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• Holiday Ham Energy | Carla makes a Ham with Jackie Fabulous

  Comedian Jackie Fabulous joins Clinton, Michael, and Carla for a holiday kitchen takeover that quickly becomes equal parts cooking show and comedy club. Carla demos her Brown Sugar–Mustard Holiday Ham, complete with pineapple-brown-sugar glaze and a clove-studded finish. Jackie shares stories from America’s Got Talent, international touring, and the horrors of indifferent audiences.The cast dives into Christmas songs, brunch arguments, airplane-clapping etiquette, and why store-bought ham glaze should be a prosecutable offense. Michael and Clinton help Jackie poach her first egg on camera, resulting in pure Chewed Up chaos.Recipe in this episode:Brown Sugar–Mustard Holiday Ham — a glazed, sticky, sweet-savory holiday centerpiece that gets everyone eating with their hands.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesGuest: Jackie Fabulous  @JackieFabulous  https://www.jackiefabulous.com/TIMESTAMPS00:00 – Cold open chaos: height arguments, buff denial01:00 – Clinton introduces guest Jackie Fabulous03:00 – Comedy stories: bombing fear, Eddie Murphy obsession05:30 – Jackie on Ellen, fashion pressure, stalking Clinton07:00 – Carla reveals the Brown Sugar–Mustard Ham08:00 – Pineapple-juice “body chemistry” myth derails everything10:00 – Glaze demo: mustards, honey, vinegar, spices11:30 – Clove-studding, childhood ham trauma, barter-system ham12:45 – Why store-bought ham glaze is trash14:00 – Fresh-baked ham reveal — pure chaos eating begins15:30 – Spiral-ham slicing tutorial + ham philosophy16:45 – Jackie eats ham like it’s a snack cake17:30 – LIVE Poached-Egg Lesson: disaster → victory18:45 – Chew It or Screw It (Fruitcake, PJs, plus-ones)20:30 – Airplane-clapping debate22:00 – Simon Cowell kiss story23:00 – Dirty stay-overs: brunch or banishment?24:00 – Fan Mail: Christmas songs, brunch culture, Barbra Streisand gays33:00 – Jackie tries Carla’s poached egg34:00 – Fan Giveaway35:00 – Jackie picks the winner36:00 – Wrap-up, where to follow JackieSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show.https://frontgate.comCasamara Club → Botanical leisure sodas for mindful sipping without the booze.https://www.casamraclub.comFreshDirect → Groceries delivered fresh for every episode’s kitchen spread.https://www.freshdirect.comCanopy by Hilton → A lifestyle hotel brand by Hilton that embraces local flavor.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyB&B Tent & Party Rentals → Supporting our show with gear and rentals.Kitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShowWant to Listen?→ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910→ Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up→ RedCircle: https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81FAN GIVEAWAYEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.Want in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• THE INVISIBLE CAKE YOU'LL NEVER SEE COMING

  Clinton slices five apples thinner than a therapy co-pay and builds an Invisible Apple Cake — a custardy, apple-forward dessert that defies logic and TikTok trends. Carla and Michael weigh in on viral cooking traps, emotional kitchen moments, and party-etiquette crimes while the crew spirals into holiday-season honesty.Featured Recipe: Invisible Apple Cake — apples sliced ultra-thin, folded into a light batter, baked until the layers melt into a custard-like slab of fall flavor. Perfect for dessert fanatics, skeptics, and anyone who thinks they “don’t like baking.”👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS00:00 – Cold open chaos: the “vanilla rabbit hole” misunderstanding00:40 – Clinton introduces the Invisible Apple Cake01:20 – Carla’s viral apple-juice pie horror story02:50 – PSA: Why TikTok recipes are lying to you04:05 – Menopause hand-drop syndrome + general body betrayal05:15 – Clinton vs. the Eggs: The Shell War06:45 – Mixing the batter, mandolin praise, apple-slicing zen08:30 – Emotional breakdowns: Brené Brown, Jacques Pépin, and kitchens that change you10:55 – Vanilla paste, K-hole discourse, and spice talk12:00 – Dry ingredients, crepe-like batter, and assembly13:40 – Apple varieties: what works and what absolutely will not15:00 – Layering, pressing, and the “crazy method” being just fine16:10 – Subscribe rant + Casamara Club mid-roll17:40 – Cinnamon, nutmeg, custard base details18:10 – Cake reveal: dusted, gorgeous, shocking18:45 – Holiday Do or Don’t game begins25:00 – Ending with dessert admiration + life advice34:00 – Caraway Baking Set Giveaway winner announced36:00 – Final sign-offSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSCasamara Club → Botanical leisure sodas for mindful sipping without the booze.https://www.casamraclub.comCaraway → Non-toxic cookware, even heating, easy cleanup, up to 20% off for the holidays.https://carawayhome.com/chewedupFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show.https://frontgate.comCanopy by Hilton → A lifestyle hotel brand built around local experience and elevated comfort.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopy(Insert Verbatim Section — Do Not Edit Below This Line)Kitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShow)Want to Listen?→ Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ Apple (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910)→ Amazon (https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up)→ RedCircle (https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81)Fan GiveawayEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: The Caraway Baking SetWant in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• Carla Hall's Cauliflower Steaks | Good Bye Meat!

