189 episodes
- Apologies for the late upload! I cannot stress how absolutely devastated I am that I recorded for forty minutes towards the end and only video (not audio) recorded! There will absolutely be a part two to this because I have much more to say and share!
That aside, please enjoy this weeks episode of Schauer Thoughts, we are going on a long journey through the land of light and LEDs so hide your vitamins and slather on the sunscreen because subject-matter will be quite photoDEGRADING. Ayo! Word play *untz untz*
I will also be discussing my research on the *historically* shared diagnosis of autism, schizophrenia, and epilepsy and *part of* my theory for why that was. Again, I must apologize because the part that tied them all together was included in the portion that did not have audio.
What I am NOT saying here:
Artificial lighting is universally bad.
Artificial lighting is the sole cause of any chronic/ immune/ psychological disease, disorder, or diagnosis.
There is nothing to be done to protect yourself, your vitamins, your health from light pollution.
Vitamins and turning off your lights are the cure for everything!
Remember folks, nuance! And yes, absolutely feel free to run this by your dietician, PCP, therapist, etc. Please enjoy and know that more resources are coming.
Books:
The Science of Nutrition - Rhiannon Lambert
A Silent Fire - Shilpa Ravella
The Wahls Protocol - Terry Wahls, MD
The Collected Schizophrenias - Esme Weijun Wang
Sources:
Nutrient Degradation Under Retail Lighting: Protecting Vitamins with Food-Safe LEDS
https://safespectrum.com/nutrient-degradation-under-retail-lighting-protecting-vitamins-with-food-safe-leds/
Market Lighting Affects Nutrients
https://www.ars.usda.gov/news-events/news/research-news/2011/market-lighting-affects-nutrients/
Relationship between Fresh-Packages Spinach Leaves Exposed to Continuous Light or Dark and Bioactive Contents: Effects of Cultivar, Leaf Size, and Storage Duration (2011)
https://pubs.acs.org/jafcau/article-abstract/58/5/2980/207964/Relationship-between-Fresh-Packaged-Spinach-Leaves?redirectedFrom=fulltext
Comparison of milk oxidation by exposure to LED and fluorescent light
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022030216001351
Why Are Medicine Bottles Amber?
https://www.roetell.com/why-are-medicine-bottles-amber/
Skin ‘sees’ UV light, starts producing pigment
https://archive2.news.brown.edu/2007-2015/articles/2011/11/melanin.html
About Colour Blindness
https://www.colourblindawareness.org/colour-blindness/
Melatonin Moderates the Triangle of Chronic Pain, Sleep Architecture, Immunometabolic Traffic
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8392406/
Sunlight-Induced Immunosuppresion in Humans is Initially Because of UVB, Then UVA, Follower by Interactive Effects
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022202X15324489
Male versus female skin: What Dermatologists and cosmeticians should know
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/325926189_Male_versus_female_skin_What_dermatologists_and_cosmeticians_should_know
Risks and Uncertainties in Photobiological Measurements
https://actascientific.com/ASMS/pdf/ASMS-06-1249.pdf
Big data and AI for gender equality in health: bias is a big challenge
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11521869/
Gender Differences in Schizophrenia and First-Episode Psychosis: A Comprehensive Literature Review
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3420456/
Nutrition, nutritional deficiencies, and schizophrenia: An association worthy of constant reassessment
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8554424/
Gastrointestinal and liver disease in patients with schizophrenia: A narrative review
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9594005/
The impact of aging and biological sex on cardiac collagen metabolism
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0047637425000557
Collagen Degradation Pathways in Humans
https://www.news-medical.net/life-sciences/Collagen-Degradation-Pathways-in-Humans.aspx
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices - Welcome back to Schauer Thoughts, this week we’re covering vast expanses of the topical board, and yes, I checked my medication and realized I did not take my Vyvanse. Thanks to that ADHD misstep we will be going over: a *potential* case of securities fraud, the ins and outs of heart failure, erectile tissue in the nose, what’s happening with Russia and what it means for American elections, as well as a new documentary coming out on *slams head against wall* Elon Musk.
