Chris vs. The People

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines for secrets and tea… and immediately regrets asking. One caller shares how her ex–best friend accused her of being an unfit mother and threatened CPS only for that same friend’s toddler to later wander outside alone in the snow. Another listener admits to catfishing her middle school bullies just to figure out why they hated her (honestly? valid). And things take a dark turn when a caller reveals that someone who once shamed her online for starting a GoFundMe for her sick dog was later exposed for k*lling their own dog and now trains other people’s pets. It’s petty, disturbing, and deeply chaotic… exactly the kind of episode that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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• CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)
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This week on Chris vs. the People, things get weird in every possible direction. A caller admits to sexting her married boss for months while also hooking up with a coworker at the same job, another shares the surprisingly normal-in-her-culture story of digging up her grandfather’s bones as part of a traditional second burial, and one listener realizes her college boyfriend, who loved “being a bottom”, was very much closeted and active on Grindr behind her back. It’s messy, shocking, oddly educational, and somehow heartfelt…a classic Chris vs. the People episode where nothing goes the way you expect. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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This week on Chris vs. the People, things escalate fast. A caller cuts off her longtime best friend after she kicks her fiancé’s gunshot wound and then demands her cat back out of spite. Another shares how her brother’s wife secretly cheated on him for nearly a decade with her best friend, only to leave him, remarry, and still use his last name. And finally, one listener explains how being too nice led her to giving a stranger a ride home… only to discover he was wearing a diaper as a kink...and yes, there are photos. It’s messy, disturbing, and deeply unserious in the way only Chris vs. the People can be. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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This week on Chris vs. the People, the new year starts off completely unhinged. A caller explains how her 18th birthday party ended in a literal shootout after a hotel party moved to a boxing gym, another shares how her 15th birthday was ruined by the January 6th insurrection (complete with her uncle showing up on live TV mid–Happy Birthday), and one listener drops a jaw-on-the-floor confession about discovering her ex slept with his own sister, ending with an even crazier twist to the story. It’s dark, chaotic, and somehow still funny… a truly deranged way to kick off the year. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.
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This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudden “girlfriend and pregnancy” turned out to be a full-blown scam. It’s disturbing, chaotic, and impossible to forget… basically, a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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PRODUCED BY: 

• CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)

• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)

EDITED BY:

• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)