Two Guys on a Plane

In this episode, we decided to flip the script a bit. You hear us complain about passengers all the time—on the podcast, on the jumpseat, in the galley, everywhere. So today, we handed the mic to you: the passengers. We asked what flight attendants do that drives you nuts, and wow… you did not hold back. From safety announcements you swear are unintelligible, to overhead bin drama, to call bells, credit card pitches, bad perfume, and everything in between—you told us exactly how you feel, and we’re diving right into it.Of course, it wouldn’t be a Two Guys episode if we didn’t get sidetracked ranting about our own recent flights, telling wild stories from the aisle, and laughing at the absolutely unbelievable stuff people do at 35,000 feet. And yes—we even squeeze in a round of galley gossip that may or may not involve a cowboy hat, Stampede Week, and a full-on swan dive in an airport arrivals hall. Buckle up… this one gets chaotic.Tap here to read the original post on Threads!Episode Highlights:[0:02] Opening the conversation: what you hate about flight attendants [1:22] Drew’s chaotic week: strollers, messes, and aisle-walking mayhem [4:37] Rich’s “is that the last bag of chips?” galley encounter [6:00] The guy who straight-up ate Drew’s salad [7:10] Your complaints begin: announcements no one can understand [8:54] Half cups of water and why it might be your doing [10:39] Credit card pitches—love them or hate them [12:14] Babies in the aisle and why bumps happen [13:43] Overhead bin accusations: are we lying? [15:44] Call bells: why we don’t always see them right away [18:30] Trash collection etiquette and “you missed me!” [20:03] Peanut allergies and misunderstood “lectures” [22:01] Handling rude passengers when airlines won’t back us [23:44] Bag lifting: what we legally can’t do for you [25:17] Yes, you are interrupting our break in the galley [27:02] Sweat, perfume, and the reality of polyester at 35,000 feet [29:41] The gin-and-tonic eyebrow raise—when alcohol becomes a concern [31:21] Bulkhead bins and why crew bags sometimes go there [33:27] No photos of the crew—please stop doing that [34:27] Loud galley talk on night flights: we explain [35:47] “You skiThoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos, comfort, and absolute craziness of spending the holidays as flight attendants—and we brought two of our favorite people along for the ride. We’re joined by our friends and fellow crew members, Bre ane Caleb, who have somehow managed to turn missed holidays, graveyard-view hotel rooms, and granola-bar “Christmas dinners” into some of the most magical traditions we’ve ever experienced.Together, we talk about the wild layovers that shaped us, the unexpected friendships that kept us sane, and how creating our own traditions—like our now-annual Christmas market trips—has turned some of the hardest moments of the job into the ones we cherish most. Grab your glühwein, buckle in, and get in the holiday spirit with us.Want to join us on our next Christmas Market trip!? We’re going to Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania in 2026! Tap here to learn more!Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights: [2:01] Caleb’s legendary “baby gun” passenger story [4:22] Bri’s unforgettable mid-flight wetsuit moment [7:54] How we all randomly met (and re-met) in Budapest [9:42] Champagne in coach & the accidental birth of a friendship [12:18] Caleb & Rich trauma-bond on a truly awful layover [13:44] Holiday layovers from graveyards to granola-bar “dinners” [15:21] A senior mama turns Fourth of July into pure magic [17:12] The Christmas dinner that wasn’t free… until it wasn’t [19:16] How Caleb & Bri started their Christmas market tradition [20:55] Why slowing down at holiday markets keeps us coming back [23:04] The first market trip we crashed—Drew becomes obsessed [25:21] Caleb’s bar-fight scar (and why he earned it) [26:55] Keeping traditions alive even as seniority shifts [28:29] This year’s destination reveal: Innsbruck, Austria [29:58] Why small-town Christmas markets feel like instant community [31:31] Tips for junior crew spending holidays away from home [33:22] Drew’s go-to holiday hack: pack your favorite dish for a galley feast [35:40] BIG announcement: Our 2026 group Christmas market trip [37:15] Lightning-round cross-check with Caleb & Bri [41:05] Final thoughts & where to find more behind-the-scenes chaosThoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Ever wonder what it’s like to fly the skies on a whim, hopscotching from one city (or country!) to another without a confirmed seat in sight? In this episode, we’re diving deep into the wild, wonderful world of non-rev adventures — the ultimate flight attendant perk. From unexpected detours to last-minute jaunts across the globe, we’re sharing our favorite standby travel stories and tips for how to navigate the chaos with humor and heart.We’re spilling all the tea on the perks (and perils) of standby flying, including how we once jet-set to Paris for a croissant and how an Uber across state lines helped Rich hit his 50th state just in time. Whether you're a seasoned staff traveler or just curious about how flight crews make the most of their benefits, this episode is packed with laughs, travel inspo, and a healthy dose of galley gossip.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:21] Why we became flight attendants (hint: free flights) [1:09] The chaos of holiday travel and how to survive it [2:15] Drew’s uncle gets a rude awakening about buying standby tickets [4:48] Rich’s unforgettable birthday flight to San Juan and why crew love crew [7:45] The beauty of reciprocal travel agreements among airlines [8:39] Drew’s Boston-to-Vegas pivot: why winter weather can't stop a standby trip [13:01] Winning the non-rev game: rerouting through Vegas to beat the crowd home [14:50] How StaffTraveler saved our Minneapolis concert plans [16:21] The breakfast-in-Paris trip that almost derailed our wedding planning [18:50] Rich’s epic quest to hit all 50 states — including an Uber across the Dakotas [22:46] Our whirlwind 7-country vacation and why Egypt blew us away [24:03] Pro tips for newbie non-revs: buffer days, backup plans, and bathroom couches [25:00] Galley Gossip: The “cloud” coming from the engine that wasn’tThoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

