Blurry Creatures

Why are billionaires building bunkers in the mountains? Why did Germany mandate underground shelters? Why did Russia run a drill to get 40 million people underground in twelve hours? Jamie Walden says they all know something, and it has a name. Apophis. He returns to Blurry Creatures to connect the asteroid coming in 2029 to the book of Revelation, and to argue that almost everything strange about the last six years traces back to one event.

2020. The Great Reset. Genetic data banks. The push for underground cities. Jamie frames it as a counterfeit ark, a man-made attempt to choose who survives what God already promised was coming. It sounds overwhelming, and it is. But Jamie does not hand you fear. He hands you the gospel instead. The asteroid may or may not be Wormwood. The real question is whether you believe God is good.

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It got lost. Now it is back. This is the first episode we ever recorded in our new studio, a full crossover with Ninjas Are Butterflies, and we are dropping it from the archives to celebrate their 200th episode release. What follows is a full episode with the #1 Comedy Podcast in Barbados, recorded, buried, and recently recovered from the Blurry Creatures archives. In true NAB fashion, it's: Party shirts. A song written an hour before tape. A warning that the whole thing is about to get flagged. And the energy of five guys who clearly should not be allowed in a basement together.

Josh, Andy, and Andrew join Blurry for a wide-ranging conversation that hits everything from Graham Hancock's Ancient Apocalypse to the megalithic mysteries of Peru and beyond. The crew digs into the connection between the Watchers of Genesis 6, the Book of Enoch, and the "enlightened travelers" Hancock describes. From there, we walk through a list of conspiracy theories that have been proven true, from the Tuskegee experiments and Operation Paperclip to MKUltra and Operation Northwoods, and we unpack what that track record means for the world we're living in now. The conversation lands on future predictions, transhumanism, Neuralink, the coming Great Deception, and why the peace of Christ is the only thing that holds when everything else is shaking. What was lost is now found, and an episode for the ages.

Congrats on 200 episodes, NAB.

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Aaron is driving home late on a Virginia highway. He sees someone standing in the road. No features. No skin tone. Just a black figure staring straight down the road at him. He is going 70 miles an hour, and it does not move. Then it leans forward and braces for the hit. He cannot swerve. He cannot stop. What happens next is shocking.That night should have wrecked his faith. Instead, it built it. Aaron walks us through the worst year of his life, the sleep paralysis, the breathing under his bed, the dream that stopped him cold, and the shadow on the road he still cannot explain. Then he tells us what his dad found out about the abandoned building sitting right across the highway.

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What if Atlantis is not a legend, but a memory of the world that drowned in the days of Noah? Caleb Jones makes that case in the most information-dense Atlantis breakdown you will ever hear. He goes back to Plato, back to Genesis, and back to a pre-flood civilization the Bible says was advanced, arrogant, and ruled by the offspring of gods and men.Caleb shows how the fountains of the great deep, the storehouses of snow and hail in the book of Job, and the lost city beneath the Azores all tell one connected story. He explains why an Egyptian priest somehow knew the underwater geography of an ocean he never crossed, and what that means for everything we think we know about ancient history.

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Three dark vortex beings haunt Paul Risse for three straight days, taunting him in his lucid dreams with promises of power. What starts as an exploration of consciousness becomes a supernatural battle that reshapes his entire worldview. Paul is the author of The Psychedelic Christian, and his journey runs from a TV-free childhood in Texas to consuming psychedelics close to a thousand times in a desperate search for truth. He goes off-grid with no electricity. He fasts for thirty days at a stretch. He pushes his mind further than most people ever dare. He eats mushrooms close to a thousand times. And in the end, he finds that only the name of Jesus can protect him from the entities he meets along the way.This is the conversation we could not put on the public feed. Paul sits in the basement and tackles the controversial connection between psychedelics and spirituality. He unpacks biblical pharmakeia, the Watchers, and their role in teaching humanity about root cuttings, and why he believes the modern church holds a truncated view of the supernatural. He shares powerful testimonies of healing from abuse, overcoming addiction, and the unconventional path that leads him to a deeper relationship with Christ. His story challenges traditional boundaries while staying grounded in Scripture. 

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