My Momma Told Me

• It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English) RE-RELEASE

  Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• The Miracle of Tallow Grease (with Kel Mitchell)

  Does tallow grease cure ALL illnesses? Langston and David hang out with actor/comedy legend Kel Mitchell (Good Burger 2, Kenan & Kel, All That) to discuss this family home remedy. You will for sure end up greasy, but you will be healed instantly...and maybe smell like meats. They discuss what the Internet has to say about this conspiracy theory and the history of it's use. Plus, we see how much they are being sold today and have a strong feeling white people have something to do with this price gouging. Plus, the guys would love to pitch a film idea: The Tallow Man. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE

  Hey Lil Momma's! Here's another classic episode of My Momma Told Me this week. If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good location. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• NBA Magic Tricks (with Josiah Johnson)

  Langston and David are joined by former UCLA basketball player, NBA Twitter meme king, and podcast host Josiah Johnson. They talk about the 1985 first official draft lottery. Was it rigged or not? And we learn that the 2009 Western Conference Finals was the greatest time of David’s life. The Nuggets were fun during that time, Barrack Obama was president, and Michael Jackson just passed: the holy trinity for David's comedy career. Plus a hot take, they definitely stole some of Jackie Chan's moves for Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• Making the Greatest White Television Show w/ Zack Fox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

  Langston and David sit down with their good friend Zack Fox in this mini episode and imagine what it would be like to write the best white show ever together — like a reverse The Wire. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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