Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

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0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
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0:01 Jason is off, Ryan's hard launch
0:11 Ryan's interest
0:16 Lady who made digital court appearance while driving a car
0:20 Open A.I. have shelved their plans to launch an erotic chat bot
0:26 Guy who loves to fix things and offers free fixit services
0:30 NEWS
0:31 Police arrest the husband of a woman who suspiciously disappeared
0:33 Woman is hospitalized by a catapillar
0:41 Door blew open on a plane during flight
0:45 Jar of Nutella floated by on an Artimus live stream
0:51 Family's dog taken by a delivery driver
0:51 Another stolen dog returned to his family
0:54 Dog saved family & their livestock from bear
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1:00 Jason is off today
1:02 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:02 The Masters starts tody
1:06 Loonie Dog night for Bliue Jays home hames
1:09 Strange foods that you can buy in MLB stadiums this year
1:17 Michael J. Fox was reported dead on CNN, he was not
1:17 The woman who sold Matthew Perry the drugs that killed him has been sentenced
1:28 Nikki Glaser says she kind of likes it when her boyfriend hooks up with other women
1:31 Kris Jenner has become an idol on Chinese social media
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1:39 WHITE TRASH ALERT
1:39 Guy stole a semi-truck full of beer
1:47 2 guys arrested for driving around with a gator strapped to the top of their car
1:49 "Pamper and Dash", when people run out on salon and spa bills
2:02 Video of 2 ladies fighting over a coffin after learning that they were both dating the deceased
2:07 Fight in line at a Chick Fil-A leads to gun fire
2:12 Viral video of police failed attempt to apprehend suspect
2:15 Ladies are going crazy over Laguna Beach's Firefighter of the Year
2:20 Guy had 4" removed from his penis
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2:29 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:29 Guy refused to pay for gas because money "isn't real"
2:32 Trash dumped on driveway over a payment dispute
2:36 Police targeting distracted drivers by riding on buses
2:41 Are men's or women's farts worse according to science?
2:47 78-year-old woman says she is too old for jury duty, but they keep asking her
2:51 Chick Fil-A employee found $10k in cash, returned it
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2:59 NEWS
2:59 Family got trapped in their storm shelter
3:02 Another piece of junk fell to Earth from space
3:05 Deputies save a woman who can't swim after driving into a retention pond
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3:11 Expert believes A.I. could reduce number of days worked from 4 to 5 per week
3:13 How chocolate, cheese and yogurt can help you live longer
3:15 Things you've stopped buying because it has become too expensive
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3:24 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
3:24 Guy got stuck in chimney while breaking into a home
END OF SHOW
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0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
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0:01 Kristi Noem's husband and his controversy
0:23 Woman posts TikTok looking for a guy that her friend met at the bar, the guy's wife saw it
0:28 The Easy Squeeze Me device to help with constipation
0:35 NEWS
0:35 SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION
0:35 Old lady in a Tesla crashed into a cellphone store
0:39 Suspicious disappearance of a woman after an evening boat ride with her husband
0:43 SCUBA diver was dragged by a boat
0:47 Guy shatters the glass of a business when they tell him that he could not use their bathroom
0:52 A dognapping caught on camera
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1:00 Jason will be having his rib ball removed tomorrow, Ryan's surgeries & kidney stones
1:21 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:21 Tiger Woods will be leaving the country to enter treatment
1:22 Patriots coach Mike Vrabel's marital scandal
1:29 Big Cubs fan lost pants while going for a foul ball
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1:39 PERVERT
1:39 A couple of female teachers were allegedly having sex with the same student
1:46 School official called a student "hot" during a board meeting
1:51 Drug dealer gets hit in head with bags of cocaine during a police bust
1:54 Guy wearing a stolen inmate uniform in his mugshot
1:57 Hiker had to be airlifted from mountain after getting stung over 100 times
2:02 Uptick in guys over 50 getting things stuck in their butts (Are you a guy over 50 who started exploring your butt?)
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2:30 Person in an Easter Bunny costume helped a shooting victim
2:42 Campers believe that a mountain lion was trying to get into their tent
2:44 Tornado warning forced an Indian wedding and girls' volleyball tournament together
2:49 Pig semen eye drops can help to stop cancerous tumors in eyes
2:50 JUNK FOOD ROUND UP
2:50 Dairy Queen's breakfast-themed treats
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3:01 NEWS
3:01 SUCKS TO BE OLD
3:01 Old lady arrested while drunk driving twice in two days
3:04 Woman saved guy from drowning, turned out he was a double-homicide suspect
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3:12 NASA release images of the Moon from Artimus mission
3:14 How living in space changes you
3:14 Mirrors that would allow you to order sunlight on demand
3:17 A couple who were married for decades ended up passing within hours of each other
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3:23 THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS
3:23 Someone caught on camera stealing a bunch of hockey sticks
END OF SHOW
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TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
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0:01 Jason's son's demon friends are back
0:11 Dave's celebrity run-ins over vacation
0:17 Parenting trend to get kids to stop freaking out
0:20 Bathroom minibars
0:28 NEWS
0:28 DARK SIDED
0:28 Human skull found during Easter egg hunt
0:31 Wolf bit child's hands at the zoo
0:36 Person able to walk away after being ejected from a car
0:40 Luxury car heist leads to a crash
0:42 Plane contacted wrong air traffic control tower during runway approach
0:45 Woman went into labor on board a flight
0:46 Artimus mission reaches the far side of the Moon
0:50 Teen surfer bit by a shark
0:53 Cat hid in recliner to avoid going to the vet
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0:59 CELEBRITY DIRT
0:59 Michigan wins NCAAB National Championship/Fan Celebrations
1:07 Woman went into labor at a hockey game
1:09 Rapper Offset shot outside of a casino
1:13 The UK considering a travel ban on Kanye West
1:19 Savannah Guthrie's return to Today
1:24 Stephen Colbert will be replaced by Comics Unleashed
1:26 Rumor that Spider-Man will die in next movie
1:29 Travel hotspots made famous by movies and TV shows
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1:38 WHITE TRASH ALERT
1:38 Woman broke into a chicken coup where to people live
1:48 Man robbed a McDonald's for cookies
1:51 A school superintendent accused of damaging a resort
1:54 A store manager is believed to have had a camera in the dressing room for over a year
1:59 Jason possibly found the chicken coup people
2:04 Rub & tug busted, had great reviews from couples(Have you had a couples rub & tug)
2:20 Politician kicked out of her party because of how heavily she edited her appearance
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2:29 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
2:29 Restaurant manager allegedly shot at customer after argument at drive-thru
2:34 Woman caught after falling out of malfunctioning carnival ride
2:39 Footage of Ferris wheel collapsing
2:42 Restaurant has to put up a fence to keep people from pooping there
2:51 People who have lost weight rapidly are twice as likely to get divorced
2:53 Push Pop sushi rolls
2:55 New non-alcoholic champagne
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3:01 NEWS
3:01 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
3:01 Doctor vandalized car that was parked where he normally parks
3:05 Bus driver tried to beat a train at a crossing
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3:12 Man received heart transplant after waitin for 7 years
3:15 A 4-year-old girl with a high I.Q.
