Roz & Mocha

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, things get hilariously real as the crew debates who’s most likely to get divorced—sorry Shem, the verdict may already be in. Listeners also chime in with some truly on-brand ideas, including the perfect final resting spot for Roz (hint: it involves his beloved lawn and a certain street in Acton). Plus, a blast from the past resurfaces with the legendary wrapping paper that only boob tape could tame—does it still make an annual appearance? And to top it all off, the gang imagines their own Iron Man-style suits, revealing just how chaotic (and revealing) their personalities really are.

Mocha tried to sound tough to start the show but got roasted for being completely non-threatening, even when he escalated things, while Maurie hit the streets asking people what petty items they’d fight for in a divorce. Roz became fully obsessed with a ridiculous mayo-on-a-car viral video, which somehow led into a wildly detailed (and very revealing) conversation about people’s bathroom habits that nobody asked for. Plus, payday excitement had everyone planning their splurges, Chloe recapped the Bruno Mars show, and the crew caught up with Tom Green and the team behind Nirvanna the Band as the chaos just kept rolling.

Just in time for Father’s Day, the Roz & Mocha Retro Show dives into the archives for some unforgettable dad-themed moments—from 2013, when Maurie hilariously calls Roz to try and ruin his Father’s Day, to that same year on the MMVA red carpet where Maurie confidently says it’s 2010… despite it clearly being 2013. Plus, a look back at 2014 when the crew chats with the Toronto Blue Jays about celebrating Father’s Day.

Feeling stuck after a life-changing accident and struggling to move forward while managing PTSD at the same job; dealing with the awkwardness of contributing to a wedding gift without ever receiving an invite and not knowing whether to speak up or just show up; trying to figure out if it’s time to start dating again after years of focusing on family, while questioning what readiness even looks like; and navigating frustration at work after taking a financial hit due to policies that don’t seem to apply equally, all while wanting to stay in a job that’s otherwise loved.

From Mocha flexing his surprise Montreal Grand Prix hookup to a heated debate over whether merging at the last second in construction zones should be illegal, the show was all over the place—in the best way. Nicholas melted hearts (and maybe stirred some drama) with a thoughtful package that didn’t include everyone, Roz shared the horrors of standing in the rain watching Roxy row, and things got weird fast when the crew taste-tested a peanut butter, mayo, butter, and onion sandwich—with Maurie somehow loving it. Plus, a Costco sample-line rant, a fake “House Hunters” conspiracy, and a full interview with “Backrooms” director Kane Parsons kept things chaotic right through to the end.