Roz & Mocha

Sending an eggplant emoji just to see the reaction, putting the whole crew to the test on who could actually bench press a full human, and revealing the weird things everyone somehow has too much of at home. It goes from chaotic chugging favourites and what everyone would bring to a picnic, to naming a pizzeria, and then into bigger debates—like the one stat you’d want to see above everyone’s head, why certain words hit weird, and whether it’s worse to live slightly too hot or slightly too cold all the time.

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the gang dives into everything from Maurie’s eating habits (is he finally on real food?!) to brutally honest takes on their least favorite parts of the job. Roz shares thoughtful advice for aspiring children’s authors, while Shem is put on the spot to choose an in-studio intimacy coordinator for a hypothetical love scene. Things get even more chaotic with on-the-fly nicknames for the whole crew, a tough money dilemma ($1 an hour forever or $1M now), and a candid chat about how they’ve all become a little too much like their parents. Plus, they confess the times they faked liking something for friends or partners—and exactly when it went way too far.

Roz goes off on his Samsung washer for blasting a full-on song every time it finishes, then gets nowhere when a listener tries to help him turn it off, plus the crew debates the whole “jinx, buy me a Coke” thing and whether it’s real. There’s also Chloe recapping a chaotic day party, Maurie trying to host with nothing but BBQ cauliflower, and everyone reacting to a viral video of a grandma losing it after finding out she’s becoming one.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, it’s all about SMELLS! We throw it back to 2013 when Roz got up close (maybe too close) during Movember and sniffed Maurie’s moustache, plus a 2015 chat on the scents we absolutely love—and the ones we can’t stand. And of course, we open the phones to hear about the smells you’re obsessed with!

Life with a teenager can feel like emotional whiplash—one minute you’ve “ruined their life” over dinner, the next they need you again 15 minutes later—while other parents are just trying to survive exhausting days juggling everything and feeling like they’ve lost themselves completely. Some are dealing with siblings constantly pushing buttons, others are struggling with friendships that have suddenly gone silent after decades, leaving them stuck wondering what went wrong. Whether it’s chaos at home, loneliness, or trying to hold everything together, it’s all a reminder that everyone’s just doing their best to get through it without losing their patience—or their sense of humor.