Thank you all for your continued support, it means the absolute world to me. I would just like to say, if your child was automatically enrolled into a Trump Kids Account, please strongly consider picking up “The Second Estate” (listed below) as it’ll give you an amazing primer into why the Trump Kids accounts are a bad idea and potential ways to navigate the situation. There will be a separate episode on that coming soon.
Hope you all enjoy this weeks episode!
ShopMy Books:
https://shopmy.us/shop/sarahschauer?tab=collections&Section_id=2145383
Books:
Tech Agnostic: How Technology Became the World’s Most Powerful Religion, and Why It Desperately Needs a Reformation - Greg M. Epstein
The Exquisite Machine: The New Science of the Heart - Sian E. Harding
The Light Eaters: How the Unseen World of Plant Intelligence Offers a New Understanding of Life on Earth - Zoe Schlanger
The Cancer Journals - Audre Lorde
Gerontocracy in America: How the Old Are Hoarding Power and Wealth — and What to Do About It - Samuel Moyn
The Second Estate: How the Tax Code Made an American Aristocracy - Ray D. Madoff
Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It - Cory Doctorow
How to Change Your Mind: What the New Science of Psychedelics Teaches Us About Consciousness, Dying, Addiction, Depression, and Transcendence - Michael Pollan
Sources:
HeartMate Email in Ep Files
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00102513.pdf
Susan Harriman, July 13, 2019 if the link doesn’t work
Gerardo Reyes (journalist)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerardo_Reyes_(journalist)
HeartMate II and 3 LVADs Recalled Due to Potential for Outflow Graft Obstruction (April 2024)
https://www.tctmd.com/news/heartmate-ii-and-3-lvads-recalled-due-potential-outflow-graft-obstruction
FDA announces another new recall involving Abbott’s HeartMate 3 LVADs after 70 injuries, 2 deaths (May 2024)
https://cardiovascularbusiness.com/topics/clinical/heart-failure/fda-new-recall-abbott-heartmate-3-lvad-implant
HeartMate 3 LVAD Linked to 16% risk of stroke, other neurological issues — what heart failure specialists should know (2026)
https://cardiovascularbusiness.com/topics/clinical/heart-failure/heartmate-3-lvad-linked-16-risk-stroke-other-neurological-issues-what-heart-failure-specialists
Abbott Agrees to Pay Over $384M to Settle Allegations Related to Contaminated Infant Formula
abbott-agrees-pay-over-384m-settle-allegations-related-contaminated-infant-formula
Should You Take Daily Aspirin?
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/do-you-need-daily-aspirin-for-some-it-does-more-harm-than-good
Anatomy, Head and Neck, Nasal Concha
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/books/NBK546636/
ENT Surgeon Dharambir Sethi tells Joan Chew Why Some People Get Nasal Blockages During Sex
https://drsethi.com.sg/the-nose-mechanic/
What Is Honeymoon Rhinitis?
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-50899-9_6
Did Ukraine’s strikes on data centers really silence Russian bots?
https://mashable.com/tech/ukraine-strikes-yandex-data-center-bot-traffic-decline
The Many Ways Trump is Trying to Tip the Scales for the Midterms
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/07/02/us/politics/trump-midterm-election-strategies.html
U.S. accuses Russia of sophisticated influence campaigns against U.S. voters (2024)
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/04/nx-s1-5100329/us-russia-election-interference-bots-2024
Reduced trolling on Russian holidays and daily US Presidential election odds
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8966999/
Free Course on Calling BS (Not Sponsored):
Calling Bullsh*t: Data Reasoning in a Digital World
https://callingbullshit.org/index.html
For the syllabus: https://callingbullshit.org/syllabus.html
News Regarding Medical Devices and Recalls
Device Events
https://deviceevents.com
Please check this out if you’re a physician.
