What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian's "easy" life. As always, the episode thrives on raw chemistry, rapid-fire jokes, and relatable frustration — whether it's locked car doors at gas stations, terrible bathroom etiquette, or chefs calling everyone "chef." Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK
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BE PREPARED! | Bone to Pick Podcast w/ Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi (Ep 139)
For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK
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Dog Adoption Is a SCAM? | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything. Get your fix with Zippix Toothpicks! Save 10% by using code BONE at http://ZippixToothpicks.com today. Must be 21+ Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Go to http://hellofresh.com/BONETOPICK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free breakfast for life.
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Rent-A-Man | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 137
On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial "get-up" offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between Bobby's emergency bathroom break, talk of cloned Tom Brady dogs, and their startup idea "Rent a Man" to keep chronic stander-uppers in line, the guys somehow still make room for razor-sharp fan bones and a killer video bone about Gen Z crying at work. It's chaotic, hysterical, and painfully relatable—packed with sports-fan etiquette, dog-owner delusion, generational culture wars, and the kind of unfiltered honesty only two veteran comedians can get away with. Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year and get up to 47% off by going to https://www.ridge.com/BONE #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Join the Patreon patreon.com.bonetopickcast
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Marriage Warfare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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Weekly podcast staring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi with Mike Albanese settling the big and small annoyances in life.