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    We Are All Jane Doe

    2026-09-30 | 1h 8 mins.
    Welcome back to Schauer Thoughts, this week we will be discussing the “Cornell 7” and the horrific gang rape of Jane Doe. I am so mad and you should be too, rape is a systemic issue and we all need to stand up and demand answers, demand accountability, and demand a world where justice can swiftly and with the full force of the law be served.

    Discussion of the “Cornell 7” does begin at the later half of the episode but please know it’s not because I am pushing it’s importance to the back, it’s because this exact thing has happened to me and I’m allowed to discuss it at my own pace. Thank you for understanding.

    Nuance for my rant on Jimmy Carter: He did try more than *one* environmental initiative and did create CERCLA (I appreciate that) but he could have done so much more and did not. If my direct communities - farmers and those I’ve been elected to represent (the people of the United States) lives were on the line, I would have done so much more.

    SA Resources Substack Post

    https://substack.com/home/post/p-218383219

    The letter count wouldn’t let me add all these resources so I put them into a Substack post - please visit for resources and ways to get involved.

    Sarah’s ShopMy

    https://shopmy.us/sarahschauer/shelves

    If you’d like to shop the books mentioned in this episode check out my ShopMy.

    It is taking me awhile to upload (and get items approved by the ShopMy team, so please hang tight for all book curations - they are coming though)

    Sarah’s Venmo: Sarah-Schauer

    (Yes, my hair is blonde in the profile picture)

    Just for anyone who’d like to wish me a happy birthday, absolutely no pressure. Thank you if you do send me anything.

    Also I swear this is not meant to pressure anyone but since I am discussing sexual assault and an ongoing case I do feel like this video will be demonetized, so I can not stress enough how grateful I am if you do send me anything.

    Book on Sexual Assault mentioned at the end:

    Sexual Citizens: A Landmark Study of Sex, Power, and Assault on Campus - Jennifer S. Hirsch and Shamus Khan

    MIT Books:

    (Not sponsored, however these books were sent to me) - all of these are in the Sept. 30 ShopMy curation.

    They Knew: The Us Federal Government’s Fifty-Year Role in Causing the Climate Crisis - James Gustave Speth

    Cities for a Shared Planet: The Emergence of Multispecies Cooperation - Marina Alberti

    The Exquisite Machine: The New Science of the Heart - Sian E. Harding

    The Disappearance of Insight: When Technology Undermines How and Why - Frank C. Keil

    This is Why You Love Lego - Jess Uhre Rahbek

    Other Books:

    Paradise Falls: A Deadly Secret, a Cover-Up, and the Women Who Forged the Environmental Movement - Keith O’Brien

    The Knowledge Illusion: Why We Never Think Alone - Steven Sloan & Philip Fernbach

    Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep & Dreams - Matthew Walker, PhD

    All About Allergies: Everything You Need to Know About Asthma, Food Allergies, Hay Fever, and More - Zachary Rubin, MD

    This Is Your Brain on Birth Control: How the Pill Changes Everything - Sarah E. Hill, PhD

    Sources:

    Cornell, Chi Phi Sued by Victim of Alleged Gang Rape, Drugging in 2024

    https://www.cornellsun.com/article/2026/09/tccsuykuvb4z

    Editorial | Cornell Won’t, We Will

    https://www.cornellsun.com/article/2026/09/editorial-cornell-won-t-we-will

    Hormone-disrupting herbicide contaminating 25% of continental US rivers, report finds

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/28/atrazine-herbicide-pollution-rivers

    Mesabi Metallics, company behind Iowa steel plant, has troubled past

    https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2026/10/01/mesabi-metallics-company-iowa-steel-plant-lee-county/92004068007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z114926p118550l000450c118550u002227e008350v114926&gca-ft=51&gca-ds=sophi
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    Taking a Look at Overlapping Chronic Conditions!

    2026-09-23 | 1h 25 mins.
    Hello guys! This episode of Schauer Thoughts truly is just a mental free for all, we will be discussing predominantly ME/CFS and registering to vote for the Midterm elections though. I do apologize for not getting to Boomers committing mass tax fraud and identity theft - that will be covered in a later episode. Hopefully there was some semblance of coherence here and I would like everyone to know with chronic conditions and chronic pain conditions that I will continue to raise awareness and just care in general because it is unacceptable that you all have been forced to go this alone. We all can do better.

