It’s Stassi’s birthday episode, and she’s here to unpack her accidental life hack for celebrating yourself all week long—without throwing a single party. Between martinis, New York adventures, and her complicated feelings about birthday Instagram posts, Stassi shares her best birthday moments, including finding out her birthday is the luckiest day of 2025 and almost missing out on the Chanel boots that became her entire fall personality. Plus, she shares the behind-the-scenes magic of her Gilded Age interview with the cast of one of her favorite shows, what it meant to her as a lifelong historical fiction girlie, and how a flood of body-shaming comments launched her into President of the Hunching Girlies Community. Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Nutrafol: Receive $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STASSI.Bilt: Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits by going to joinbilt.com/stassi.Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance check.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Starting Fresh: Closet Purge & Birthday Vibes with Alex Stafford
It’s Stassi’s birthday episode! She’s joined by her childhood bestie Alex Stafford—who’s been around since the original “Dracarys” days, long before Blake Lively ruined it—for their annual closet cleanout tradition. Over martinis and Aperol spritzes, they catch up on Blake’s cringe Game of Thrones text, texting habits that trigger anxiety, and accidentally land on a new show intro. Stassi reflects on her shedding season, from big life changes to her massive closet purge, while Alex shares why she’s the ultimate organizing genius. They swap stories from their school days, relive their long-running cleanout ritual, and break down simple, real-life tips for organizing your space and letting go.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Booktoday on the site or in the app.Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Car Gurus: Buy or sell your next car today with Car Gurus at cargurus.comThrive Causemetics: New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener with free shipping at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI.PlutoTV: Watch your choice of free hit movies, free binge-worthy TV shows & live TV online, anytime. Stream now. Pay never.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Stassi & Jac Vanek on Ladyworld, Day Drinking, and “B*tch Eating Crackers”
Stassi is joined by LadyGang’s Jac Vanek to talk all things LadyWorld—the first-ever podcast festival happening this September 26-28, 2025 in Miramar Beach, Florida. Jac shares how it all started with a glamping idea and turned into a full-blown interactive weekend with all the famous podcast girlies. They also bond over preferring day-drinking to being out late, they rank their favorite seasons (spoiler: they have completely opposite rankings), and they reminisce about their good ol high school days. Plus, they unpack the chaos of social media—why filters are still cringe, how TikTok makes everyone look suspiciously gorgeous, and what the term “b*tch eating crackers” has to do with Blake Lively. It's millennial nostalgia, influencer burnout, and Aperol spritz vibes all in one.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Minnow: Go to shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15%off your first order.Ro: Ro’s Insurance Checker lets you know if you’re covered for GLP-1s—for free.Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance check.Bilt: Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits by going to joinbilt.com/stassi.Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365 dayreturns.Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Booktoday on the site or in the app.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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A Simple Favor with Taylor Strecker
Stassi opens up about how much it meant to have Bestie Taylor Strecker at her SI Miami moment—but the convo quickly turns into a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about being “favor allergic.” From DM disasters to one-time-only friendship asks, they break down the unspoken rules of adult boundaries. Taylor watched the new season of And Just Like That... without Stassi. Cue the drama, the Carrie Bradshaw analysis, and a firm decision to finally stop watching. Plus: why Blake Lively’s Instagram is so erratic, how Taylor Swift might be behind the quiet unfollow, and the social media behavior that’s giving Queen Bee narcissist energy.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Boll and Branch: Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/stassi.Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go tohiyahealth.com/STASSI.IRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGEsavings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code Stassi at irestore.com/Stassi #irestorepodNutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at Nutrafol.com enter promo code STASSI.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Say What?!
Stassi just checked off a major bucket-list moment—walking the Sports Illustrated runway in a bikini—and she’s never been prouder. Joined by her co-host and confidante Lo, she shares every behind-the-scenes detail of what became one of the best experiences (and trips) of her life. From battling body dysmorphia and last-minute bikini chaos to realizing she actually has a butt in polka dots, Stassi opens up about the fear, the fun, and the emotional high that followed. The energy in Miami was electric, the support online was overwhelming —whether it was the beta blockers or just living in full delulu glory. One thing’s for sure: Stassi had a very big day.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Splendid: Get 20% off at Splendid.com and use promo code STASSI at checkout or when you shop at Splendid in stores.CarGurus: Buy or sell your next car today with Car Gurus at cargurus.comThrive Causemetics: New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI.Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.