  Carla builds a full vegetarian main from a single cauliflower — buttery roasted steaks, a velvety purée made from the leftover florets, and a deeply savory herbed gravy. Meanwhile, Clinton and Michael derail into a Christmas-movie tournament, a “bean week” pitch, emotional support celery, Dutch oven war stories, and a fan-mail debate on chain restaurants.The result? A dish that proves cauliflower can absolutely be the star of the holiday reset menu.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS(Based on transcript timecodes)00:00 — Cold open: “Love Actually is the worst movie ever made.”00:30 — Holiday reset vibes + intro01:05 — Carla reveals the roasted cauliflower steak dish02:00 — Double-cauliflower explanation: steaks + purée03:00 — Blender trauma revisited04:00 — Making the steak rub: smoked paprika, olive oil, toom, Dijon05:00 — On-camera sear + Costco toom obsession06:00 — Vegetarian life, protein intake, angry vegetarians07:00 — Clinton’s “bean week” pitch08:15 — The Dutch-oven conversation goes off a cliff09:00 — “Bean Week will be the new Shark Week”11:30 — Christmas-movie elimination game15:00 — Michael discovers the cast of Love Actually16:00 — Breadcrumbs and gravy build18:00 — Celery wars19:00 — Making the cauliflower purée20:00 — Blender works… somehow21:00 — Fan Mail: Chain restaurant confessions22:00 — McDonald’s breakfast truths25:00 — Clean kitchens vs. dirty kitchens27:00 — Fixing lumpy gravy with a chinois28:00 — Heating purée, assembling the plate29:00 — Giveaway winner picked (Caraway Bar Tool Set)31:00 — Tasting the dish — everyone’s shocked32:00 — How to add protein (silken tofu or egg granada)33:00 — Wrap-up and sign-offSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including Michael Symon’s collection featured on the show. https://frontgate.comCaraway → Non-toxic cookware, even heating, easy cleanup, up to 25% off for the holidays. https://carawayhome.com/chewedupSeñorita → Non-alcoholic, full-flavored THC margarita made with real juice and organic agave. https://www.senoritadrinks.com/discount/CHEWEDUP20Canopy by Hilton → A lifestyle hotel brand designed to give you the best local experience.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/ABOUT CHEWED UPThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify Video: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShowWant to Listen?→ Spotify Audio: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3→ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910→ Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up→ RedCircle: https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81FAN GIVEAWAYEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: Caraway Bar Tool SetWant in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• Spanakopita and Pine Cones? with Amy Sedaris | Michael Symon makes a classic greek dish

  Amy Sedaris joins Clinton, Carla, and Michael for an absolutely unmanageable half hour of Greek food, pine-cone crafting, and comedic gold.Michael teaches his technique for Spanakopita Triangles—sautéing fresh spinach, mixing salty Greek feta with dill, scallions, pine nuts, and a little garlic, then folding and buttering phyllo “like little footballs” before baking.Meanwhile, Clinton and Amy build gnome ornaments using pine cones, fabric glue, googly eyes, and sheer chaos. The group plays Chew It or Screw It, answers fan mail, and Amy picks our weekly giveaway winner.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS (Based on transcript)00:00 – Cold open: “Baking shit” + intro01:00 – Carla sets the holiday mood01:20 – Michael introduces Amy Sedaris01:45 – Amy arrives; Greek jokes begin03:00 – Clinton’s three reasons Amy lives rent-free in his head05:00 – Spanakopita filling: spinach, feta, herbs, pine nuts07:00 – Phyllo talk: thickness, buttering, folding triangles08:45 – Freezing tips from Michael’s mom & yaya10:15 – Carla starts Chew It or Screw It12:00 – Edible glitter, cauliflower rice, fairies, scents15:00 – Crafting pine-cone gnomes17:30 – Glue malfunctions, googly eye chaos19:30 – Eyebrows, noses, and Clinton’s Crack Corner23:00 – Fan Giveaway — winner Susan A. (Indiana)25:00 – Tasting Michael’s spanakopita27:00 – Fan Mail Questions32:00 – Amy’s upcoming projects33:00 – Outro + sponsor thanksSPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORSSeñorita → Non-alcoholic, full-flavored THC margarita made with real juice and organic agave.https://www.senoritadrinks.com/discount/CHEWEDUP20Caraway → Non-toxic cookware, even heating, easy cleanup, up to 20% off for the holidays.https://carawayhome.com/chewedupFrontgate → Premium home, kitchen & entertaining essentials — including pieces featured on the show.https://frontgate.comCanopy by Hilton → A lifestyle hotel brand focused on local immersion.https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:Monday – AppetizersWednesday – MainsFriday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShow)Want to Listen?→ Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ Apple (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910)→ Amazon (https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up)→ RedCircle (https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81)Fan GiveawayEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber.This week’s Giveaway: Amy Sedaris’ signed Pine-Cone Gnome OrnamentWant in?👉 Subscribe & sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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• The Cake Michael Begs Liz To Make | Liz Symon's Legendary Orange Olive Oil Cake