    Thank you all so much for listening!

    Make sure to register to vote! — Vote.org

    To learn more about ME/CFS and other chronic conditions, visit: https://batemanhornecenter.org/

    Books:

    Gerontocracy in America: How the Old Are Hoarding the Wealth — and What to Do About It - Samuel Moyn

    The Secret of Scent: Adventures in Perfume and the Science of Smell - Luca Turin

    Every Living Creature: How Xenotransplantation Will Change Our Lives - Joshua D. Mezrich, MD

    This Is Your Brain on Birth Control: How the Pill Changes Everything - Sarah E. Hill, PhD

    All About Allergies: Everything You Need to Know About Asthma, Food Allergies, Hay Fever, and More - Zachary Rubin, MD

    The Irritable Heart: The Medical Mystery of the Gulf War - Jeff Wheelwright

    Growing Papaya Trees: Nurturing Indigenous Roots During Climate Displacement - Jessica Hernandez, PhD - Not sponsored, however this book was sent to me by North Atlantic Books.

    Reading in the Brain: The New Science of How We Read - Stanislas Dehaene - We actually read this book for my book club!

    Sources:

    A Shared Biology Underlies 5 Major Fatigue-Causing Illnesses, Scientists Suggest

    https://www.sciencealert.com/a-shared-biology-underlies-5-major-fatigue-causing-illnesses-scientists-suggest

    When are the 2026 Midterm Elections? And What is Their Purpose?

    https://www.usvotefoundation.org/when-are-2026-midterm-elections-and-what-their-purpose

    State Ballot Measures 2026

    https://ballotpedia.org/2026_ballot_measures

    Key Races (Volunteer Blue)

    https://volunteerblue.org/key-races-2026/

    Of course I’m not about to share any Republican related info.

    2026 Voter Guide - Cal Matter

    https://calmatters.org/california-voter-guide-2026/

    Democratic Socialist Voter Guide 2026

    https://voterguide.dsa-la.org/

    How having a disability became cool

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/05/disability-became-cool/

    Absolute nonsense

    Elon Musk is Running a Fake Voter Registration Site Designed to Steal and Sell Data

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/elon-musk-running-fake-voter-130639289.html
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    We Can All Be the Next Erin Brockovich!

    2026-09-18 | 1h 23 mins.
    Gather round, Schauer crew, this week on the podcast we’re discussing a potentially beneficial legal flub from the Trump Administration and what it could mean for major polluters and your community.

    I would like to thank everyone for their patience, I was with my family last week and needed a quick break, hopefully y’all didn’t miss me too much. Make sure to check out all the links below to get a fuller rundown on what’s happening with environmental litigation at the moment and be sure to weigh your options (that’s right! The people finally have more options! Huzzah!)

    I can’t wait to talk to you all next week, I hope you have a great one!

    Learn More About Standing Up for Science!

    https://www.standupforscience.net/

    Books:

    Ten Drugs: How Plants, Powders, and Pills Have Shaped the History of Medicine - Thomas Hager

    The Secret of Scent: Adventures in Perfume and the Science of Smell - Luca Turin

    The Light Eaters: How the Unseen World of Plant Intelligence Offers a New Understanding of Life on Earth - Zoe Schlanger

    Chain Reaction: How Chemistry Shapes Us and Our World - Ijeoma Uchegbu

    All About Allergies: Everything You Need to Know About Asthma, Food Allergies, Hay Fever, and More - Zachary Rubin, MD

    Gerontocracy in America: How the Old Are Hoarding Power and Wealth — and What To Do About It - Samuel Moyn

    New King James Bible (Just in case someone’s like “you didn’t cite all your sources!”) - Luke 8

    Links:

    Request for Information on Artificial Intelligence Infrastructure on DOE Lands

    https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/04/07/2025-05936/request-for-information-on-artificial-intelligence-infrastructure-on-doe-lands

    Tech whistleblowers warn AI could wipe out humanity. Doomspeak or not, we must take these claims seriously — (Opinion piece)

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/sep/11/risky-ai-research-pause-humanity

    US boomers now sit on a whooping $85.4T in wealth. Why they may be leaving younger generations ‘worse off’

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-boomers-now-sit-whooping-130000865.html

    The article where I got “Boomers hold about 51% of total household wealth” — the information is also available via Federal Reserve data

    Trump Exempted Some of the Nation’s Biggest Polluters From Air Quality Rules. All It Took Was an Email

    https://www.propublica.org/article/clean-air-act-exemptions-trump-emails

    EPA endangerment repeal could expose industry to legal blowback

    https://www.eenews.net/articles/epa-endangerment-repeal-could-expose-industry-to-legal-blowback/

    February article.

