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Lara and Carey are back with another rendition of GENIUS ALERT, and this time they’re joined in the stu by comedian, clown, and bisexual icon Zack Zucker, whose variety special “Stamptown” is out now on Netflix. They talk Zack’s trajectory from suburban Hudson Valley boy to internationally renowned clown, the LA clown scene, getting rimmed on stage in London, and his profound adoration of SURVIVOR. He leads Larz and Carz into a recap of his favorite Survivor episode: Episode 10 of Season 20 “Going Down in Flames" from Heroes vs. Villains.

The Hero and Villain tribe finally merge after nearly a month, and to celebrate, they eat a ham with their hands; Parvati’s dastardly reputation finds her alienated from the group, especially when she goes for the heroes’ banana supply. Russell and his satanic imp-magic bewitch some of the men, including JT, and Sandra’s long game battle plan continues its behind-the-scenes path. Parvati finagles another immunity idol from Russell, in addition to the one she already has. Uncle Jeff challenges the tribe to hold onto poles for as long as they can. Danielle wins, and the crew heads into that night’s tribunal, where Parvati — in a stunning, last minute power play — turns the tables using her immunity and psychic sorcery.
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Lara and Carey return to God’s greatest prize (UTAH) for another chapter in the ongoing saga that is… Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they discuss the possibility of Verity as gay canon, the mysteries of Dakota Johnson, Lara clearing up confusion over 60 Minutes, the glory of Gilded Age smooth brain, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi’s height appropriate relationship, the Cornell President’s alleged foot and run, Carey’s own vehicular-weight humiliation as a freshman in high school, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies prepare for Bronwyn’s girls trip to her Big Apple (San Francisco) for St. Paddy’s celebrations and general rindomness. Quai, Bronwyn and Wild Rose link up at a biker bar and Angie visits a grieving Mary to distract her with tales of Quai’s toothbrush + toilet punishment of her husband. Lisa tells Heather about her yearly invite to the Oscars and Seth tells Meredith she smothers their children, and Angie tells the world about her failing marriage all while debuting her terrifying green contact lenses.

Then to San Francisco they go (minus Mary)! Sand lines are promptly drawn. Bronwyn proudly flaunts her East Bay roots and Thoroughly Modern Millie take on the city of San Fran; Lisa B keeps the haters trembling with her casual turn-down of her pre-fame Oscars invites; Brittany — donned in wedges — pinches handicapped elderly people in the name of Sláinte. At the hotel, Wild Rose runs her mouth and blabs about Quai’s shit talking of Heather and Hengie. Bronwyn, fully sparked by the spirit of SF, rents a trolley to the Irish pubs, where Angie trolls Quai over toothbrushgate and Heather confronts her over her “Diablo/Diabolical” remark, pushing Quai to tears. As the beer and Jägerbombs flow, Quai turns on Whitney as Bronwyn succumbs to true Transatlantic (and Transpacific) possession…
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Lara and Carey are back with another installment of GENIUS ALERT with screenwriter, creative director and cultural scholar Patrik Sandberg, who makes his grand SUP return today. Together they delve into the seminal and earth-shattering three episode splendor of SCARY ISLAND, from season three of RHONY.

With Ramona’s rindom 17th anniversary vow renewal to Mario on the horizon, she organizes a pseudo bachelorette trip to St. John in the Virgin Islands with Bethenny, Alex, Sonja and Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Jill and Countess hang back in the Big Apple, where Jill stews over the continued fallout of her friendship with B and practices ice skating in a bone chilling leotard for a charity she’s hosting. Luann goes on a date with a spooky writer and hits the studio with producer Chris Young to record “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” in iconic fashion.

