English as She is Wrote by Anonymous ~ Full Audiobook
English as She is Wrote by Anonymous audiobook.
Imagine settling into your favorite armchair as a warm voice invites you on a rollicking journey through the most delightfully mangled utterances ever committed to English, and you’ll find yourself immersed in English as She is Wrote, a timeless treasure trove of linguistic blunders that’s just as entertaining today as when it first baffled readers more than a century ago. In this audiobook, the anonymous compiler’s wry wit shines through every absurd “for all intensive purposes” and every charmingly misguided billboard and storefront sign, turning each slip of the tongue into a mini comedy sketch you can hear in perfect clarity. The skilful narrator teases out the irony and humor hidden within each botched simile and fractured phrase, making you laugh out loud as you realize that language is a living, unpredictable dance of meaning and mishap. Whether you’re a logophile who revels in the quirks of syntax or simply someone craving a lighthearted audio escape, this spirited compilation proves that even the clumsiest attempts to speak English can become a joyous celebration of human creativity—and you’ll never look at grammar the same way again.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 1
(00:13:53) Chapter 2
(00:32:40) Chapter 3
(01:01:32) Chapter 4
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When Woman Proposes by Anne Warner ~ Full Audiobook
When Woman Proposes by Anne Warner audiobook.
Imagine the soft rustle of silk skirts and the quick catch of a gentleman’s breath as you slip on your headphones and press play on When Woman Proposes by Anne Warner—an irresistible audio escape where propriety is upended, hearts beat faster than carriage wheels, and a daring heroine seizes her own destiny. From the first word, the narrator’s warm, expressive tone draws you into cobblestone streets drenched in moonlight, where spirited Lady Eleanor Ashbourne, tired of polite courtship, steadies her trembling hand and offers her heart to the most eligible bachelor in London. With every eloquent inflection of the narrator’s voice, you’ll feel the electric thrill of forbidden passion and the subtle humor in Eleanor’s clever repartee as she navigates drawing rooms alive with gossip, ballrooms shimmering with candlelight, and stolen moments under starlit promenades. As Anne Warner’s vivid prose dances through your ears, you’ll cheer for a heroine who refuses to wait for fate to choose her partner—her proposal is both a challenge and a promise that love, once declared, can’t be contained by society’s rules. Captivating character voices, a lush musical score that swells at all the right moments, and sound effects that make every horse-drawn carriage and whispered declaration of love come alive ensure that this audiobook isn’t just a story, it’s an emotional journey. By the time the final, heart-stopping confession rings out, you’ll be breathless, convinced that no romance could ever be as empowering or as enchanting as this one—where a woman’s bold proposal sets the world ablaze with possibility.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 00
(00:02:22) Chapter 01
(00:17:41) Chapter 02
(00:34:34) Chapter 03
(00:51:23) Chapter 04
(01:03:07) Chapter 05
(01:40:31) Chapter 06
(02:02:37) Chapter 07
(02:21:24) Chapter 08
(02:35:44) Chapter 09
(02:54:06) Chapter 10
(02:59:49) Chapter 11
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3:27:29
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3:27:29
The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary by Anne Warner ~ Full Audiobook
The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary by Anne Warner audiobook.
Imagine slipping into a sunlit drawing room in Victorian England, where a shrewd but lonely spinster named Aunt Mary—with her sharp tongue, secret longing for adventure, and a stubborn refusal to accept life’s ordinary fate—suddenly finds herself swept across Europe on a whirlwind tour of glittering palaces and shadowy mountain passes, only to return home utterly transformed. Anne Warner’s The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary brims with witty banter, endearing characters, and the gentle suspense of whether our heroine’s heart will soften enough to embrace love and friendship at last. Listening to the audiobook is like sharing a carriage ride with Aunt Mary herself: every peal of laughter, every whispered confession, every dramatic “teacup-throwing” moment is brought to life by a narrator whose warm tones and perfect pacing paint each scene in vivid color. You’ll find yourself leaning in as Mary outsmarts pompous aristocrats, discovers the thrill of genuine companionship, and learns that youth of spirit is renewed not by age, but by daring to follow one’s heart. Whether you’re a fan of classic romance, historical whimsy, or simply crave an uplifting escape, this charming tale—revived through the magic of voice—promises to rejuvenate your own sense of wonder, one delightful chapter at a time.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 01
(00:20:12) Chapter 02
(00:35:15) Chapter 03
(00:51:37) Chapter 04
(01:05:27) Chapter 05
(01:22:04) Chapter 06
(01:36:49) Chapter 07
(01:48:09) Chapter 08
(02:05:42) Chapter 09
(02:23:23) Chapter 10
(02:48:19) Chapter 11
(03:08:32) Chapter 12
(03:22:55) Chapter 13
(03:53:33) Chapter 14
(04:38:47) Chapter 15
(05:04:46) Chapter 16
(05:31:36) Chapter 17
(05:43:21) Chapter 18
(05:59:46) Chapter 19
(06:28:07) Chapter 20
(06:49:21) Chapter 21
(07:06:46) Chapter 22
(07:45:35) Chapter 23
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8:11:18
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8:11:18
The Pink Fairy Book by Andrew Lang ~ Full Audiobook
The Pink Fairy Book by Andrew Lang audiobook.
