Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

55 episodes

S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three
2026-05-20 | 42 mins.
It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.

The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event.

But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight.

Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and ask him the big question: WHY?

One thing is certain, we will get the answers we came for.

The next case opens on June 4th.

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S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
2026-05-06 | 50 mins.
The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.

Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?

We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1.

And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?

The finale drops on May 21st.

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S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One
2026-04-22 | 40 mins.
Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim.

Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything…
Mayonnaise.

Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once.

Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfaces, and things get complicated. And very personal.

Someone out there is watching. We don’t know who. We don’t know why, but we do know one thing: this maniac has messed with the wrong Detective.

Part Two is out on May 7th.

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S3 E23 Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?
2026-04-08 | 50 mins.
A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be entered the kitchen and discovered a silver service cloche covering something that nobody ordered. There’s only one way to find out what truly went down that night, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure…

The next case opens April 23rd.

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S3 E22 Boob Bandit - Part Three
2026-03-26 | 48 mins.
The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly closure. Boob Bandit, IT'S TIME.

The next case opens on 9th April.

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About Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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