Roz & Mocha

A birthday turns into a yearly battle with disappointing gifts, a partner who can’t stop stealing bites of everyone’s food, parents threatening to skip a wedding unless it happens in a church, and the heartbreak of losing a beloved dog and struggling with the guilt that follows. This week’s FML dives into frustration, family pressure, relationship boundaries, and the emotional weight of grief—four stories, all looking for clarity, comfort, and a way forward.

Super Bowl food talk gets out of control as everyone compares their massive spreads — except Maurie, who only had an apple — and Shem reveals he voiced a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial with Alessia Cara. Maurie speaks with one of the human bushes from Bad Bunny’s halftime show, and Mocha gets called out after a fan swears she spotted him at St. Louis Bar & Grill in full camo. At the Olympics, Maurie interviews snowboarder Florian Lechner, who’s searching for a Valentine’s Day date in the Village, and talks with Professor Victor Satzewich about granting figure skater Madeline Schizas an assignment extension while she competed. South African cross‑country skier Matt C. Smith checks in with more Village stories, Chloe quizzes her friends on Valentine’s expectations, and Roz surprises everyone by admitting he’s spending Valentine’s Day making knives with his brother.

Top NHL prospect Gavin McKenna is arrested after an alleged assault, the FBI raises a $50,000 reward as the search for Savannah Guthrie’s missing mother intensifies, and Olympic officials investigate bizarre claims of ski jumpers injecting acid for performance. We also get into Bad Bunny’s record‑breaking Super Bowl halftime ratings, Britney Spears selling her entire music catalog, major Olympic medal wins for Team Canada, and the tragic passing of actor James Van Der Beek at 48.

From debating personal mottos to confessing the worst relationship dealbreakers, listeners open up with questions that take the team everywhere—from whether skydiving or scuba diving is worth the adrenaline, to imagining life on nothing but bland chicken and rice for a million dollars a year. Other submissions dive into beauty routines, reality‑TV obsessions, Super Bowl traditions, and the eternal question of who actually pays at dinner.

Roz and Mocha tackle everything from the words they each use way too much and whether they could quit them for a day, to the moment they realized they were officially “old.” They debate shower habits, talk about their attempts at wind instruments, reveal their biggest fears, and share how they’ve kept their partnership solid for nearly two decades. Plus, the TV shows they can watch on repeat forever.