Roz & Mocha

On today’s podcast, Shem’s daily affirmations set the tone, Chloe answers tough questions from Mocha’s 9-year-old nephew about her party, and a rant about the lack of peanuts on Drumsticks spirals into a full snack debate—plus, the crew imagines Roz in a durag, reacts to a clueless Star Wars review, and Maurie chats with Alison Brie about Masters of the Universe

Canada blanks the U.S. 4-0 to advance to the world hockey semifinals, while big sports headlines continue with the Spurs reaching the NBA Finals for the first time since 2014 and the Knicks taking Game 1. In entertainment, HBO confirms Euphoria has officially ended after three seasons, the horror film Backrooms dominates the box office with its 20-year-old director making history, and Taylor Swift is set to release an original song for Toy Story 5. Meanwhile, Toronto police have seized $3.5 million worth of counterfeit soccer merchandise, and in one of the strangest stories of the day, authorities in New York are investigating videos showing men emerging from city sewer manholes.

Debating who would actually survive a prison break, choosing between road-tripping with full control of the aux or enduring a chaotic board game night, and weighing weird everyday annoyances like something stuck in your teeth versus your eye all lead into brutally honest takes on attraction rankings, questionable gadgets, and whether taking life advice from the past still holds up today—all mixed with random hypotheticals, personal confessions, and the kind of arguments that spiral way further than they should

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, things get hilariously real as the crew debates who’s most likely to get divorced—sorry Shem, the verdict may already be in. Listeners also chime in with some truly on-brand ideas, including the perfect final resting spot for Roz (hint: it involves his beloved lawn and a certain street in Acton). Plus, a blast from the past resurfaces with the legendary wrapping paper that only boob tape could tame—does it still make an annual appearance? And to top it all off, the gang imagines their own Iron Man-style suits, revealing just how chaotic (and revealing) their personalities really are.

Mocha tried to sound tough to start the show but got roasted for being completely non-threatening, even when he escalated things, while Maurie hit the streets asking people what petty items they’d fight for in a divorce. Roz became fully obsessed with a ridiculous mayo-on-a-car viral video, which somehow led into a wildly detailed (and very revealing) conversation about people’s bathroom habits that nobody asked for. Plus, payday excitement had everyone planning their splurges, Chloe recapped the Bruno Mars show, and the crew caught up with Tom Green and the team behind Nirvanna the Band as the chaos just kept rolling.