Roz & Mocha

Would you rather start an OnlyFans if everything went wrong, bring your pet to work every day, or come back in your next life as something completely random? One Deep Dive spirals into desperate career pivots, work pets, reincarnation, and who would actually make money online. Another round tackles who belongs in the final round of Family Feud, the oddly personal story behind recently used emojis, and the most unhinged bet ever made. Later, things get grosser and more revealing with weird childhood habits, questions about who paid 99 cents for a now‑infamous website, and which illegal or unrealistic animal would make the perfect pet.

Would you rather add an extra zero to your lifespan or your salary? Who do you really think wins more arguments in your relationship, and how different would your life look if your spouse didn’t exist? Roz and Mocha tackle big “what if” questions, awkward truths, and ridiculous debates—from being dropped into a country with no English or technology, to cringing at the terrible ideas they wanted as teenagers, to the surprisingly heated discussion of whether you reuse the same drinking glass all day

Eric Braeden sounds off after a casting director wastes his time, plus the guys relive the moment he absolutely unloaded on them for being late to an interview. A classic front-seat etiquette debate sparks strong opinions, Billie Eilish opens up about living with Tourette syndrome, and a Costco food-sample rant hits a little too close to home. There’s also an engagement call that gets surprisingly emotional, a Mother’s Day confessional involving fake alarms and secret “other kids,” Nick Cannon’s parenting double standard, and an incredible story about how one guy managed to sneak into The Devil Wears Prada 2.

Today’s Roz & Mocha Retro Show is all about one undeniable truth: Roz has always been old. We rewind to 2014 when we asked Roz how old he felt — and that was 13 years ago, so do the math and try not to hurt yourself. Then in 2015, we broke down exactly who Roz is older than, which somehow caused more damage than comfort. And to really seal the legacy, we revisit the moment Twitter officially crowned him a full‑blown dinosaur. It’s classic Retro Roz… just with more back pain.

A guy feels uneasy because his girlfriend won’t let him post her—or post him—on social media, and he’s stuck wondering if his insecurity is valid or something he needs to fix. Another letter comes from someone ready to end a long‑term relationship but paralyzed by guilt as his partner is dealing with serious family stress and illness, while also fearing what being alone might look like. There’s a situation involving a year‑long fallout with teenage family members over a misunderstanding that was never discussed, and whether it can still be repaired. And finally, a listener hitting a milestone birthday asks how to stop sweating the small stuff, slow down, and actually become better in this next chapter of life.