The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Shane Gillis gets in hot water at SNL again, women lose their minds online, and grinding on biceps is a thing.
 
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Ryan Upcoming Shows: 
Phoenix - Oct 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5-7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
Salt Lake - Nov 20-21
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12 
San Diego - Dec 18-20
Stockholm - Jan 20
London  - Jan 21
Dublin  - Jan 23
Manchester  - Jan 24
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Gym Clothes
01:46 - Joey Swole had a heart attack
06:20 - Shane SNL
11:00 - Ryan goes to Austin the wrong week
14:22 - Schitts creek guy would like a word with Mr. Gillis
19:30 - Comedy "experts" weigh in
20:55 - Nope guy
24:59 - Ladies are losing their minds online
33:10 - AD - Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get 42% off
34:39 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month
35:49 - Cancel culture 2.0 & #methree
39:46 - Danny's Patreon strike
45:32 - Women think calling men insecure is their achilles heel
46:30 - Tik Tok witch's curse BACKFIRES
54:58 - Justin Trudeau's wacky cabinet meetings
56:36 - LA influencer stood up on date?!
1:00:16 - AD - Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co and use code THEBOYS to get 20% off your first order
1:01:49 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
1:03:42 - STDiarrhea
1:05:36 - Livestreamed execution
1:11:16 - Wino politician
1:14:17 - Kelly Clarkson goes ham
1:17:57 - Guy really thought his male friends wanted to hear about him getting pegged
1:32:56 - Grinding on biceps is not a thing regardless of how hard VICE tries to convince you

The Cornell boys are up to no good, a classic case of asian wheres waldo, and Hockey Night in Canada replaced by Cricket
 
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Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.
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Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
 
Ryan Upcoming Shows: 
Phoenix - Oct 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5-7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
Salt Lake - Nov 20-21
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12 
San Diego - Dec 18-20
Stockholm - Jan 20
London  - Jan 21
Dublin  - Jan 23
Manchester  - Jan 24
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
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Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Props to us
00:14 - Intro
00:37 - Botched 
06:48 - Danny in his brat era
08:07 - Cornell 7 member trying to pull uno reverse card
30:49 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.
32:36 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
34:24 - Cornell
38:31 - Other people getting cancelled
42:45 - Portland trailblazers
46:16 - Andrew tate
50:01 - Gender wars
51:15 - Sebastian Maniscalco
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1:04:19 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
1:06:34 - Kimmel
1:08:50 - LA
1:10:05 - Guy sees Jesus after NDE and says he's an absolute gigachad
1:15:25 - Hockey night in Canada replaced with cricket
1:15:53 - Dates
1:21:14 - France
1:24:35 - Fake hijacking
1:27:16 - Tech overlords are also r*t*rd*d

Small but important win for female executioners, NYT goes against the grain saying you may not need to cut ties from your parents for voting for the wrong guy, and Goggins loves hard men
 
SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
 
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
Mars Men - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year
FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
 
Ryan Upcoming Shows: 
Irvine - Oct 2 
Phoenix - Oct 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5-7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
Salt Lake - Nov 20-21
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12 
San Diego - Dec 18-20
Stockholm - Jan 20
London  - Jan 21
Dublin  - Jan 23
Manchester  - Jan 24
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
 
Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
Danny @dannyjokes
Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Goggins loves hard men
00:30 - Intro
00:54 - What's the gayest height?
05:18 - Chaos at Ryan & Danny's alma mater Guelph
10:02 - Theory: Age is equal to the elapsed minutes into a bad movie
12:55 - All female execution team
19:42 - 60 days notice for leaving a cause
26:04 - The biggest wimps are the biggest revolutionaries
28:40 - AD - Mars Men - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
30:50 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
32:29 - Cutting off your parents isn't the answer
36:50 - Scott Galloway
43:06 - Strong woman content
45:35 - Stay at home Dads have a sweet gig
57:30 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year
59:19 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
1:01:04 - Obama says if women ran the world there would be no wars
1:07:28 - Dating
1:13:37 - Peeing antidepressants into the water supply is making fish insane & toxic
1:22:20 - Having bare nails is white supremacy
1:24:09 - AI restaurant reservations
1:34:17 - Lesbian bar revisited

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants.
 
SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
 
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit
 
Ryan Upcoming Shows: 
Los Angeles - Oct 1
Irvine - Oct 2 
Phoenix - Oct 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5-7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
Salt Lake - Nov 20-21
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12 
San Diego - Dec 18-20
Stockholm - Jan 20
London  - Jan 21
Dublin  - Jan 23
Manchester  - Jan 24
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
 
Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
Danny @dannyjokes
Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Welcome in New Studio!
01:09 - Intro
01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose
26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
26:46 - Audio of complaints
42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy
48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit
50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay
53:22 - Daily Wire movie
54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class
1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran
1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish
1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology
1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon
1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point
1:23:38 - Poop apology
1:30:46 - Huffpo's take

OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny reason.
 
SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
 
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping
Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
 
Upcoming Shows: 
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Irvine - Oct 2 
Phoenix - Oct 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5-7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
 
Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
Danny @dannyjokes
Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Dates! - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
00:15 - Intro
00:39 - New Ali G is no bueno
02:58 - Ed Sheeran vs. Mackelmore
10:36 - AI
15:22 - Meta Ray Ban anti-perv app
30:13 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping
31:12 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
32:46 - Can we chill?
35:43 - Trump losing popularity
37:51 - Too many peaks behind the curtain
43:02 - How AI kills humans
48:31 - Hunter Biden's pump & dump
51:19 - It's the black juror's fault
53:29 - A gender blob's take
1:01:38 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
1:04:01 - Oprah
1:15:28 - Genital Theft
1:26:07 - Aaron Rodgers
1:29:51 - I banged ugly people to unlearn my biases
1:33:08 - Wrap up