It's too hot to think. Let's let the stars guide us.
Weather: "Door is Your Hand" by Adult Mom
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor
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Logo: Rob Wilson
Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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271 - The Festival
Push the boundaries of experience
Weather: "Stretching Thin" by MADWOMAN
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
The voice of Josh Crayton is Brie Williams
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270 - Deeper Than Purpose, Older Than Thought
Now is not the time for panic. Now is the time for despair.
Weather: "Radio Down" by Caged Animals
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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269 - A Story About Me
This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me.
Weather: "House With A Basement" by Nick Ricks
The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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269 - A Story About Me
This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me. Weather: "House With A Basement" by Nick RicksThe voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal LublinOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsNight Vale RPG featured at Renegade Con June 62025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now!UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
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