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    We’re Talking About the Disability Rights Movement! (Pt.1)

    2026-07-29 | 1h 7 mins.
    Welcome to Schauer hour, I hope you’re ready to hear my thoughts lol. This week (and next) we’ll be discussing major milestones and events that happened and continue to happen during the Disability Rights Movement.

    I do have to apologize in advance as *I am autistic* and *we do talk about autism* and *I am allowed to cry.* I realize emotions are just a natural part of being human but when I cry my voice gets quieter and becomes generally hard to hear, so next week I will enunciate better or take a moment to collect myself.

    I can’t wait to share more next time as I didn’t even make it to the passing of the ADA! But we will get there. I hope you enjoy and can’t wait to chat next week.

    Books:

    Disability Pride: Dispatches From a Post-ADA World - Ben Mattlin

    How Emotions Are Made - Lisa Feldman Barrett

    Between Us: How Cultures Create Emotions - Batja Mesquita

    Descartes Error - Antonio Damasio

    Infected: How Power, Politics, and Privilege Use Science Against the World’s Most Vulnerable - Muhammad H. Zaman

    Frostbite: How Refrigeration Changed Our Food, Our Planet, and Ourselves - Nicola Twilley

    Doctored: Fraud, Arrogance, and Tragedy in the Quest to Cure Alzheimer’s - Charles Piller

    The Palestine Laboratory - Antony Loewenstein

    Plastic: The Secret History and Shocking Future of Big Oil’s Biggest Bet - Beth Gardiner

    A Silent Fire: The Story of Inflammation, Diet, and Disease - Shilpa Ravella

    An Elegant Defense: The Extraordinary New Science of the Immune System - Matt Richtel

    Sources & Resources:

    Trump’s action signal a move toward institutionalizing people with disabilities, advocates warn

    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trumps-actions-signal-a-move-toward-institutionalizing-people-with-disabilities-advocates-warn

    History of Disability Rights Milestones and Laws

    https://www.americanbar.org/groups/diversity/disabilityrights/about_us/timeline/

    The Trump Administration Aims to Penalize Disabled Adults Who Live with Their Families

    https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-social-security-ssi-disability-benefits-cuts-parents-children

    Lomax’s Matrix: Disability, Solidarity, and the Black Power of 504

    https://dsq-sds.org/article/id/1086/

    Worth Repeating: Ed Roberts’ 504 Sit-In Victory Rally Speech

    https://ollibean.org/ed/

    A History of Institutions for People with Disabilities: Neglect, Abuse, and Death

    https://sites.uab.edu/humanrights/2023/10/25/a-history-of-institutions-for-people-with-disabilities-neglect-abuse-and-death/

    Fairness of Reagan’s Cutoffs of Disability Aid Questioned

    https://www.nytimes.com/1982/05/09/us/fairness-of-reagan-s-cutoffs-of-disability-aid-questioned.html?eafs_enabled=false

    AIDS blood tests for ‘insurability’

    https://cdnc.ucr.edu/?a=d&d=SWTN19880818.1.18&srpos=46&e=------198-en--20--41--txt-txIN-Insurance+companies+mental+health-------

    Disability Resources

    https://www.disabilityresources.org/

    The website I mention at the end with a pretty substantial amount of disability resources!

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    The Good, the Bad, and the Incredibly Nuanced!

    2026-07-22 | 1h 14 mins.
    Well guys, it’s been a heck of a week - apologies for getting this out somewhat late, my brain is *egg of frying pan sound.* I know you all can understand.

    Be prepared! I learn some neuroscience and immunology today because it’s a ~fully body~ Schauer this week, ayo! I’d like to thank my parents for bestowing me with a last name rife with self-branding related puns.

    I appreciate you all! Chat next week!

    Books:

    A Silent Fire: The Story of Inflammation, Diet & Disease - Shilpa Ravella

    (Transplant Gastroenterologist)

    Most Delicious Poison: The Story of Nature’s Toxins - from Spices to Vices - Noah Whiteman

    (Evolutionary Biologist)

    The Human Brain Book: A Visual Guide to Structure & Function - Rita Carter

    (Science & Medicine Writer)

    Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst - Robert M. Sapolsky

    (Neuroscientist & Primatologist)

    Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams - Matthew Walker, PhD

    (Prof. of Neuroscience & Psychology)

    An Elegant Defense: The Extraordinary New Science of the Immune System - Matt Richtel

    (Pulitzer Prize Winning Writer for NYT)