Socialist Voting Guide (CA)
https://www.instagram.com/p/DeIITtIEvVQ/?vrfl=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices - Welcome back to Schauer Thoughts, this week we’re covering my 32nd birthday, what Donald Trump said about Los Angeles and San Diego, as well as going over some climate-related menstrual nuance. Is that a wide range of discussion points? Yes, but that is the essence of Schauer Thoughts, so get ready to go on a topical saga! Thank you all for accepting that I am a human being on SSRIs in a heat wave so tears (light Schauers) are normal. I appreciate you all and can’t wait for you to listen to this week’s episode.
ShopMy Book Curations
https://shopmy.us/shop/sarahschauer?Section_id=2145383&tab=collections
Again, thank you for all the birthday wishes!!!
Books
This Is Your Brain On Birth Control: How the Pill Changes Everything - Sarah E. Hill, PhD
Arab Routes: Pathways to Syrian California - Sarah M.A. Gualtieri
Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst - Robert Sapolsky
Notes on Complexity: A Scientific Theory of Connection, Consciousness, and Being - Neil Theise
Future Tense: Why Anxiety Is Good for You (Even Though It Feels Bad) - Tracy Dennis-Tiwary, PhD
Cities for a Shared Planet: The Emergence of Multispecies Cooperation - Marina Alberti
Sources
Trump Under Fire for Saying Iran Could “Take Out” LA, San Diego
https://www.axios.com/2026/10/06/trump-iran-take-out-la-san-diego
Newsom calls for 25th Amendment After Trump’s Remarks on California
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/6132137-newsom-calls-trump-mentally-ill/
The Science That Has Oil Companies Running Scared
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/opinion/oil-companies-supreme-court.html
MIT, University of Colorado Denver, and the Clue App publish largest women’s health study documenting air pollution’s impact on menstrual cycles
https://helloclue.com/articles/press/mit-university-of-colorado-denver-and-the-clue-app-publish-largest-women-s-health-study-documenting-air-pollution-s-impact-on-menstrual-cycles
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices - Welcome back to Schauer Thoughts, this week we will be discussing the “Cornell 7” and the horrific gang rape of Jane Doe. I am so mad and you should be too, rape is a systemic issue and we all need to stand up and demand answers, demand accountability, and demand a world where justice can swiftly and with the full force of the law be served.
Discussion of the “Cornell 7” does begin at the later half of the episode but please know it’s not because I am pushing it’s importance to the back, it’s because this exact thing has happened to me and I’m allowed to discuss it at my own pace. Thank you for understanding.
Nuance for my rant on Jimmy Carter: He did try more than *one* environmental initiative and did create CERCLA (I appreciate that) but he could have done so much more and did not. If my direct communities - farmers and those I’ve been elected to represent (the people of the United States) lives were on the line, I would have done so much more.
SA Resources Substack Post
https://substack.com/home/post/p-218383219
The letter count wouldn’t let me add all these resources so I put them into a Substack post - please visit for resources and ways to get involved.
Sarah’s ShopMy
https://shopmy.us/sarahschauer/shelves
If you’d like to shop the books mentioned in this episode check out my ShopMy.
It is taking me awhile to upload (and get items approved by the ShopMy team, so please hang tight for all book curations - they are coming though)
Sarah’s Venmo: Sarah-Schauer
(Yes, my hair is blonde in the profile picture)
Just for anyone who’d like to wish me a happy birthday, absolutely no pressure. Thank you if you do send me anything.
Also I swear this is not meant to pressure anyone but since I am discussing sexual assault and an ongoing case I do feel like this video will be demonetized, so I can not stress enough how grateful I am if you do send me anything.
Book on Sexual Assault mentioned at the end:
Sexual Citizens: A Landmark Study of Sex, Power, and Assault on Campus - Jennifer S. Hirsch and Shamus Khan
MIT Books:
(Not sponsored, however these books were sent to me) - all of these are in the Sept. 30 ShopMy curation.