    EPA rollback may worsen Trump’s Supreme Court climate headache

    https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/14/epa-rollback-trumps-supreme-court-01074999

    September article.

    Florida Goes to Court and Asserts That OpenAI and Sam Altman Are Legally a Public Nuisance

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/lanceeliot/2026/08/19/florida-goes-to-court-and-asserts-that-openai-and-sam-altman-are-legally-a-public-nuisance/

    Health Alert Issues for Island Park Reservoir after confirming Cyanobacteria

    https://localnews8.com/news/2026/07/25/health-alert-issued-for-island-park-reservoir-after-confirming-cyanobacteria/

    AI is about to collide with Idaho’s water crisis, and we’re not ready for the consequences — (Commentary piece)

    https://idahocapitalsun.com/2026/05/18/ai-is-about-to-collide-with-idahos-water-crisis-and-were-not-ready-for-the-consequences/

    6 data centers hit by lawsuits as Microsoft, xAI battle millions in damages — dozens of gas turbines bypassing dBA monitors plague two US states

    https://www.techradar.com/pro/6-data-centers-hit-by-lawsuits-as-microsoft-xai-battle-millions-in-damages-dozens-of-gas-turbines-bypassing-dba-monitors-plague-2-us-states

    I’m so devastated I forgot to read this article during the episode but please take time to read it now

    Want to Act?

    (Not sponsored, just concerned)

    Data Center Noise Pollution, Water Contamination Lawsuits

    https://www.classaction.org/data-center-noise-water-pollution-lawsuit

    Please feel no pressure to reach out.

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    Actually the US Government Owes You Universal Healthcare!

    2026-09-03 | 1h 10 mins.
    Welcome back to the weekly Schauer, I hope you’re ready to get angry because we are talking about the sheer amount of health-related dangers that the US government and corporations are putting us all at risk of! I do apologize for the late upload, this week has been hectic but we’re here now.

    Please know that it is never too late to help the environment and reduce/reverse climate change. This episode may seem daunting, but rest assured there are a lot of people working on this and fighting for this, however they do need our help. We are all stronger and more capable together, thank you for taking the time to listen to this episode and thank you to everyone fighting climate injustice.

    Nuance:

    Apologies for not talking about the conversion process of ethylene and ethylene oxide, I have a strong sense that if I did Youtube would take this video down. Please feel free to research for yourself if you’d like to know more.

    Also, a full dedicated podcast episode on prison “labor” and Superfund sites is coming up, I am absolutely not done talking about that.

    Hospital of Emotions

    https://tickets.hospitalofemotions.com/events/hospitalofemotions

    Such a fun and cool experience, if you’re in LA or visiting, make sure to check out the Hospital of Emotions - the exhibits are fabulous and the artists are incredible! (Not sponsored, just adored it)

    Books:

    Frostbite: How Refrigeration Changed Our Food, Our Planet, and Ourselves - Nicola Twilley

    Pages 131 - 134

    The Second Estate: How the Tax Code Made an American Aristocracy - Ray D. Madoff

    Gerontocracy in America: How the Old Are Hoarding Power and Wealth - and What to Do About It - Samuel Moyn

    Support the Cause:

    Trump’s Climate and Clean Energy Rollback Tracker

    https://www.actonclimate.com/trumptracker/

    Provided by Climate Action Campaign - Please check out this site and support the Climate Action Campaign!

    Trump Administration Rolls Back Safeguards Limiting Release of Cancer-Causing Air Pollutant Ethylene Oxide

    https://www.ucs.org/about/news/trump-administration-rolls-back-ethylene-oxide-rules

    Article from the Union of Concerned Scientists - Please also check out and support their work. Science, like the US, are under attack from the current administration and we need to support science (and public) led initiatives now more than ever!

    Additional Sources:

    Federal judge strikes down New York’s $75 Billion ‘Superfund’

    https://www.thecentersquare.com/new_york/article_8122bfde-17c3-43a4-9ceb-b6c7b67f7e4a.html

    Miasma theory (Wikipedia)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miasma_theory

    Ethylene Oxide Exposure Claims

    https://www.elglaw.com/ethylene-oxide/

    Not sponsored or affiliated at all with this litigation group.

