Dollspace

Bow down peasants, the Queen is here and her name is Annie "I haven't peed on the ground in 17 years" Clark. Next she's going to tell me she's never peed in a pool. OK JULIE ANDREWS WE GET IT, YOU'RE PERFECT, and you're NOT dead yet. And neither is Dick Van Dyke, who is 100.

Haha just felt like being silly in the episode title. I don't totally think that, because my adult husband who pays the bills drinks iced coffee. Maybe he's a friend of Dorthy? Hope not. Imagine I'm not pregnant yet because he's shooting absolute blanks. What the hell is this description, the episode is not about this.

Uh oh Annie's writing this description so if you were here for one of Sam's infamous blurbs, I am so sorry to disappoint. This episode is pretty much the opposite of last episode. It's remote, mundane, and chaste as hell! But we hope you're down for the duality that is this pod sometimes. Much like the main theme of this ep, you gotta have some lows to appreciate the highs. We chat about daycare, drills, your 20s, fertility issues, GOD, and...the human soul. Interesting. Well then. Click play already!!!

This is a really SEX heavy episode, so if you hate sex, or hate us, DO NOT LISTEN. You've been warned. We talk about flavoured lotions, flavoured condoms and of course, Jessica Simpsons flavoured body glitter. Prepare to get horny!!!!!

GOOD TIDINGS, D0LLS! 
After 3 years, we finally decided it was time to start season 2 of this damn podcast we have. And what better place to start than SOUTHAMPTON ONTARIO, where our pals at The Beach Motel put us up for a deluxe weekend - PERFECT for us to get our MOJO back. Sadly, we did have separate beds, but Annie let me watch her shower so it wasn't a total waste of time. Today, we talk about having sex with old people, and which characters on Sesame Street are gay. Enjoy!