They Knew: The Us Federal Government’s Fifty-Year Role in Causing the Climate Crisis - James Gustave Speth
Cities for a Shared Planet: The Emergence of Multispecies Cooperation - Marina Alberti
The Exquisite Machine: The New Science of the Heart - Sian E. Harding
The Disappearance of Insight: When Technology Undermines How and Why - Frank C. Keil
This is Why You Love Lego - Jess Uhre Rahbek
Other Books:
Paradise Falls: A Deadly Secret, a Cover-Up, and the Women Who Forged the Environmental Movement - Keith O’Brien
The Knowledge Illusion: Why We Never Think Alone - Steven Sloan & Philip Fernbach
Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep & Dreams - Matthew Walker, PhD
All About Allergies: Everything You Need to Know About Asthma, Food Allergies, Hay Fever, and More - Zachary Rubin, MD
This Is Your Brain on Birth Control: How the Pill Changes Everything - Sarah E. Hill, PhD
Sources:
Cornell, Chi Phi Sued by Victim of Alleged Gang Rape, Drugging in 2024
https://www.cornellsun.com/article/2026/09/tccsuykuvb4z
Editorial | Cornell Won’t, We Will
https://www.cornellsun.com/article/2026/09/editorial-cornell-won-t-we-will
Hormone-disrupting herbicide contaminating 25% of continental US rivers, report finds
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/28/atrazine-herbicide-pollution-rivers
Mesabi Metallics, company behind Iowa steel plant, has troubled past
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/business/2026/10/01/mesabi-metallics-company-iowa-steel-plant-lee-county/92004068007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z114926p118550l000450c118550u002227e008350v114926&gca-ft=51&gca-ds=sophi
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices - Hello guys! This episode of Schauer Thoughts truly is just a mental free for all, we will be discussing predominantly ME/CFS and registering to vote for the Midterm elections though. I do apologize for not getting to Boomers committing mass tax fraud and identity theft - that will be covered in a later episode. Hopefully there was some semblance of coherence here and I would like everyone to know with chronic conditions and chronic pain conditions that I will continue to raise awareness and just care in general because it is unacceptable that you all have been forced to go this alone. We all can do better.
Thank you all so much for listening!
Make sure to register to vote! — Vote.org
To learn more about ME/CFS and other chronic conditions, visit: https://batemanhornecenter.org/
Books:
Gerontocracy in America: How the Old Are Hoarding the Wealth — and What to Do About It - Samuel Moyn
The Secret of Scent: Adventures in Perfume and the Science of Smell - Luca Turin
Every Living Creature: How Xenotransplantation Will Change Our Lives - Joshua D. Mezrich, MD
This Is Your Brain on Birth Control: How the Pill Changes Everything - Sarah E. Hill, PhD
All About Allergies: Everything You Need to Know About Asthma, Food Allergies, Hay Fever, and More - Zachary Rubin, MD
The Irritable Heart: The Medical Mystery of the Gulf War - Jeff Wheelwright
Growing Papaya Trees: Nurturing Indigenous Roots During Climate Displacement - Jessica Hernandez, PhD - Not sponsored, however this book was sent to me by North Atlantic Books.
Reading in the Brain: The New Science of How We Read - Stanislas Dehaene - We actually read this book for my book club!
Sources:
A Shared Biology Underlies 5 Major Fatigue-Causing Illnesses, Scientists Suggest
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-shared-biology-underlies-5-major-fatigue-causing-illnesses-scientists-suggest
When are the 2026 Midterm Elections? And What is Their Purpose?
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/when-are-2026-midterm-elections-and-what-their-purpose
State Ballot Measures 2026
https://ballotpedia.org/2026_ballot_measures
Key Races (Volunteer Blue)
https://volunteerblue.org/key-races-2026/
Of course I’m not about to share any Republican related info.
2026 Voter Guide - Cal Matter
https://calmatters.org/california-voter-guide-2026/
Democratic Socialist Voter Guide 2026
https://voterguide.dsa-la.org/
How having a disability became cool
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/05/disability-became-cool/
Absolute nonsense
Elon Musk is Running a Fake Voter Registration Site Designed to Steal and Sell Data
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/elon-musk-running-fake-voter-130639289.html
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