Bethenny, pregnant and grieving her recently deceased father, does her best to rise above the mounting antics of Kelly, whose malapropisms and aggro morality policing alienates the whole yacht-bound group of ladies. With deranged focus, Kelly locks into her cosmic nemesis Bethenny, with culinary insults and hoe-bag accusations in tow. It all culminates during the fateful dinner at the Most Dangerous Game-ass villa Ramona rents for the ladies. Set off by Skinnygirl products, crab cakes, Alex’s bloody eyes and Ramona’s motherly scolding, Kelly crescendos into a Crucible-esque performance of terror and rage that goes down in herstory books.
Once Kelly flees the Caribbean by dawn, the survivors of Ramona’s Girls Trip think it’s clear skies till they're back in New York, but when the clip-clop of wedge heels echoes through the villa on the final day of vacation, they realize Scary Island has one last trick in store for them. The horn-like “Hiiiiiii” heard around the world...
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Lara and Carey are back in Brigham Young’s Utah for the second episode of the new RHOSLC season. But first they discuss the shoncking splatter fest displayed by the victor of a fitness competition in China, the new street drug ready to snatch Fentanyl’s demonic wig, and Farah Abraham’s goth daughter.

On RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow introduces the world to her dear friend and former glam girl, Quai, who’s leveled up in life with a rich, golden-nippled husband, a new 10,000 sq. foot home and literal mountainside all to herself. Quai tries to defend her girl Wild Rose, much to Barlow’s dismay. A self-flagellating Wild Rose has a sit-down with a newly buff Justin, revealing their in-house trial separation, Whitney’s newfound sobriety, and the divisive nature of Del Taco coupons. Bronwyn and her gay boyfriend Brandon go ice skating, where they discuss their whirlwind romance and Todd’s old farty ass. Heather and Wild Rose visit a snowflake-less Britani and Heather reveals that Bron and Brandon did Ayahuasca in Cabo. Then, aprés-ski with Lisa B! commences, as the ladies minus Mary and plus Quai gather for a day on the slopes. Heather and Lisa bury the hatchet over Heather’s drunkard trolling of BabyGirl. Whitney also apologizes to Lisa over drag brunchgate, which New York’s greatest daughter graciously accepts. But a Lisa Barlow-branded dinner opens Pandora’s Box once more, as Lady New Head Meredith refuses to accept Wild Rose’s pleas for forgiveness…
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Lara and Carey are back for another rendition of Genius Alert, and this time they’ve enlisted the brilliance of 5x Emmy-winning writer and reality TV scientist, Ali Barthwell. They discuss Ali’s new book “Reality TV for Snobs,” which acts as a definitive guide to the essential reality shows of the 21st century, including Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and, of course, America’s Next Top Model; the latter of which Ali stops by the SUP Stu on her way to ANOTHER Emmy awards (for her work on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver) to discuss. Yes, that’s right: the three embark on a journey back to Tyra Banks’s Model Land, discussing cycle four, episode 7 “The Girl Who Sends Tyra Over the Edge.” The explosive season features legends like winner Naima, Michelle and her battle with necrosis, Brittany’s power-bangs, Kahlen’s hives, the diabolical trolling of Keenyah, the iconic Tiffany, and more.

The ladies head to a rindom acting lesson in Palos Verdes, where Larry Cross forces them to master cockney accents for some unknown reason. They girls mostly stumble, with Larry locking into Tiffany the hardest over her prescient unwillingness to be anything but herself. Their thespian prowess is tested alongside actor/model Boris Kodjoe, and the winners are treated to diamonds in a sketchy vault, while Tiffany stands up to micro-aggressive assessments of “ghetto” accents. The next day, the models are paired up with a male model named Rib for a WonderBra lingerie shoot, with many of them rightfully uncomfortable over the awkwardly sexual nature of the challenge.

Then at elimination night, the ladies are tasked with teleprompter readings, butchering the names of countless fashion houses. Tiffany, continuously mind-fucked by the judges and production, gets in her head but soon snaps into star-mode, oozing more charisma and personality than all the other girls combined. But that’s not enough for Tyra, who faces off with what she perceives as an ungrateful Tiffany in a television crash out for the ages. Nothing was ever the same.
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