2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the always unpredictable Ari Shaffir, dropping in to promote “The End”, a bold, no-holds-barred storytelling series that serves as a spiritual sequel and final evolution of his cult-favorite show This Is Not Happening.This episode dives deep into Ari’s return to long-form storytelling, breaking down how The End was independently produced with a stacked lineup featuring top-tier comics and a unique profit-sharing model that actually pays performers. The trio reflects on the evolution of comedy since Ari's original show, from Comedy Central’s heyday to today’s creator-driven landscape. The conversation spirals into outrageous personal stories, behind-the-scenes industry insights, and hilarious debates about everything from sobriety culture to the lost art of live storytelling. There’s also an unforgettable deep dive into a near-collaboration with Tracy Morgan, a story that almost made it into final show, and the unhinged unseriousness of morning show promotional interviews. Check out The End, y'all! We legit worked hard on it here at Studio Jeans.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:37 - The End

00:04:13 - Big Dicks & Big Chicks

00:12:20 - The Missing Tracy Morgan Story

00:31:10 - Morning Show Chaos

00:43:47 - 2 Bears 5K

00:47:30 - Booze Tales & Sobriety Influencers

01:01:09 - Road Trip Stories

01:08:31 - Tito's Vodka & Final Thoughts
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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back with a wild new episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and this one has everything: a terrifying tour bus fire, Bert’s ongoing recovery from blood clots, near-death anxiety, celebrity gossip, and a heated defense of napping. Bert breaks down the shocking story of how his bus blew a tire outside Fargo, was left behind overnight, and then burst into flames just hours later — a moment that may have saved everyone on board. He and Tom unpack how close the situation really was, what Bert lost in the fire, and why he’s still obsessing over the hats.

The Bears also dive into Bert’s fear of flying, life on blood thinners, what it means to face mortality without booze, and the bizarre mental spiral that comes with multiple near-death experiences in a matter of months. From there, the conversation takes its usual chaotic turn into Club Shay Shay, the “lost everything and got it back” misunderstanding, the Jeffrey Epstein email chatter, Chappell Roan backlash, and whether Jon Bernthal is dead wrong about naps.
They also talk about the upcoming 2 Bears 5K in Pasadena on May 9, Bert’s current fitness goals, and whether he can break 30 minutes in the race.

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:20 - Bert's Bus Burned Down
00:14:47 - Losing Everything
00:18:19 - A Really Cool Gift
00:20:40 - Death Is A Cruel Mistress
00:34:34 - Air Canada Accident + Other Aviation Disasters
00:43:10 - Chappell Roan
00:50:28 - Beefing With Jon Bernthal About Naps
00:56:34 - 2 Bears 5K
01:00:20 - New Bus & Doing Stand-Up Again
01:07:33 - Epstein, Fluffy, & KREISCHER

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In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura cover everything from Bert’s sorta sober lifestyle, weight loss, sleep improvement, and 5K training to marriage non-negotiables, separate bedrooms, and life on tour. The Bears also react to internet beef between Quentin Tarantino and Rosanna Arquette, joke about the Epstein files, discuss "kept women", talk Trump and Mar-a-Lago, share a tense aborted plane landing story, and spiral into one of their darkest and funniest hypothetical conversations yet. If you missed this show, this one's for you.

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:19 - Bert's Weight Loss Journey
00:07:14 - Tarantino Beef & Unbothered Rogan
00:18:31 - Chef Drama
00:22:51 - Non-Negotiables
00:33:05 - Kept Women, Money, and Wild Relationship Logic
00:39:57 - Bert Learns He's In The Epstein Files
00:43:47 - Trump & Mar-A-Lago
00:50:07 - Dahmer & Plane Crashes
00:54:59 - How Would You Prefer To Die
01:02:23 - What Language Would You Prefer To Be Killed By?
01:06:55 - Racist Thing A Black Guy Told Me
01:11:40 - Vince Vaughan On The Pod?
01:13:35 - Wrap up
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This week on Two Bears, One Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer spiral gloriously through brand loyalty, fast-food hot takes, donuts, Super Bowl commercials, health scares, and the kind of brutally honest conversations only best friends can have.
The Bears break down why Pepsi Zero Sugar might actually be better than Coke Zero, debate McDonald’s fries vs. literally everyone else, and revisit classic brand wars like Burger King vs. McDonald’s and Dunkin’ vs. Krispy Kreme. From Blooming Onion horror stories to why you should never order seafood at a steakhouse, this episode is packed with food takes that will absolutely start arguments.
Bert also opens up about his recent blood clot scare, panic attacks, medications, and how the experience completely shifted his perspective on health, mortality, and gratitude. The guys also talk sleep apnea machines, Benadryl addictions, Mounjaro side effects, testosterone confusion, and why medical advice somehow never agrees ever.
Plus: donut shop conspiracies in Los Angeles, Cambodian vs. Vietnamese sandwich excellence, Krispy Kreme’s wild history, Instagram’s “fatties eating” algorithm, tracking down Ari Shaffir in the jungle, and why the 2 Bears 5K might literally save lives.

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:06 - Brand Wars
00:07:07 - Weight Loss Drugs
00:14:58 - Pepsi Challenge
00:22:40 - I Bought A Donut Shop
00:39:22 - Coin Pusher
00:40:54 - 2 Bears 5K Is Back!
00:45:13 - Bert's Blood Clot
00:49:38 - Where In The World Is Ari Shaffir?
00:54:39 - Black Appreciation
01:00:41 - Wrap Up
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The OG Bears are back on this absolutely unhinged episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura dive headfirst into VR porn disasters, accidental virtual orgies, and the terrifying realization that Oculus might actually be ending humanity.
Bert recounts a weekend alone that spirals into nine virtual orgies, soul-stealing eye contact, and panic-induced controller fumbling in a pitch-black room. The Bears also unpack loneliness, online hate comments, incel psychology, and how social media gives angry dudes a place to scream just to feel noticed.
From there, things somehow get deeper: wealth guilt, excess consumption, purging hundreds of shoes and jackets, Mounjaro weight loss, beating Jelly Roll in the next 2 Bears 5K, parenting chaos, friendship evolution, Jake Paul as a “god,” and why success is always part luck. Enjoy the Bears while they're here.

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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 323

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:14 - Bert's First Threesome
00:05:58 - Mean Comments
00:13:05 - Hanging With The Kids During Christmas
00:30:02 - Stroke Of Luck
00:34:11 - Excess & Purging Stuff
00:44:05 - Weight Loss, Mounjaro & Jelly Roll
00:55:15 - Jake Paul Is A God?
01:01:01 - Wrap Up

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