Step into a world where moonlight shimmers on silken gowns, clever foxes outwit greedy lords, and whispering woods hide both danger and delight—Andrew Lang’s The Pink Fairy Book is your passport to timeless enchantment, and its audiobook rendition sweeps you straight into the heart of magic. From the tender courage of “Cinderella” to the haunting wonder of “The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood,” each tale unfolds in a rich, lyrical voice that carries you across snow-covered landscapes, through secret palace gates and beneath starlit skies, breathing life into every fairy godmother’s spell and every stepbrother’s folly. With evocative narration that dances between lilting charm and stirring drama, this collection of twenty-two stories—gathered from far-flung corners of the globe—kindles your imagination and stirs your deepest yearnings for heroism, love and transformation. Whether you’re winding down for a cozy evening or seeking a transportive escape on a long drive, the Pink Fairy Book audiobook wraps you in its rosy glow, inviting you to believe once more in the extraordinary wonders that lie just beyond the next turn of the page—or in this case, the next spoken word.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter 00
(00:03:00) Chapter 01
(00:09:08) Chapter 02
(00:17:03) Chapter 03
(00:24:45) Chapter 04
(00:33:34) Chapter 05
(00:43:20) Chapter 06
(00:52:04) Chapter 07
(01:00:54) Chapter 08
(01:11:26) Chapter 09
(01:16:57) Chapter 10
(01:41:00) Chapter 11
(01:45:13) Chapter 12
(02:20:46) Chapter 13
(02:38:51) Chapter 14
(03:03:25) Chapter 15
(03:13:37) Chapter 16
(03:31:22) Chapter 17
(03:39:45) Chapter 18
(03:47:49) Chapter 19
(04:03:06) Chapter 20
(04:09:51) Chapter 21
(04:21:27) Chapter 22
(04:37:54) Chapter 23
(04:50:48) Chapter 24
(05:02:50) Chapter 25
(05:15:38) Chapter 26
(05:33:50) Chapter 27
(05:39:05) Chapter 28
(05:48:18) Chapter 29
(06:00:38) Chapter 30
(06:13:58) Chapter 31
(06:32:25) Chapter 32
(06:57:02) Chapter 33
(07:21:21) Chapter 34
(07:33:02) Chapter 35
(07:40:02) Chapter 36
(08:03:02) Chapter 37
(08:12:44) Chapter 38
(08:35:01) Chapter 39
(08:44:21) Chapter 40
(09:15:18) Chapter 41
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9:37:24
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9:37:24
The Parenticide Club by Ambrose Bierce ~ Full Audiobook
The Parenticide Club by Ambrose Bierce audiobook.
Step into a delightfully diabolical corner of late-19th-century America with Ambrose Bierce’s razor-sharp short story “The Parenticide Club,” now brought vividly to life in its new audiobook edition. Imagine a young couple, Tevis and Herrick, driven to desperation by stubborn parents blocking their marriage, stumbling across a clandestine society devoted to one dark commission: matricide and patricide in exchange for freedom and fortune. With every whispered meeting, every polite exchange of nods in a shadowy parlor, Bierce builds suspense so taut you’ll feel the vise of moral decision squeezing your own conscience. His characteristic dark humor dances on the edge of the absurd—this is not a tale for the faint of heart, but a sparkling exercise in irony, clever dialogue, and surreal twists that only Bierce can deliver. In the hands of a masterful narrator, each calculated pause, each sardonic aside snaps like a spring-loaded trap, drawing you deeper into a conspiracy that feels at once old-world and uncannily modern. Whether you relish the thrill of forbidden schemes or simply adore wit sharpened to a lethal point, this audiobook will carry you into the shadows and dare you to question just how far you’d go for love, money—or absolute freedom from parental interference. Tune in, and prepare to have your expectations upended by Bierce’s unforgettable blend of satire, suspense, and sheer narrative audacity.
Chapters (Approximate)
(00:00:00) Chapter club
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