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The Schmear Podcast

The Schmear Podcast
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  • S4E1: Why We Stopped Talking for 672 Days
    Did you miss us? Because we missed you.... 672 days later Alyssa and Hailey are filling YOU in on The Bilson Family LORE....We catch you up on all the things you've missed since Feb 2024. Between Dancing With The Stars, Wicked 2: For Good, and just good 'ole fashion memories with cousins, you are in for a treat with this reunion episode. Let's chive!
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  • S3E9: This Week Was An Emotional Roller Coaster
    RIP Toby Keith :( you will be missed by the schmear gals! This week was an emotional roller coaster starting with Toby Keith passing and ending with Drake breaking the internet (if you know, you know). As Aly B & Hailey gear up for Superbowl this weekend, they quiz each other on superbowls of christmas past, place bets on Usher's half time show, and more. Let's CHIVE (into some buffalo chicken dip) BTW: check out all of our episodes at https://www.itstheschmear.com/
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  • S3E8: Think U The Sh*t, U Ain't Even a FART
    On this episode of The Schmear, Hailey and Aly B tell the papschmears about their wild weekends And of course, the co-hosts discuss their fav club bangers, staying in vs going out, the latest and greatest in pop-culture drama, and of course talk about their fav new song!!!! (Think U The Sh*t, U Ain't Even a FART) and last but not least, predict the ins and outs for all things trendy in 2034 ;) Let's chive!
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  • S3E7: Pedro Drank 23 Servings of Heavy Whipping Cream
    Yep...you read that right. PEDRO DRANK 23 SERVINGS OF HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM. He thought this "keto-hack" would enhance his coffee, but all it did was enhance his stomach cramps. On this episode of The Schmear the ladies discuss the heavy whipping cream debacle of 2024, songs that remind us of eachother, we play finish the lyric, and of course debrief on all things popculture (who is Pedro Pascal rumored to be dating????) Let's chive!
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  • S3E6: New Year, New Schmear
    Guess who's back.....THE SCHMEAR BABY! This week, Alyssa and Hailey kick off 2024 just right, discussing their new years goals and resolutions, Hailey's hot new (rental) wheels #malibu, Aly B playing cupid, Miss Gypsy Rose Blanchard on The Viall Files, and so much more. Happy New Year PAPS ;)
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About The Schmear Podcast

Welcome to The Schmear, a podcast hosted by Alyssa Burns & Hailey Wilson. We're cousins who grew up together & after many failed YouTube channels later, have decided to make a podcast to talk about all things life, family, pop culture, corporate America, and more. Join us every week as we cackle & chive about the latest and greatest in our lives (and yours!)
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