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  • Football Ramble

    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    2026-08-25 | 28 mins.
    How about that for a first Monday Night Football of the season, eh? Marcus Spellers' beautiful Cottagers took the fight to their west London neighbours but in the end it was Chelsea who, despite Robert Sánchez's best efforts, came out on top.

    Jim joins Marcus this morning to react to the game. Plus, is it time for big boy Penders to have a go in net? Why can't you say "bomb squad" anymore? And do we want to wish the great-grandson of a fascist dictator good luck?

    Get your Football Ramble x Admiral kit here.

    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.

    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.

    ***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season.
    No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Football Ramble

    Mauled with panache

    2026-08-24 | 1h 1 mins.
    Welcome back to the Premier League, Manchester United! And welcome back, Vithushan Ehantharajah…

    Today, Marcus and David join Vish to celebrate Hull’s eye-catching return to the top flight. Elsewhere, Marcus explains why things could be even worse for Spurs as they pick up where they left off last season. Plus, Erling Haaland’s got a new look.

    Get your Football Ramble x Admiral kit here.

    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.

    You can see all our predictions on our socials: find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.

    **Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**
    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season.
    No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Football Ramble

    THE MY BIDDY AUNT SEASON OPENER

    2026-08-21 | 15 mins.
    Today we cut the ribbon on the Ramble Intercontinental Senate after a much-needed summer repainting (thanks Pete). Spelgium returns to the soirée to square off against Cartalonia.

    Who will lay the first claim to the Biddy throne? Jimbabwe is refereeing this one.

    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.

    Join the Football Ramble FPL HERE. Or use the code: 50ewth.

    You can see all our predictions on our socials: find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.

    **Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**
    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season.
    No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Football Ramble

    The Preview Show: The Frank factor

    2026-08-21 | 48 mins.
    The Premier League is back! What’s more, lovely Frank Lampard has also returned to the fold. Marcus, Jim and David look ahead to tonight’s opening fixture and wonder if Super Frank is ready to return to the big time as a manager.

    Elsewhere, there’s a classic thigh rubber to start the season between Newcastle and Liverpool. Plus, dog merch has officially hit the shelves in a club shop near you.

    Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.

    Join the Football Ramble FPL HERE. Or use the code: 50ewth.

    You can see all our predictions on our socials: find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.

    **Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**
    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season.
    No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Football Ramble

    The Best of Ramble Uncut 2025/26

    2026-08-20 | 29 mins.
    A new football season means a new season of Ramble Uncut, our exclusive weekly episode for our beautiful Patreon subscribers.

    Today, we're looking back on some of our favourite moments from last season, from avian appendages, to Pete's Bernie Sanders, and Robbie Earle's astonishing number of World Cup tickets. Fancy more of this? Get on a free 7-day trial now at patreon.com/footballramble.

    Join the Football Ramble FPL HERE. Or use the code: 50ewth.

    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.

    **Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**
    The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season.
    No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the Premier League season as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style.No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.The Football Ramble, the original football podcast. Brand new episodes every single weekday during the 2026/27 Premier League season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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