Chewed UP

• Turkey for Two? Carla’s no-stress Thanksgiving

  It’s the day before Thanksgiving, which means half the country is stress-sweating into casseroles—but Carla Hall is here to save everyone’s sanity with a dish that doesn’t require wrestling a 17-pound bird. Instead, she unveils Turkey Scallopini with Cranberry Gastrique, a fast, elegant, wildly flavorful alternative that tastes like the holiday without hijacking your entire day.While Carla reduces cranberries with vinegar, honey, and orange zest (with the occasional “boom”), Michael reminisces about Thanksgiving chaos, football traditions, and his deeply emotional relationship with stuffing and corn pudding. Clinton shares his mantra for the holiday: “As long as the gravy is hot, everything's fine.” The trio swap their favorite sides, least favorite sides (box potatoes get dragged), and the kitchen-buddy debate escalates into a full-blown philosophical divide.Fan Mail brings questions about measuring cups vs. scoops, how to toast nuts without burning them (Carla: “Microwave.” Michael: “Absolutely not.”), and Thanksgiving prep tricks. Clinton also tells a Martha Stewart story so on-brand it practically spritzes linen spray.Carla pan-sears the turkey cutlets, builds a sage brown butter that has Michael swooning, and finishes the dish like she’s plating at a Michelin-starred restaurant. The hosts dive in, declare it perfect, discuss gout for an unreasonably long time, and pull the episode giveaway winner: a Caraway Cutting Board.They wrap with heartfelt thanks, reminding everyone that whether you’re cooking for two or twelve, the point of Thanksgiving is the people… and the sides.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS00:00 – Cold open: kitchen buddies, threats of cutting, general chaos01:00 – Clinton sets the stage: it’s the day before Thanksgiving02:00 – Carla starts the Cranberry Gastrique (boom, boom, boom)03:00 – Thanksgiving stress + grocery store trauma04:00 – Football, parades, and marriage-induced sports education05:00 – Clinton’s hot gravy mantra06:00 – Carla preps and pounds the turkey scallopini07:00 – Michael’s full Thanksgiving strategy breakdown08:00 – Kitchen-buddy debate turns philosophical10:00 – Carla’s gastrique is popping; Martha Stewart cranberry story11:00 – SUBSCRIBE plug (bread + cheese crusade mentioned)12:00 – Michael moonwalk lesson13:00 – Fan Mail: favorite sides, worst sides, box potatoes controversy14:00 – Michael confesses: turkey is his least favorite part15:00 – “How do you toast nuts if you’re easily distracted?”16:00 – Nick gets roasted for picking only two fan questions17:00 – Carla wipes pan clean: Caraway demo18:00 – Sage brown butter magic19:00 – Clinton’s Martha Stewart egg story (peak Martha)21:00 – Casamara Club sponsor read21:30 – Frontgate sponsor read22:00 – Tasting: the scallopini stops all conversation23:00 – Gout? Really? Deep dive.24:00 – Calorie sadness, food misinformation, and existential crisis25:00 – Giveaway time: Caraway Cutting Board26:00 – Winner: Christina from Waterbury, CT27:00 – Thanksgiving sign-off: gratitude, love, and watch on YouTube28:00 – Closing sponsor montageSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSCaraway → Non-toxic cookware, even heating, easy cleanup, up to 20% off for the holidays.https://carawayhome.com/chewedupCasamara Club → Botanical leisure sodas for mindful sipping without the booze.https://www.casamraclub.comFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show.https://frontgate.comCanopy by Hilton → A lifestyle hotel brand by Hilton that aims to provide a local experience.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify→ YouTubeWant to Listen?→ Spotify→ Apple→ Amazon→ RedCircleFan GiveawayEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: Caraway Cutting BoardWant in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayKEYWORDS (SEO)turkey scallopini, cranberry gastrique, Carla Hall recipe, Thanksgiving recipe easy, small Thanksgiving meal, sage brown butter turkey, pan-seared turkey cutlets, holiday cooking tips, Clinton Kelly Thanksgiving, Michael Symon Thanksgiving advice, Chewed Up podcast, Caraway cookware, Frontgate board, Casamara Club, easy holiday dinnerAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• The ONLY Salad to Serve on Thanksgiving | Clinton's Green Salad with Squash & Pumpkin Spice Croutons