    Regulatory Relief for Certain Stationary Sources to Protect American Security with Respect to Sterile Medical Equipment

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/07/regulatory-relief-for-certain-stationary-sources-to-promote-american-security-with-respect-to-sterile-medical-equipment/

    Straight from the horses mouth.

    Environmental pollution is associated with increased risk of psychiatric disorders in the US and Denmark

    https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.3000353#pbio-3000353-t001

    Association of Air Pollution Exposure with Psychotic Experiences During Adolescence

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30916743/

    Environmental pollution and risk of psychotic disorders: A review of the science to date

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0920996416304467

    Inhalant-Induced Psychotic Disorder: A Case Report

    https://www.researchgate.net/publication/397446736_Inhalant-Induced_Psychotic_Disorder_A_Case_Report

    Building Prisons on Toxic Land has Devastating Consequences

    https://www.vera.org/news/building-prisons-on-toxic-land-has-devastating-consequences

    The Health and Safety of Incarcerated Workers: OSHA’s Applicability Prison Context

    https://www.americanbar.org/groups/labor_law/resources/journal/37-1/health-safety-incarcerated-workers-oshas-applicability-prison-context/

    If I have forgotten any resources, please let me know and I will update this list.
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    Hitting All the Notes: Dolly Parton, Dyslexia, and Disease!

    2026-08-27 | 1h 4 mins.
    I’m really hoping that Dolly enjoys the triple D’s in the title, she was and will forever be an icon musically, philanthropically, and surgically. This episode is dedicated to the incredible women, incredible people, who, like Dolly, live their truth and uplift facts yet do not shy away from speaking passionately and genuine emotion.

    Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/SCHAUER ! #honeylovepod

    Sure, it may take “a lot of money to look that cheap,” but there’s not enough cash in the world that could purchase Dolly Parton’s integrity and integrity IS the purest expression of beauty.

    You will be missed dearly, Miss Parton. We will always love you.

    Please take some time to check out Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library, it’s celebrating 31 years and 300,000,000+ books gifted (free of charge) to children from birth to age five in the US, Canada, UK, Australia, and Republic of Ireland!

    Visit: https://imaginationlibrary.com/

    Support the show (and your chest):

    Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/SCHAUER !

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    Books:

    Living Well With Orthostatic Intolerance: A Guide to Diagnosis and Treatment - Peter C. Rowe, MD

    Most Delicious Poison: The Story of Nature’s Toxins - From Spices to Vices - Noah Whiteman

    Clean: The New Science of Skin and the Beauty of Doing Less - James Hamblin

    Scent: A Natural History of Fragrance - Elise Vernon Pearlstine

    Doctored: Fraud, Arrogance, and Tragedy in the Quest to Cure Alzheimer’s - Charles Piller

    Sources:

    Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80

    https://variety.com/2026/music/news/dolly-parton-dead-dies-country-music-1236842727/

    Can You Smell a Disease? Exploring the Link Between Odor and Sickness

    https://myacare.com/blog/can-you-smell-a-disease-exploring-the-link-between-odor-and-sickness

    Human perception of Parkinson’s disease body odor in comparison to the volatile organic compounds of Parkinson’s disease

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1353802024011039

    Food Recalls:

    FreshRecall

    https://freshrecall.com/

    Has images for easy reference, what class of recall, if its ongoing, recalls for different states as well as hazard type

    Includes recalls by allergen

    The data is sourced from the FSIS USDA and the FDA

    RecallScope

    https://recallscope.com/

    App available in the App Store and on google play

    Allows you to track products and scan VINs and barcodes as well as get alerts

    The app is free but there are ads.

    If you would like to send me any additional information on any topic, whether you think it sounds related or like something I should know, please feel free. I love listening and learning.

    Wishing all of you the best, please treat yourself kindly.
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Left and right brainers are often pitted against each other but here they’ll be given the time and space to collaborate. So strip away the day and step into the steam, it’s time to open up your pores and perspectives for a truly immersive, imaginative, and information-rich experience that’ll leave you refreshed and ready for whatever life throws at you next. Welcome to Schauer Thoughts, hosted by comedian and student-of-the-world Sarah Schauer! For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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