3:18 Guy saw a Lamborghini drive past his house, turned out to be his sweepstakes prize
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3:23 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
3:23 Woman stabs a guy in the back of the head with a toothbrush
END OF SHOW
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0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
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0:01 Easter Monday/New Beers Eve/Sorry Charlie Day
0:05 Dave saw a momma and baby skunk on the way into work this morning
0:09 Introducing Ryan Logan to the show
0:15 Chuck saw the Artimus launch/Video of young kid excited about the launch
0:22 Astronaut caught on camera taking a space shower
0:26 American Airlines swapped some shorter flights to buses without telling anyone
0:33 NEWS
0:33 Good Samaritan was victim of ambush attack when he pulled over to help a crashed car
0:43 Dash cam footage of small plane's emergency landing on highway
0:45 Hot woman in bikini had to be rescued from the side of a cliff
0:47 Wind surfer ran into a whale
0:49 Jason finds the "hot chick" from the cliff…is she really hot?
0:54 GoFunMe for pizza delivery guy who stopped at store to get customer's drink
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1:03 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:03 NCAAB tournaments
1:10 Body cam footage of Tiger Woods arrest
1:15 Camera crew at ballgame put people working on laptops on TV
1:16 Old Dodgers fan upset that the team tickets will be all digital
1:19 Judge threw out most of Blake Lively's claims against Justin Baldoni
1:22 Tori Spelling and her kids taken to hospital after car accident
1:23 Arnold's son won his first body building competition
1:26 Security protecting Taylor Swift wax statue
1:28 Dan Levy will no longer be doing follow up to Schitt's Creek
1:29 Bakery business is booming after Ryan Gossling shoutout
1:33 Mozart's kinky songs that he wrote
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1:41 MALICIOUS FECAL DISTRIBUTION
1:41 Old lady pooped on the shelf of a store
1:47 Man accused of groping and exposing himself to women in a park
1:54 Old bus driver peed on the bus with students on board
1:58 Woman moved back in with husband, lit his house on fire
2:00 A woman's Houdini-like escape from a police car
2:07 Chick Fil-A fire entire staff for performing a dance for TikTok
2:11 Allegations that husband of Christy Knowings' husband's double-life
2:22 The location of the male G-spot
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2:31 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:31 Guy arrested for riding drunk on horseback in residential area
2:33 Update on the quadruple amputee cornhole campion who allegedly shot someone
2:43 Woman still got into a Waymo after it drove the wrong way through a drive-thru
2:45 Family fought off a raccoon to save their dog
2:47 Footage of fox attacking a womabn
2:50 News story on loofah code at The Villages
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3:00 NEWS
3:00 PERVERT OF THE DAY
3:00 Guy accused of groping a woman who was in Easter Bunny costume
3:05 Guy arrested for third time since winning the Power Ball
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3:13 Tip jar theft caught on live stream, thief's mom returned the money
3:17 Using sound waves to fight fires
3:19 Toddler sat with old guy who was eating alone at a McDonald's
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3:24 SUCKS TO BE OLD
3:24 99-year-old woman got visit from firefighters for her birthday
END OF SHOW
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*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
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0:01 Nurse pretended to make a patient's vagina talk
0:04 Lawsuit settlement over guy who gave the finger to a cop
0:06 Woman got in trouble while riding her electric suitcase
0:11 A couple used sex to help save up some money
0:14 What was your early dating sex mishap
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0:37 Threesome drug deal
0:40 3-year-old kid spotted walking with a loaded gun
0:42 Domestic incident over a honey bun
0:53 People got trapped in a coal mine
0:57 A list of "People I Want to Punch in the Face" was found in the parking lot
0:59 Guy had penis amputated after finding a freckle
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1:07 Woman got into a food-related fight with her husband
1:16 Guy was eating while behind the wheel during a high speed chase
1:42 Guy bought coins at yard sale that turned out to be valuable
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1:49 Getting into porn (we see a listener's b-hole)
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2:22 Guy stole delivery truck full of beer and liquor to pay off his drug debt
END OF SHOW

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