  It’s Thanksgiving Week on Chewed Up, and Clinton shows up with the one thing Michael Symon never thinks about on a holiday table: a salad. But not just any salad — the salad. The same one Clinton took to The Drew Barrymore Show where Drew declared it her “new favorite.” Clinton, in full Salad Prophet mode, walks Michael and Carla through his roasted delicata squash, toasted pepitas, and pumpkin-spice-kissed croutons — or as the crew insists on calling them, “fat breakers.”What follows is peak Chewed Up energy: Carla crunches croutons into the mic until Clinton gets strangely excited, Michael goes on a tirade about why restaurants should toss salads for you, and the trio accidentally rename Thanksgiving greens forever. They also drop hard-earned Thanksgiving prep wisdom — thawing your turkey on time, making stock early, mapping out your oven like a battlefield, and why brining is basically a trap if you want good gravy.The episode finishes with their Monday giveaway: The Frontgate Stay-Chill Bowl from Michael Symon’s Collection, pulled straight from the set and heading to one lucky fan. It’s loud, it’s unhinged, it’s practical, and somehow yes — it’s still about salad.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS00:00 – Cold open: Clinton invented everything, apparently01:00 – Thanksgiving vs. Friendsgiving vs. “Husband-Giving”02:20 – Clinton confesses he’s not a salad guy03:00 – The origin story: Drew Barrymore + pumpkin spice croutons04:00 – Crouton chaos and the Great Crunching Incident05:00 – Delicata squash 10107:30 – Carla’s crunchy ASMR moment08:30 – Toasting pepitas without burning your kitchen down09:45 – Clinton’s salad-dressing tasting hack10:30 – Influencers steal Clinton’s bottle-dressing trick12:00 – Sponsor: Señorita (THC Margarita)13:00 – Dressing the greens + Michael’s bowl rant15:00 – Goat cheese vs. feta diplomacy16:00 – Dig-in + Thanksgiving prep talk begins17:00 – The official Tuesday shopping rule19:00 – The stuffing strategy20:00 – Make-ahead pie logic21:00 – The Great Gravy Debate22:00 – Carla’s “oven grid” system24:00 – Buffet flow theory26:00 – Turkey order, brining truth bombs28:00 – Cooking by temp, not time29:00 – Sponsor: Caraway30:00 – Sponsor: Frontgate31:00 – Sides strategy + mashed potato hacks33:00 – Carla films the chaos34:00 – Weekly Giveaway winner announced (Frontgate Stay-Chill Bowl)35:00 – Wrap-up: Thanksgiving is coming fastSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSSeñorita → Non-alcoholic, full-flavored THC margarita made with real juice and organic agave.https://www.senoritadrinks.com/discount/CHEWEDUP20Caraway → Non-toxic cookware, even heating, easy cleanup, up to 20% off for the holidays.https://carawayhome.com/chewedupFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show.https://frontgate.comCanopy by Hilton → a lifestyle hotel brand by Hilton that aims to provide a local experience.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/ABOUT CHEWED UPThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShowWant to Listen?→ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910→ Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up→ RedCircle: https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81FAN GIVEAWAYEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: The Frontgate Stay-Chill Bowl from Michael Symon’s CollectionWant in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayKEYWORDSThanksgiving salad, delicata squash recipe, pumpkin spice croutons, Clinton Kelly salad, Chewed Up Thanksgiving, holiday salad recipe, roasted squash salad, pepitas salad, goat cheese salad, pumpkin spice recipes, Thanksgiving prep tips, Michael Symon Thanksgiving, Carla Hall recipesAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• These Honey Corn Muffins Will SHUT YOU UP!