    Organ Speak: What It Really Means to Listen to Our Bodies - Guilia Enders

    (Physician, Microbiologist, Author)

    The Mind-Gut Connection: How the Hidden Conversations Within Our Bodies Impact Our Mood, Our Choices, and Our Overall Health - Emeran Mayer, MD

    (Gastroenterologist & Educator)

    Clean: The New Science of Skin and the Beauty of Doing Less - James Hamblin, MD, MPH

    (Preventative Medicine Specialist)

    Believe it or not, I got most of my soap information from this book (I also used the ‘Natural saponins’ link below) - it’s mainly about hygiene and the cosmetic industry ripping everyone off but it did also teach me how to make soap.

    Also, most of the sources from this episode are from the books I’ve read over the years, if there’s information you can’t find linked below, it has come from a book listed above. I put everyone’s occupations to narrow down what book it’s likely from.

    Online Sources:

    Good News - Attorney General James Sues Some of Nation’s Largest Chemical Companies Over Toxic Pollution from Consumer Products

    https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/2026/attorney-general-james-sues-some-nations-largest-chemical-companies-over-toxic

    Researchers discover the eye’s hidden cleanup system

    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2026-07-eye-hidden-cleanup.html

    Macrophages in the artery wall ‘smell’ their surroundings

    https://www.lji.org/news-events/news/post/macrophages-in-the-artery-wall-smell-their-surroundings/

    Cells That ‘Taste’ Danger Set Off Immune Responses

    https://www.quantamagazine.org/tuft-cells-that-taste-danger-set-off-immune-responses-20191115/

    Natural saponins and macrophage polarization: Mechanistic insights and therapeutic perspectives in disease management

    https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/pharmacology/articles/10.3389/fphar.2025.1584035/full

    Inflammation Forces Brain Stem Cells to Halt Neurogenesis

    https://neurosciencenews.com/inflammation-neurogenesis-31011/

    Inhaling high-dose CO2 clears Alzheimer’s proteins from the brain

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/2580471-inhaling-high-dose-co2-clears-alzheimers-proteins-from-the-brain/

    Genetic variation across the human olfactory receptor repertoire alters odor perception

    https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1804106115

    Comparative Toxicogenomics Database

    https://ctdbase.org/

    This is just the think to the genetics database I’ve been using, for all the genes I mention just type them into the search and *voila*

    Free Newspaper Archive:

    UCR | California Digital Newspaper Collection

    https://cdnc.ucr.edu/

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    Shifting the Blame Back Onto Corporations and the Government in the Realm of Public Health!

    2026-07-16 | 1h 27 mins.
    Can you all tell that I’m fed up? Welcome back to the Schauer Thoughts, this week we’re going to be a real pain in the behind to some massive corporations and *of course* the government - they have TRULY deserved this.

    For too long the healthcare system has proposed a “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” approach to health and wellness, but I ask y’all this, if it doesn’t work for the economy, why would it work for your health?

    Is that to say that we should all give up completely and stop taking care of ourselves? No. However, I am saying that we need to cut ourselves, everyone, neighbors, friends, etc. A LOT of slack. We are living in a polluted, corrupt hellscape and there’s only so much one can do to fight constant, all-consuming, non-consensual toxins.

    Eat what you want, be who you want, stick it to the man, have some semblance of fun.

    Books:

    Paradise Falls - Keith O’Brien

    Ten Drugs - Thomas Hager

    A Silent Fire - Shilpa Ravella

    Seed Money - Bartow J. Elmore

    Healing the Land Teaches Us Who We Are - Maceo Carrillo Martinet, PhD

    The Making of DSM-III - Hannah Decker

    Bleed - Tracey Lindeman

    The Wahls Protocol - Terry Wahls, MD - For a lot of the information on Vitamin D3, I got from this book - pages 324 - 331.

