Bone to Pick Podcast

The Bone to Pick Podcast kicks off the new year exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, and deeply annoyed. In this episode, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike tear into the petty frustrations that somehow unite us all—relationship cringe, holiday gimmicks, restaurant betrayals, and the subtle social crimes that make New Year's Eve unbearable. What starts as playful griping quickly turns into explosive storytelling, savage crowd psychology, and an unforgettable forensic breakdown of the most disturbing bathroom video you've ever heard described. The show thrives on the perfect mix of observational comedy, righteous anger, and chaotic riffing that feels like overhearing the funniest table at the bar. From Yankee swaps gone wrong to party guests who bring guitars, babies, or unwanted commentary, this episode captures why complaining can be a public service. If you've ever left a party angry, confused, or questioning humanity, this one's for you. Get 15% off ALL collectibles with code BONE at http://RotellaResale.com Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/BONE  Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

It's the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paranoia, to why nobody wants your leaky snow globe. With fan-submitted bones rolling in live, Bobby and Paul riff on family traditions, awkward gift moments, holiday music overload, and the emotional landmines that come with trying to keep everyone happy.   Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE   Join the Patreon @ patreon.com/bonetopickcast

What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian's "easy" life. As always, the episode thrives on raw chemistry, rapid-fire jokes, and relatable frustration — whether it's locked car doors at gas stations, terrible bathroom etiquette, or chefs calling everyone "chef."   Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK  Promo Code BONETOPICK  

For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/BONE  Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK   

The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything. Get your fix with Zippix Toothpicks! Save 10% by using code BONE at http://ZippixToothpicks.com today. Must be 21+ Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Go to http://hellofresh.com/BONETOPICK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free breakfast for life.