Turtle Time

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Sanctity of the Summer House" - we begin by talking about the RHOP casting news, Southern Charm filming season 12, and Lena Dunham cheating on Jack Antonoff. (00:00 - 14:45)

And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 11 - "What Happens in Vegas" - and recap every single moment in it. (14:45)

And then, we give RHOA season 17, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:21:00)

And then finally we give RHORI season 1, episode 3 a little pop as well. (01:32:00)

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge" - we discuss the latest developments in the unfolding Wilson-Batula Betrayal, as well as Bethenny Frankel's social media content. (00:00 - 27:10)

As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's horrifying episode The Valley (season 3, episode 2) - "Post-Mortem" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (27:10)

And then, we recap this week's dull episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 17) - "Dorit vs. Kyle and Her Army of Soldiers". (1:10:30)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20)

And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Would Think" - and recap every single moment in it. (31:30)

And then we give RHORI season 1, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:28:25)

And then finally, we give the season 17 premiere of RHOA a little pop in as well. (01:42:55)

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On our recap of the Season 9 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss James and Max's legendary fight.

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Summer House in Shambles" - we discuss the latest developments in the West and Amanda saga and also touch on Sai De Silva getting divorced. (00:00 - 34:20)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the lackluster season 3 premiere of The Valley and what is going wrong with the franchise. (34:20)

And then, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 16) - "End Kyle". (1:05:30)

And then finally we discuss our thoughts on the new show, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. (01:21:40)

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