    Community Supported Agriculture (CSA)

    https://www.countyhealthrankings.org/strategies-and-solutions/what-works-for-health/strategies/community-supported-agriculture-csa

    Online Resources for Food and Sustainability

    https://sustainablefoodprocessing.cals.iastate.edu/online-resources-food-and-sustainability

    Sources:

    Corporate Research Project

    https://www.corp-research.org/home-page

    UCSF - University of California San Francisco - Industry Documents Library

    https://www.industrydocuments.ucsf.edu/home/

    Inflammation Forces Brain Stem Cells to Halt Neurogenesis

    https://neurosciencenews.com/inflammation-neurogenesis-31011/

    Bacteria Turn Toxic Uranium Into a Surprisingly Stable Compound

    https://scitechdaily.com/bacteria-turn-toxic-uranium-into-a-surprisingly-stable-compound/

    Who Tests the Product-Testing Labs?

    https://www.nytimes.com/1983/05/22/weekinreview/who-tests-the-product-testing-labs.html?eafs_enabled=false

    How the EPA and the Pentagon Downplayed a Growing Toxic Threat

    https://www.propublica.org/article/how-the-epa-and-the-pentagon-downplayed-toxic-pfas-chemicals

    Diagnostic Patterns of Family Physicians for Somatoform, Depressive, and Anxiety Disorders (1983)

    https://cdn-uat.mdedge.com/files/s3fs-public/jfp-archived-issues/1983-volume_16-17/JFP_1983-09_v17_i3_diagnostic-patterns-of-family-physicians.pdf

    Defense Environmental Restoration Program

    https://www.denix.osd.mil/derp/

    Historical Summary - Times Beach, Missouri

    https://cdn.toxicdocs.org/XO/XOyxbB3DMBedVoKqZBroRnEMK/XOyxbB3DMBedVoKqZBroRnEMK.pdf

    New Study Analyzes Burden of Endometriosis

    https://www.endonews.com/new-study-analyzes-burden-of-endometriosis

    Study is cited within the EndoNews article.

    Drug Firm Consolidation Roche to acquire Syntex for $5.3 Billion

    https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/cen-v072n019.p004

    Roche Diagnostics: Value-based purchasing

    https://diagnostics.roche.com/global/en/healthcare-transformers/article/value-based-procurement-healthcare.html

    Afghanistan Uranium Mining: 2025 Opportunities & Risks

    https://farmonaut.com/mining/afghanistan-uranium-mining-2025-opportunities-risks

    Uranium in Niger

    https://world-nuclear.org/information-library/country-profiles/countries-g-n/niger

    Uranium Glass - A Guide to Art Deco Uranium Glass

    https://www.artdeco1930.com/uranium-glass-guide/

    Depleted Uranium

    https://www.epa.gov/radtown/depleted-uranium

    Health Effects of Particulate Uranium Exposure

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9610560/

    Endocrine Disruptors: Focus on the Adrenal Cortex

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10764154/

    Emerging health risks and underlying toxicological mechanisms of uranium contamination: Lessons from the past two decades

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160412020320626#s0100

    Endothelial Dysfunction, Erectile Dysfunction, and Coronary Heart Disease: The Pathophysiologic and Clinical Linkage

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1502382/

    Uncoupled glycerol-3-phosphate shuttle in kidney cancer reveals that cytosolic GPD is essential to support lipid synthesis

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1097276523002137

    Cytochrome c oxidase deficiency accelerates mitochondrial apoptosis by activating ceramide synthase 6

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4385940/

    Vitamin D Receptor is Necessary for Mitochondrial Function and Cell Health

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6032156/

    Association between vitamin D and endometriosis among American women: National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10786361/

    Barbara McClintock and the Discovery of Jumping Genes (Transposons)

    https://www.nature.com/scitable/topicpage/barbara-mcclintock-and-the-discovery-of-jumping-34083/

    Human Health Toxicity Assessment of GenX Chemicals

    https://www.epa.gov/chemical-research/human-health-toxicity-assessments-genx-chemicals

    DuPont Deepwater Works

    https://www.wsj.com/graphics/waste-lands/site/141-dupont-deepwater-works/?eafs_enabled=false

    DuPont’s Decade Long Legacy of Crime: 1980s

    https://themeaningofwater.com/2024/03/03/duponts-decades-long-legacy-of-crime-1980s/

    -If I forgot any resource, please lmk via IG DM (it’s easiest for me) and I’ll send that over to you. There was just so much so I expect I’ll forget some.
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    The Real Reason Women Were Banned from Clinical Research Trials in 1977

    2026-07-09 | 1h 52 mins.
    Hi guys! Today’s episode is super duper long and I truly have stopped caring, there’s so much corruption in this world and it deserves to be covered. What corruption are we going over this week? Glad you asked! This is a continuation on our deep-dive into WHY women were actually banned from clinical research in 1977. It is absolutely crucial we understand who is behind this as *ahem* women matter and it’s also Disability Pride Month! Thank you all for taking the time to listen or at least check out the resources (scroll down for the databases) - if any sources are missing it’s because Youtube and podcast sites usually have a 5K letter limit. I’m using those letters explaining this - but if you need to find something, write down the key words I used and type them into ToxicDocs. By the way, NO, this is not sponsored by ToxicDocs as that’s not how research databases roll. I’m just a fan.