  Liz Symon crashes the kitchen and instantly takes over — in the best way. She bakes her famous Orange Olive Oil Cake, bosses around Michael, reminisces about marriage mishaps, Wordle dominance, and accidental poisoning attempts, and gets Clinton and Carla cackling. The cake? Foolproof, citrusy, incredibly moist, and easily the quietest the hosts have ever been on camera. They finish with Casamara Club sodas, fan mail, a spooky giveaway coincidence, and Liz proving she runs the Symon household wherever she goes.It’s peak Chewed Up: guests, gossip, cake, chaos, and zero filter.👉 Grab the full recipe + more at: www.chewedupshow.com/recipesTIMESTAMPS00:00 — Michael declares he’s outnumbered00:40 — Clinton introduces guest: Liz Symon01:20 — Clothing budgets, marriage politics, and pan walls03:00 — Meta AI thinks Michael left Liz “for a man”05:00 — Chew It or Screw It: Liz Edition07:00 — Wordle wars, cheating accusations, and guano09:00 — Liz and Carla discuss hugging vs. spooning10:00 — Time to bake: Orange Olive Oil Cake begins12:00 — Olive oils, zesting, citrus tricks14:00 — Michael intimidated? Everyone notices15:30 — Mixing wet into dry, baking philosophy17:00 — Clinton gets bossed around (again)18:00 — The batter, the banter, the chaos19:30 — Favorite salads, mortadella sandwiches20:45 — Michael quietly puts the cake in the oven22:30 — Hotel horror stories (Chelsea Edition)24:30 — Kitchen disasters from all three hosts30:00 — The cake swap — the room goes silent31:00 — Slicing, tasting, full meltdown33:00 — Pairing the cake with botanical sodas35:00 — Giveaway winner from Dalton, Georgia36:00 — Goodbyes, chaos, and closing sponsor slate🙌 SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:Frontgate→Premium home, kitchen, and entertaining essentials — including pieces from Michael Symon’s own collection featured on the show. https://frontgate.comCaraway→Non-toxic cookware with even heating and stupid-easy cleanup — up to 20% off for the holidays. https://carawayhome.com/chewedupCasamara Club→Botanical leisure sodas for mindful sipping without the booze. https://www.casamraclub.comCanopy by Hilton→A lifestyle hotel brand that brings local flavor and design to every stay. https://www.hilton.com/en/canopyKitchen Designed by Anthony Carrino → https://anthonycarrino.comProduced by Simple Alien → https://www.simplealien.com/Camera, Audio and Crew provided by TV Boy → https://tvboynyc.com/About Chewed UpThree lifestyle icons reunite with zero filter, strong opinions, and even stronger flavors. Clinton Kelly, Carla Hall, and Michael Symon are back in the kitchen with comedy, comfort food, and unfiltered conversation — served loud.Episodes drop 3x a week:* Monday – Appetizers* Wednesday – Mains* Friday – DessertsSubscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss a bite.Want to Watch?→ Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@ChewedUpShow)Want to Listen?→ Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3Z9NDuHH7XP03FXQIhHlQ3)→ Apple (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chewed-up/id1840993910)→ Amazon (https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/1fc5d229-459b-4334-8970-ce0d6f925982/chewed-up)→ RedCircle (https://redcircle.com/shows/c42dbec1-e576-4927-acc7-f22e988c1a81)Fan GiveawayEvery episode we pick one lucky subscriber for a fan giveaway.This week’s Giveaway: A 12-pack of Casamara Club botanical sodas (as featured in today’s tasting).Want in?👉 Subscribe and sign up here: https://chewedupshow.com/fangiveawayAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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