Bitch Bible

Jackie is sticking with her New Years resolution and sets the financial record straight, does a deep dive into Ashley Tisdale’s toxic mom group, and explains why you shouldn’t trust people with fake plants and accent walls.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa Mattress: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comHero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coMerit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHRitual: For a limited time, save 40% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back and resolves to be bitchier than ever in 2026, laments the derth of proper entertainment, and recaps her first holiday off in years that includes power outages, flooding pools, rodents, spoiling caviar, and an incontinent child.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Pique: Get 20% off your order at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa Mattresses: Go to www.Leesa.com for 25% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLEHero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coNutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Honeylove: Get 20% off at www.honeylove.com/BibleHero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off at www.hero.coPique: Get 20% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/BibleRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHWayfair: Shop all things home at www.Wayfair.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop my favorite pajamas at www.SKIMS.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittleSpoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.