    I appreciate you all! Thank you again for listening.

    Books:

    Sweet and Deadly: How Coca-Cola Spreads Disinformation and Makes Us Sick - Murray Carpenter

    Seed Money: Monsants’s Past and Our Food Future - Barrow J. Elmore

    Unsavory Truth: How Food Companies Skew the Science of What We Eat - Marion Nestle

    Books for Disability Pride:

    Against Technoableism: Rethinking Who Needs Improvement - Ashley Shew

    Disability Pride: Dispatches From a Post-ADA World - Ben Mattlin

    All Tangled Up in Autism and Chronic Illness: A Guide to Navigating Multiple Conditions - Charli Clement

    Sources:

    Summary of the Toxic Substances Control Act - 1976

    https://www.epa.gov/laws-regulations/summary-toxic-substances-control-act

    Superfund Amendment And Reauthorization Act of 1986

    https://www.safeopedia.com/definition/9779/the-superfund-amendment-and-reauthorization-act-of-1986-sara

    AIM Packaging, Inc. - Sept. 6, 1977

    https://cdn.toxicdocs.org/ga/gaGeEo51Z9VojeXodBNRpJEGQ/gaGeEo51Z9VojeXodBNRpJEGQ.pdf

    August 10, 1976 - Female Employment in Restricted Areas

    https://cdn.toxicdocs.org/yr/yrVo4zNGqz6Gn35jMvyne1Qa2/yrVo4zNGqz6Gn35jMvyne1Qa2.pdf

    Donald Kennedy and Department of Naval Research & Monsanto

    https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Professionalism/Stanford_Research_Scandal

    Declassified document between Navy and Monsanto: https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/pdfs/AD0837462.pdf

    Carter’s Great Purge (July 29, 1979) https://time.com/archive/6881566/carters-great-purge/

    Carter, in Angry Exchange, Ousts Bella Abzug From Women’s Unit

    https://www.nytimes.com/1979/01/13/archives/carter-in-angry-exchange-ousts-bella-abzug-from-womens-unit.html?eafs_enabled=false

    The Big Businessmen Who Have Jimmy Carter’s Ear

    https://www.nytimes.com/1978/02/05/archives/the-big-businessmen-who-have-jimmy-carters-ear-carter.html

    Monsanto - Report by PCB Study Group Dec. 10, 1975 (Discussion of Brand Pivot)

    https://cdn.toxicdocs.org/Rj/Rjz55o2VvobRJyRKL5JzZ077V/Rjz55o2VvobRJyRKL5JzZ077V.pdf

    Timeline of Monsanto - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Monsanto

    Reproductive Hazards in the workplace

    https://cdn.toxicdocs.org/GK/GKoeDy2kzLezwkNO7XQ61BmNV/GKoeDy2kzLezwkNO7XQ61BmNV.pdf

    Erectile Dysfunction: A Review of Historical Treatments

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5675239/

    Somatization Disorder Symptoms

    https://neupsykey.com/somatization-disorder-and-related-disorders/

    Somatization Disorder (300.81) – DSM 4

    https://courses.lumenlearning.com/atd-herkimer-abnormalpsych/chapter/somatization-disorder-300-81/

    Environmental Erectile Dysfunction: Can the Environment Really Be Hazardous to Your Erectile Health?

    https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.107.004200#b23

    Timeline: History of Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals

    https://heeds.org/heeds-timeline/

    Databases Mentioned:

    Comparative Toxicogenomics Database

    https://ctdbase.org/

    DEDuCT: Database of Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals and their Toxicity Profiles

    https://cb.imsc.res.in/deduct/home

    UCSF - University of California San Francisco - Industry Documents Library

    https://www.industrydocuments.ucsf.edu/home/

    Physicians for Social Responsibility

    https://psr.org/

    Science Action Network for Health and the Environment

    https://prhe.ucsf.edu/science-action-network

    Open Textbook Library

    https://open.umn.edu/opentextbooks/
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    Monsanto, Chronic Illness, and Why I Can’t Stand “The Man”

    2026-07-01 | 1h 30 mins.
    Here we go again! This week we’re discussing the new Monsanto pesticide verdict as well as taking a somewhat deep-dive into their history, as well as putting our *expletive* government under the microscope. I am just as sick of this as you are, the horrors seem to just seep out of the corporate and bureaucratic fabric of our lives. Thank you for joining me in this week’s communal Schauer, I understand if you need to be alone after this.