In this special Veterans Day episode, we sit down with the incomparable Keturah Johnson—combat veteran, flight attendant, and International Vice President of AFA-CWA. As the first queer woman of color and veteran elected to serve in this powerful union role, Keturah shares her extraordinary journey from the tarmac to the battlefield to the picket lines. She opens up about her military service during “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” her fierce advocacy for trans rights, and the fight for visibility and equity in aviation.This conversation is full of heart, truth, and power. We dive into what it means to wear the uniform—both in the military and in the skies—as a queer person of color, and how union activism is helping change the future of the flight attendant profession. Keturah brings receipts, realness, and the kind of candid insight that will leave you inspired (and maybe a little fired up). You don't want to miss this one.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:21] Introducing Keturah Johnson and why she’s the perfect Veterans Day guest [1:20] That time Keturah met Joe Biden at the airport—aviators and all [2:42] From catering planes to the National Guard—Keturah’s journey into the military [5:00] Deployed to Afghanistan: surviving combat under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” [7:04] “Don’t clap for veterans—vote for them.” Keturah gets real about systemic neglect [10:57] Growing up in Kenya and how that shaped her global worldview [13:20] Losing her locks in the military and reclaiming identity through union activism [21:57] Fighting for uniform choice and pushing back from day one [24:22] Union leadership 101—stepping into power and demanding representation [27:44] Why diverse leadership matters and the power of being unapologetically visible [30:50] The importance of visibility through pins, pronouns, and showing up [32:47] Becoming the first queer woman of color elected to high AFA office [35:06] Dealing with respect and disrespect—how Keturah keeps going [38:24] Speaking up at work: real advice for taking action and using your voice [41:07] Building union power and the HRE committee’s biggest wins [44:43] Advice to new flight attendants: wear your pin and speak up [45:15] Keturah’s go-off moment—protect trans folks, respect veterans, and support women’s sports [46:29] Cross-Checked lightning round—windoThoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

Have you ever wished there was a school for airplane passengers? Well, class is in session! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the do’s and don’ts of airplane etiquette, straight from the galley to your ears. From overhead bin blunders to bare feet horror stories, we’re breaking down everything that makes us cringe—and laugh—when flying the friendly skies. And yes, we’ve got thoughts on your speakerphone convos and tuna sandwiches too.We’re sharing real listener stories, our own in-flight drama, and hilarious personal experiences that highlight the bizarre (and sometimes brilliant) behavior we see onboard. If you’ve ever flown—or plan to—you won’t want to miss this crash course in sky manners. Bonus: You might just walk away knowing the true rules of the armrest game.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:39] We kick off class—welcome to the school of airplane etiquette. [1:26] Rich shares a passenger meltdown over a tight connection... and poor decision-making. [4:58] Andrew's “everything went wrong” trip, complete with delays, storms, and missed trains. [9:04] We react to your listener-submitted etiquette gripes—starting with bare feet on bulkheads. [10:50] Armrest rules, manspreading, and who controls the window shade—welcome to Sky Law. [14:44] Speakerphone sagas, juicy convos, and when it's okay (maybe) to listen in. [17:01] PSA: Stop yanking seatbacks to stand up—your seatmate’s neck will thank you. [18:04] The overhead bin shuffle—get what you need before sitting down! [19:25] Safety demo respect, headphone etiquette, and who deserves your “thank you.” [22:02] Don’t poke the flight attendant... or touch us anywhere else either. [23:06] The great overhead bin debate—move my bag? Drew says yes. Rich says... ask first. [26:24] The etiquette of bathroom use—just don’t. Unless you must. Then spritz, please. [28:01] Whispered convos, stinky food, and should you snore? [29:26] Lavatory habits and tray table horror stories—we see (and smell) it all. [33:29] The myth of “your” overhead bin and how to stop the tantrums. [34:39] Don’t run to the front. Stay seated. The airplane is not a race track. [36:30] Diaper duty belongs in the lav—not on the tray table. [37:29] Galley Gossip: Eli’s panicked passenger and the mysterious “engine smoke.”Thoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon