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The Beaverton Weekly Report

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    The OG Separatists Are Back In The Game

    2026-10-07 | 1h 6 mins.
    "Move over Alberta, let us show you how it's done." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Chris Chiasson of Toronto The Politics The Show) talk about the Quebec Election Results being almost exactly what we expected, Alberta Separatists Colluding with Republicans to try win their Referendum and the key issues at stake in Toronto's municipal election, at least one of which is: why is Brad Bradford so god damn unsettling? 
    If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Trump's claim that Canada has been charging secret tariffs only he knows about and the rumours Carney is about win the Nobel Peace Prize, check us out on Patreon.
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    Free Trade Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry

    2026-09-30 | 55 mins.
    "We're sorry for... whatever it is your addled brain has decided we did." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) discuss Trump's demand for an apology from Canada, Carney revealing he has studied plans to resist a U.S. invasion, and David Eby's election call immediately backfiring. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers a creative way to prevent fentanyl overdoses. 
    If you'd like an Extended Cut that talks about the latest with the Alberta Independence Referendum, check us out on Patreon.
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    Liberal Strike Omnibusters

    2026-09-23 | 1h 2 mins.
    "Standing up to Trump's aggression, one strike bust at a time." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Jocelyn Geddie) talk about Carney using the Trade War to govern even further to the right than Harper, Trump's anger over Canada's non-deal to not join the EU, and his disastrous attempt to import Belarussian Potash. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the shittiest way to win a race. 
    If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also breaks down the chaos going on inside the B.C. Conservative Party, check us out on Patreon.
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    Canada For Sale, Lightly Used

    2026-09-16 | 1h
    We're back baby! Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Megan MacKay) recap the Trade War developments that happened during our hiatus, break down Carney's plan to sell Canada for parts and discuss strategies for waiting out Trump until his term ends (or IT happens). Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the nerdy thing that Canada is best in the world at. 
    If you'd like an Extended Cut that also examines Carney's plan to make Canada an "associate member" of the EU, check us out on Patreon.
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    Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives

    2026-07-29 | 56 mins.
    "I love my country. I just don't like anything about it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Janel Comeau) talk about the latest in the Trade War, the debate about whether Conservatives are patriotic enough to stand up to Trump and Carney breaking with Ford over the Billy Bishop airport expansion. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz uncovers the latest way billionaires are planning to end Democracy. 
    If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Netanyahu's visit with Trump, check us out on Patreon.
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About The Beaverton Weekly Report
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.
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