    Let me reiterate my point for all who cover their ears to nuance: I am by no means saying that any of these chemicals are the SOLE cause of any chronic disorder, chronic disease, or medical condition. What I AM saying is that these chemicals, untested and unchecked, are sure as *bleep* not helping literally anyone’s health in any substantial way. 

    Please feel free to run all of this by a licensed medical professional and relative experts for more information or clarification.

    This was not mentioned in the video but since a lot (NOTE: that “a lot” does not mean “all”) of doctors are complicit in the abuses of the healthcare system, I would also like to suggest these resources.

    Research all federal investigations against any hospital:

    https://www.hospitalinspections.org/

    Research financial relationships between drug & medical device companies and healthcare providers:

    https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/

    For all the medical professionals out there fighting the good fight, love that, thank you. I, personally, do not *in general* distrust *most* doctors as if I did I wouldn’t have read half these books or like my PCP as much - but you must understand, there are some really awful medical providers out there and in order to change a broken system we have to acknowledge that point. Appreciate y'all.

    Book Resources:

    Unsavory Truth: How Food Companies Skew the Science of What We Eat - Marion Nestle 

    The Mind-Gut Connection: How the Hidden Conversation Within Our Bodies Impacts Our Mood, Our Choices, and Our Overall Health - Emeran Mayer, MD

    The Good Gut: Taking Control of Your Weight, Your Mood, and Your Long-Term Health - Justin Sonnenburg PhD and Erica Sonnenburg, PhD

    The Wahls Protocol: A Radical New Way to Treat All Chronic Autoimmune Conditions Using Paleo Principles - Terry Wahls, MD

    Bleed: Destroying Myths and Misogyny in Endometriosis Care - Tracey Lindeman

    Clean: The New Science of Skin and the Beauty of Doing Less - James Hamblin, MD, MPH

    The Botany of Desire: A Plant’s-Eye View of the World - Michael Pollan

    Most Delicious Poison: The Story of Nature’s Toxins - from Spices to Vices - Noah Whiteman

    Sweet and Deadly: How Coca-Cola Spreads Disinformation and Makes Us Sick - Murray Carpenter 

    Unwell Women: Misdiagnosis and Myth in a Man-Made World - Elinor Cleghorn, PhD

    Sources:

    Monsanto Company

    https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/business-and-management/monsanto-company

    Behind the Company That Changed Agriculture As We Know It

    https://www.newamerica.org/insights/behind-the-company-that-changed-agriculture-as-we-know-it/

    Monsanto Loses Plastic Bottle Fight

    https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/cen-v055n039.p006

    Nutrition Education in US Medical Schools: Latest Update of a National Survey (2010)

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4042309/

    Dioxins

    https://www.niehs.nih.gov/health/topics/agents/dioxins

    A historical perspective of immunotoxicology

    https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.3109/1547691X.2013.837121#abstract

    What We Know About the Link Between Pesticides and PD

    https://www.apdaparkinson.org/article/the-relationship-between-pesticides-and-parkinsons/

    Plant Incorporated Protectants (PIPs)/ Genetically Modified Plants

    https://npic.orst.edu/reg/pip.html

    Impact of Sugar in Concrete

    https://dyconcretepumps.com/impact-of-sugar-in-concrete/

    Resources:

    Food Politics by Marion Nestle

    https://www.foodpolitics.com/

    Good Jobs First - Violation Tracker

    https://goodjobsfirst.org/databases/

    Several databases available: Violation Tracker, Subsidy Tracker, Tax Break Tracker, Amazon Tracker, Violation Tracker Global, Violation Tracker UK

    Retraction Watch

    https://retractionwatch.com/

    My Health Forward

    https://myhealthforward.com/collections/all-heirloom-seeds

    Source with farm map!

    EWG Consumer Guides

    https://www.ewg.org/consumer-guides
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Left and right brainers are often pitted against each other but here they’ll be given the time and space to collaborate. So strip away the day and step into the steam, it’s time to open up your pores and perspectives for a truly immersive, imaginative, and information-rich experience that’ll leave you refreshed and ready for whatever life throws at you next. Welcome to Schauer Thoughts, hosted by comedian and student-of-the-world Sarah Schauer! For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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