Forgot my birthday | Bone to Pick Podcast | Ep 131
Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutlets spirals into pure chaos when Bobby realizes—on air—that Paul forgot his birthday. What follows is a blend of heartfelt guilt, unhinged banter, and a surprise cake reveal that could only happen on Bone to Pick. The guys dive into hilarious “bones” from fans, covering everything from DoorDash delivery etiquette to lint-covered pens and the plague of dashboard rubber ducks. Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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Barefoot Buffet | Bone to Pick Podcast | Episode 130
Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life’s everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy. Broadcasting from opposite sides of the country, Bobby’s grumpy New England energy collides perfectly with Paul’s early-morning optimism, sparking belly laughs and mock therapy sessions. They rant about “leaf peeping,” Thanksgiving-every-day restaurants, shoeless breakfast buffets, and why wrestling should never air on ESPN. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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Cheap Socks | Bone to Pick Podcast with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi | Ep 129
In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted grievances that turn into full-blown comedy bits. From Paul’s failed attempt to say “habitual” (landing on “provitual”) to a deep debate about why people cover their mouths while eating, the episode spirals into pure comic chaos. The duo riff on everything from cheap socks and broken binders to calling your mother-in-law “Mom,” while Mike chimes in with perfectly timed fan “bones.” The conversation hits moments of pure absurdity and surprising heart—especially when Bobby recalls his rough school years and the ritual of signing big deals with a $350 Montblanc pen. Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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Fake Detectives | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi- Ep 127
This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just “playing for fun.” From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted “bones” keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly, and the ridiculous habit of using GPS for a commute you’ve done for years. With sharp back-and-forth, wildly specific rants, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is as unpredictable as it is relatable. If you’ve ever been annoyed by life’s smallest details—or just love comics losing their minds over them—this one’s a must-listen. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE
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Trash Towels | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi #126
This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet emergencies to the insanity of fancy towels that don’t dry, gas tanks on the wrong side of cars, and restaurants that only give you useless hand dryers. Along the way, they tackle AI girlfriends, obituary writing with ChatGPT, and why store security tags make honest shoppers feel like criminals. With fan-submitted bones adding extra fuel, the laughs get bigger, the rants get sharper, and nothing is off-limits. Whether you’re here for outrageous personal stories, brutally relatable complaints, or just to hear grown men argue about towels and belt loops, this episode proves once again why Bone to Pick is the therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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