Well OVER’s building up tier 4They’re thinking that they control True permanenceTrue permanenceBut Michael’s in Riga with MikeThey’re working for the TryLeg CorporationAnd they notice The crows are sounding just like LegThere’s something strange that’s going down In Texas, ohThey’ll find itMike stops by the Valley to seeMikey who installs The Ram in tier 2To see what they knewAnd meanwhileDown in Bluster’s GroveThe Legs are piling upBut from where nobody knowsThe scrapyard is a hotbedOf things that no one should have gotTheir grubby paws on yet69 is dead and Mike arrivesOnly to be corrected by ChanceAnd not circumstanceHe explains what’s happeningThe Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped inThe warehouseThey see some horrors in some vatsBut Stinky shows up with leg and he Rescues their doomed assesHe takes them to the future whereHe has been leglocked thanks to Bradford BeaumontHe’s their new bossAnd meanwhileOn the islandFelix cleans it upBut he leaves a mess behindLieutenantIn his evil waysFinds a way to get himself freeTo unite OIMikey’s in an awful jamHe made the mistake of trusting EagleWhat a damn foolHe iterates and tortures himReplaces him with a docile iterationA distractionHe’s heading down to Bluster’s GroveWhen Lieutenant says all he knowsThey’re changing up the operationHe’s traveled halfway around the worldAnd found a village of Michaels ripe forEliminationAnd meanwhileIn SloveniaThe gang arrives one-by-oneAnd each is thrown in jailThe trial of the centuryIs hot on their heels as they hopeChance will bail them outA and M are hunting TexHe’s hurt, they need him for what’s nextThey take himTo the villageThey activate his memoriesThey need him to become Judge BAnd help themMake decisionsMichael’s prolonged absence means thatDead Man’s off pulling the stringsCharlie don’t know yet what it meansTo see him at the rendezvousHe’s fishing for the crust punks nowHe’s rounded them up shipped ‘em outThey’re going to tier 3And meanwhile at the OutpostTraitors are all signing upTo join Lieutenant’s causeBut Bluster leads resistanceHe rallies the troops at Blust A Groove!And Outlaw sends the traitors offAs for what will happen nextIt’s Stinky’s sacrificial questTo get his mitts onThe mystery boxThe Crust Punks numbers start to dwindleBut Skinner’s lives and distracts EagleChance grabs the box and StinkyPunches coordinates in and all are offNow that they have true permanenceThey all arrive cacophonous At the trial, it’s on fireM’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife andNow the gang’s on the same pageThey put an end to Eagle’s days And they restore all the orderThat the Michaels are were longing forAnd meanwhileIt’s a bad ideaFor Bradford have this much powerEveryone agreeThe village gets to keep the boxAnd most of them don’t have a clueWhat they are fending offI ask you, what you think will happenWith OI gone, there’s no Cured EdgarThe clock is counting down atedgars-death-window.com But does OI go down so easyI swear there was another EagleIn the Ice Lair, hiding out thereThat no one knows about Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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[INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler
Short tails are in this season.WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.CREDIT:JustJenah as SkinnerSUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenahLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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216: The Fish
You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, as well as psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Henry Galley as Bradford BeaumontJustJenah as SkinnerJesse Syrat as FlashCody Heath as BritchesSteve Anzelone as EagleBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLyssa Jay as CharlieTaylor Michaels as ChanceAthan as TroyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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215: The Water-Bearer
An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, some of which are wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyDavid Ault as Crystal TyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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214: The Sea-Goat
Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, as well as discussions about using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:"FUCK!" - Taylor Michaels, Archival FootageLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.