  Clinton closes out Pre-Thanksgiving Week with a guest who practically brings a bakery with her: Danielle Sepsy, the legendary “Scone Queen” and owner of The Hungry Gnome. After showing up with six boxes of baked goods (naturally), Danielle jumps straight into teaching the gang how to make her Honey Corn Muffins — the hybrid cupcake-cornbread creation that her cookbook will soon unleash on the world.The crew dives deep into muffin science, the importance of cake flour, sour cream, and the extremely controversial word moist, all while Danielle drops tip after tip (including why oven temperature shock therapy creates a perfect dome). The episode goes gloriously off-track as Clinton and Danielle reminisce about Long Island culture, Michael reveals a crippling cookie addiction, and Carla unsuccessfully attempts a Long Island accent.They also play a chaotic round of Chew It or Screw It, debate canned versus homemade cranberry sauce, argue pie vs. cake, and end up deep in Thanksgiving hosting dilemmas. The group answers fan questions, shares the horrors of cursed Jell-O salads, and swaps stories about reheating turkey without destroying it.And in true Chewed Up fashion, the episode ends with laughs, crumbs everywhere, a Wicked Part 2 tangent, and a massive giveaway: a $75 Hungry Gnome Gift Card. It’s carbs, comedy, and pure pre-holiday mania.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS00:00 – Muffin top chaos begins01:00 – Carla’s cold-open and the pre-Thanksgiving setup 02:00 – Clinton introduces guest Danielle Sepsy03:00 – The Hungry Gnome origin story05:00 – Danielle reveals Honey Corn Muffins07:00 – Chew It or Screw It: Thanksgiving Edition10:00 – The baking demo starts (cake flour vs. cornmeal)13:00 – Moist discourse and seed-oil panic15:00 – Sour cream = the secret weapon17:00 – Why muffin batter needs fridge time18:00 – The muffin dome trick19:00 – Long Island Culture Test23:00 – Muffins come out of the oven; reactions27:00 – Danielle’s Big Brunch story30:00 – Fan mail: Jell-O trauma, reheating turkey, hostess gifts36:00 – Wicked Part 2 detour37:00 – Fan Giveaway Winner Announced38:00 – Wrap-up + Thanksgiving Week teaseSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSCasamara Club → Botanical leisure sodas with zero booze, inspired by global flavors.https://casamaraclub.comCaraway → Non-toxic cookware, even-heating, gorgeous design, zero stress.https://carawayhome.com/chewedupFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials designed in-house.https://frontgate.comCanopy by Hilton → a lifestyle hotel brand by Hilton that aims to provide a local experience. https://hilton.comKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→⁠Spotify⁠ (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→⁠YouTube⁠ (https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShow)Want to Listen?→⁠Spotify⁠ (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ ⁠Apple⁠ (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910)→ ⁠Amazon⁠ (https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up)→ ⁠RedCircle⁠ (https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81)Fan GiveawayEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: A $75 Hungry Gnome Gift CardWant in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayKEYWORDShoney corn muffins, Danielle Sepsy recipe, Hungry Gnome, Thanksgiving muffins, Long Island baking, Chewed Up podcast, Clinton Kelly muffins, Carla Hall corn muffin, Michael Symon baking, holiday baking recipes, cornmeal muffins, Thanksgiving sides, easy muffin recipe, sour cream corn muffinAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• When The Turkey Fails | Michael Symon's Last Minute Thanksgiving Fix

  On this pre-Thanksgiving Wednesday, the Chewed Up crew dives headfirst into a Fan Fridge from Tammy M. in Chicago — and it’s pure chaos in the best way. After some high-level TV and movie debates (Chicago, Pretty Woman, Taskmaster, Landman — they hit everything), Michael finally rolls up his sleeves and faces the fridge: chicken thighs, Italian sausage, peppers, bacon grease, pickled jalapeños, tomato sauce, frozen kale, and about 30 other “what exactly is this doing here?” items.What follows is a masterclass in improvisation and ratio-based cooking. Michael browns chicken thighs in bacon fat, busts up Italian sausage for a quick sauce, throws in sweet and spicy peppers, splashes in water to lift the fond, and finishes with tomato sauce, butter, basil, and a little fish sauce for umami. It’s fast, deeply flavorful, and exactly the kind of dish you make when Thanksgiving collapses in real time.Along the way, they tackle posture issues, bad luck superstitions, restless legs, tattoo meanings, Browns trauma, the psychology of reframing, and why some people should absolutely not stretch their shirts from Season One. Carla and Clinton heckle, encourage, and philosophize in equal measure — and yes, Clinton sings “Brandy” at the end because Denise from New Jersey demanded it.The episode ends with a generous Fan Giveaway from Carla: her cookbook, her nesting baking pans, and her okra-flower measuring cups. Chaos, comfort, therapy, and a skillet dinner that actually slaps.