I don’t think that I want to time travel again for a very very long time.[WARNING: This episode contains alcohol and alcoholism, as well as some mouth sounds in act 2. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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219: The Way He Kept Things Quiet
It’s too loud.[Warning: This episode contains discussions of death and anxiety about dying. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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218: The Way He Cools Me Down
A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.[Warning: This episode contains discussions of animal violence, threats of violence, and descriptions of vomiting and poison. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist
Do I exist?[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of suicide, violent situations, and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Ballad Of Season 18
Well OVER’s building up tier 4They’re thinking that they control True permanenceTrue permanenceBut Michael’s in Riga with MikeThey’re working for the TryLeg CorporationAnd they notice The crows are sounding just like LegThere’s something strange that’s going down In Texas, ohThey’ll find itMike stops by the Valley to seeMikey who installs The Ram in tier 2To see what they knewAnd meanwhileDown in Bluster’s GroveThe Legs are piling upBut from where nobody knowsThe scrapyard is a hotbedOf things that no one should have gotTheir grubby paws on yet69 is dead and Mike arrivesOnly to be corrected by ChanceAnd not circumstanceHe explains what’s happeningThe Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped inThe warehouseThey see some horrors in some vatsBut Stinky shows up with leg and he Rescues their doomed assesHe takes them to the future whereHe has been leglocked thanks to Bradford BeaumontHe’s their new bossAnd meanwhileOn the islandFelix cleans it upBut he leaves a mess behindLieutenantIn his evil waysFinds a way to get himself freeTo unite OIMikey’s in an awful jamHe made the mistake of trusting EagleWhat a damn foolHe iterates and tortures himReplaces him with a docile iterationA distractionHe’s heading down to Bluster’s GroveWhen Lieutenant says all he knowsThey’re changing up the operationHe’s traveled halfway around the worldAnd found a village of Michaels ripe forEliminationAnd meanwhileIn SloveniaThe gang arrives one-by-oneAnd each is thrown in jailThe trial of the centuryIs hot on their heels as they hopeChance will bail them outA and M are hunting TexHe’s hurt, they need him for what’s nextThey take himTo the villageThey activate his memoriesThey need him to become Judge BAnd help themMake decisionsMichael’s prolonged absence means thatDead Man’s off pulling the stringsCharlie don’t know yet what it meansTo see him at the rendezvousHe’s fishing for the crust punks nowHe’s rounded them up shipped ‘em outThey’re going to tier 3And meanwhile at the OutpostTraitors are all signing upTo join Lieutenant’s causeBut Bluster leads resistanceHe rallies the troops at Blust A Groove!And Outlaw sends the traitors offAs for what will happen nextIt’s Stinky’s sacrificial questTo get his mitts onThe mystery boxThe Crust Punks numbers start to dwindleBut Skinner’s lives and distracts EagleChance grabs the box and StinkyPunches coordinates in and all are offNow that they have true permanenceThey all arrive cacophonous At the trial, it’s on fireM’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife andNow the gang’s on the same pageThey put an end to Eagle’s days And they restore all the orderThat the Michaels are were longing forAnd meanwhileIt’s a bad ideaFor Bradford have this much powerEveryone agreeThe village gets to keep the boxAnd most of them don’t have a clueWhat they are fending offI ask you, what you think will happenWith OI gone, there’s no Cured EdgarThe clock is counting down atedgars-death-window.com But does OI go down so easyI swear there was another EagleIn the Ice Lair, hiding out thereThat no one knows about Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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