We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this episode, which could just be solved easily with a desk full of jelly and knocking down all of the walls. Or, if all else fails, dual percussive massagers.Suggested talking points: Simply the Guest, Cyber Salsa and Cryptacos, Deez Sour Balls, Theraguns Akimbo, Talk Nerdy to Me, Flay Bobby FlayBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/ 

The big question we’re addressing this week is: when is Griffin gonna pick a lane? Thanks to the ever-fruitful resource that is wikiHow, we’ve finally figured it out and ended up with the classic podcast trio of Disney Dad, Cool Emo Dude, and Siren Goddess.Suggested talking points: Allucard Stakes, Ice Cream Truckers, Lil’ Creamer, Seinfeld Babies, Smash Me Mommy, Gothffice worker, Whopper Memento, A Red Burger Now and a Red Shit Tomorrow.Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

This episode is absolutely not sponsored by Alpha Legends 16: Fingers of the Resistence, the best mobile game about backpack management and customization. But if you use the special code TravIspoWeRninety-nine, you're guaranteed to get Jansport or better. That is, if you're good at games. You have to be good in order to spin good.Suggested talking points: Don't Tell the FCC About Podcasts, Butter Slaps, Heard, Chef, 'Speriment School, Be Careful with Genies, One Degree from BeansBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future where the stars no longer exist, we find ourselves longing to talk about things like money candles, different Shreks, and stadium hamburgers.Suggested talking points: The Big Bazinga, Fump Kumpton, Beer Time-Out, Masterclass Perv, Is it Anointed?, Don’t Lick a ShrekBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch.  Suggested talking points: Teen Google, Beef Nuggets, Caterpillar Mysteries, Stroking to Death, Salmon Burgers, Spanky Gazpacho, Babypizza  Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/