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS00:00 – Cold open chaos + posture insults01:00 – Setting up the Fan Fridge + Tammy M. from Chicago03:00 – Movie/TV rabbit hole (Chicago, Pretty Woman, Taskmaster, Landman)06:00 – The Fridge Reveal07:00 – Ingredient breakdown + dish direction08:30 – Michael’s game plan10:00 – Pelvis tilt & aging reality checks14:00 – Posture talk + bacon fat aromatherapy15:00 – Restless leg saga16:00 – Fan Mail: Brandy request + tattoos18:00 – Browning chicken & sausage20:00 – Ratio-based cooking + kale argument23:00 – Luck, superstition & the Browns curse25:00 – Tomato, butter, basil → finishing the dish27:00 – Cooking confidence pep talk29:00 – Tasting33:00 – Drinks open35:00 – Carla’s Fan Giveaway38:00 – Clinton picks the winner39:00 – Clinton sings “Brandy”39:45 – Wrap-up + sponsor thanks🙌 SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:Señorita → Non-alcoholic, full-flavor THC cocktails made with real juice and organic agave.https://drinksenorita.comCaraway → Non-toxic cookware made modern. Even heating, easy cleanup, and no scary coatings.https://carawayhome.comFrontgate → Elevated home, dining, and entertaining essentials you won’t find anywhere else.https://frontgate.comKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify (Video)https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShowWant to Listen?→ Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ Applehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910→ Amazonhttps://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up→ RedCirclehttps://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81FAN GIVEAWAYEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: Carla Hall’s Gift Bundle — her cookbook, her baking pans, and her okra-flower measuring cups.Want in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayKEYWORDSfan fridge recipe, Michael Symon chicken thighs, Thanksgiving emergency meal, sausage and peppers skillet, last-minute Thanksgiving dinner, chicken skillet recipe, holiday cooking tips, bacon fat cooking, Chewed Up podcast recipe, Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, comfort food skilletAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• The Green Bean Glow-Up | Green Bean Casserole with French Onion Drop Biscuits

  This pre-Thanksgiving episode marks Chewed Up’s 25th installment, and the trio arrives in peak form: Michael’s stomach is questionable, Clinton is fighting with his glasses, and Carla is unbothered as usual. Once the banter settles, Carla kicks off the week with a fully elevated Green Bean Casserole—a recipe crafted by lifestyle expert and longtime friend Chadwick Boyd, who joins the episode to bring technique, history, and a truckload of caramelized onions.Chadwick walks through building the dish from scratch: a silky béchamel, Gruyère cheese, French-cut green beans, and the move that takes this dish from retro to remarkable—French Onion Drop Biscuits baked on top. Along the way, the crew dives into the surprisingly emotional backstory of green bean casserole, mashed potato debates, Campbell’s Soup nostalgia, and a Meta AI fiasco that falsely announced Michael’s divorce.The episode ends with a bubbling, golden casserole that stops everyone mid-sentence, a fan giveaway reveal featuring a Caraway cast-iron duo plus Chadwick’s e-book and T-shirt, and a reminder that sometimes the most comforting dish is the one reinvented with heart.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesKEYWORDS (SEO)green bean casserole recipe, holiday casserole, French onion biscuits, Chadwick Boyd recipe, Carla Hall green bean casserole, upgraded green bean casserole, Thanksgiving side dishes, béchamel casserole, no canned soup casserole, comfort food recipes, Michael Symon Thanksgiving, Clinton Kelly cookingTIMESTAMPS00:00 — Michael’s terrible morning00:48 — Celebrating 25 episodes01:20 — Pre-Thanksgiving week begins02:50 — The green bean casserole debate03:15 — Carla introduces guest Chadwick Boyd04:00 — The 70-year history of green bean casserole07:00 — Campbell’s Soup nostalgia08:00 — Starting the béchamel09:00 — Fan mail: juicy turkey tips11:00 — Milk gravy & bechamel 10113:45 — Clinton vs. progressive lenses15:00 — Sponsor: Caraway16:00 — Gruyère, thyme & casserole assembly18:45 — Frozen vs. fresh green beans19:30 — Biscuit dough begins22:00 — Caramelized onions in biscuit dough24:00 — Dropping the biscuits on top25:30 — Sponsor: Señorita26:10 — Sponsor: Frontgate26:40 — Fan mail: mashed potato showdown27:45 — Baking the casserole28:15 — Tasting the dish29:30 — Chadwick’s 70th anniversary e-book & fundraiser31:00 — Giveaway time33:00 — Winner announcement34:00 — Meta AI’s unhinged “pan wall” summary36:00 — Wrap up + CTASPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSSeñorita → Non-alcoholic full-flavor THC margaritas crafted with real juice & agave.https://senoritadrinks.comCaraway → Non-toxic cookware designed for modern kitchens.https://carawayhome.comFrontgate → Luxury outdoor, entertaining, and home essentials.https://frontgate.comCanopy by Hilton → Thanks for supporting the show.https://hilton.comKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:• Monday – Appetizers• Wednesday – Mains• Friday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications.Watch:Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShowListen:Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3Apple → https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910Amazon → https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-upRedCircle → https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81Fan Giveaway:This week’s Giveaway: Caraway Cast Iron Dutch Oven + Skillet Duo (Cream) + Chadwick Boyd’s Green Bean Casserole 70th Anniversary E-Book + Green Bean T-ShirtEnter at: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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