Roz & Mocha

Can Maurie pick up Roz for work again for old time sake? The crew debates life without money and what a new form of currency could be, Mocha opens up about what prompted him to stop drinking and how he did it, and the gang tackles impossible would‑you‑rathers—from getting paid per poop versus per step, to mooing when you cry or squeaking when you laugh. They also unpack Roz’s infamous “mind ya business” response to a sneeze, questionable microwave hotdog techniques, buffet strategy, whether it’s better to be elite at something ridiculous or average at something respected, and what really belongs on your plate first.

Roz challenges Chloe to explain Gen X references, the crew reacts to a pregnancy craving combo of tuna and grape jelly, and Roz admits he didn’t know men were getting Brazilian waxes. A listener vents about lying change‑room mirrors, superfan Keeks calls in to talk growing up on the show, and Shem’s birthday turns into a full roast with surprise calls, poems, and Maurie phoning Shems around the world. There’s also a wild fan story involving Jacob Elordi, street interviews about bad food habits, debate over the greatest living American songwriters, clips from Belgium’s Seagull Screeching Championship, and Maurie chats with movie theatre worker Myah Elliot about what it’s like cleaning theatres nonstop while the Michael Jackson biopic dominates the box office.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re talking about the unsung hero of every outfit: pants. We dig back into some classic pants-related moments, from covering the No Pants Subway Ride in 2014, to that same year when a guy went viral for putting his pants on with absolutely no hands, and finally tackling the timeless 2015 debate: are long johns actually underwear? It’s proof that when it comes to pants, we’ve always had opinions — and zero shame.

Andi can’t shake the fear that she’s about to be fired after surviving a toxic job in the past. Mariapia is stuck dealing with a noisy, unpredictable landlord and doesn’t know how to stand up for herself without making things worse. Dave once again needs emergency help figuring out Mother’s Day, and Cassandra opens up about the loneliness and guilt she feels after moving away from her family for her husband’s new job.

Maurie chats with Nicholas Braun about his new project The Sheep Detective. Roz tells the story of an incredibly awkward grocery store run‑in with a listener while buying toilet paper, Shem gets dragged for his obsession with heavy sweaters, and the crew reacts to Ray J claiming he’s slept with over 11,000 women. There’s also confusion and debate around Raptors playoff rules and fan injuries, Drake fans climbing an icy installation searching for a possible album clue, backlash over a viral Ottawa Senators song apology, and an AI‑generated punk track made entirely from a pregnant wife’s real text messages.