Rent-A-Man | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 137
On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial "get-up" offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between Bobby's emergency bathroom break, talk of cloned Tom Brady dogs, and their startup idea "Rent a Man" to keep chronic stander-uppers in line, the guys somehow still make room for razor-sharp fan bones and a killer video bone about Gen Z crying at work. It's chaotic, hysterical, and painfully relatable—packed with sports-fan etiquette, dog-owner delusion, generational culture wars, and the kind of unfiltered honesty only two veteran comedians can get away with. Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year and get up to 47% off by going to https://www.ridge.com/BONE #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK  Join the Patreon patreon.com.bonetopickcast
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Marriage Warfare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Â
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Hotel Nightmare | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Ep 135
Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby's broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone, and within minutes they're arguing about scheduling math, middleman hotel hotlines, and the perils of late-night road gigs. What begins as a rant about time zones spirals into Paul's epic Houston horror story: no hotel rooms, clueless booking agents, and an early-morning radio interview gone wrong. From there, the comics tackle fan-submitted "bones" about lotto lines, bad packaging, driveway blockers, and urinal etiquette — all with the same brutally funny honesty that makes the show addictive.  Support the show by going to http://hims.com/BONE Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!  Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast Â
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Hot Sauce | Bone to Pick with Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden cap ("you stupid marble wooden cap!"), while Paul goes off on AirPods, claiming they're cooking people's brains. The duo then dives into fan-submitted "bones," including aggressive dog-petters, clueless coworkers, and doctors laughing in hospitals. Â Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Â Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast Â
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Dogs in Strollers | Bone to Pick w/ Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking spots, the guys unleash their signature mix of outrage, logic, and laughter. Things get extra spicy when Bobby drops a controversial "bone" about modern gender expression, leading to a brutally honest (and surprisingly thoughtful) debate about identity, confusion, and comedy. Add in fan-submitted grievances, a wild "video bone," and the duo's unbeatable chemistry, and this episode is equal parts chaos and catharsis. Whether you're here for the laughs, the logic, or the lunacy—this one's guaranteed to leave you yelling, "I've got a bone to pick!"  Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast
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