Sagittarius Season, Spray Tans, and Kris Jenner Dreams
Stassi and C-O-Lo kick things off with birthday shoutouts for the December Saggies and immediately get into zodiac talk—Stassi swears she’s a Capricorn, Lo insists she’s 100 percent Cancer. Then it's Stassi’s first spray tan since Sports Illustrated: she asked zero questions, slept in it anyway, and now her hands are a few shades darker than her face. Lo’s cruise-ship documentary binge somehow leads them into James Cameron manipulating Leo DiCaprio into Titanic, Stassi’s disaster-movie era, their favorite easy holiday watches, and a full-blown debate about what Kris Jenner’s daily routine actually looks like.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Well with the Name Your Price ® tool from Progressive you can be a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill too! Try it today at Progressive.com.PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/STASSI and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order.#REVOLVEpartnerHiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Boll and Branch: Get 25% off sitewide, plus free shipping and extended at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code stassi.Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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No Stickers, No Sequins, Just Thanksgiving
Stassi and bestie Taylor Strecker are back with a big Happy Thanksgiving and an even bigger Friendsgiving—rented house, décor team, catering, and a strict no Instagram stickers rule. They plan their fall dress code (brown, olive, camel… absolutely no sequins), run through the essentials—stovetop stuffing, Taylor’s crack dip, and rosé only because does anyone actually like Chardonnay? Then they jump to motherhood: Taylor’s genius moment helping Messer change his own diaper, Stassi reflecting on how parenting changes everything, and her full commitment to building an empire like Kris Jenner. Happy Thanksgiving!Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Well with the Name Your Price ® tool from Progressive you can be a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill too! Try it today at Progressive.com.Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and freeshipping when you go to nutrafol.com/stassi10.PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Rakuten: Keep an eye out for Rakuten’s weekly Big Deal Reveals download the app or installthe browser extension.Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair’s Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. Sale ends December 7th.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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November Is Not For The Weak
Stassi and C-O-Lo are back, and Stassi swears everyone must be sick of hearing how exhausted she is—but November truly takes people out. She’s juggling a million secret projects, but can finally reveal she hosted the Mormon Wives reunion, fully stepping into her Mama Bear era. They hit everything from Stassi’s teleprompter superpowers and which kid will be the better public speaker to the bizarre Britney-Kardashian “holiday bed” video, nonstop holiday obligations, Gen Z’s commitment to vintage shopping, Wicked 2 FOMO, and whether it’s time to give the podcast studio a refresh.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance check.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go tohiyahealth.com/STASSI.Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.Progressive: Well with the Name Your Price ® tool from Progressive you can be a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill too! Try it today at Progressive.com.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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It's Giving Mercury Retrograde
Stassi’s back with C-O-Lo and says it’s honestly the best time of year to have a birthday — that sweet spot between Halloween and holiday overload. The girls recap their 24-hour New York work trip that turned into a comedy of errors: surprise detour to Philly, no makeup bag, missing outfit, and one heroic Estée Lauder foundation that saved the day. Back home, it’s all about Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday bash, Meghan Markle’s disappearing photo mystery, and a few Kardashian theories sprinkled in for fun. Two girlies, too little sleep, and one big question — if the billionaires invited them, would they actually go?Thanks for supporting our sponsors:PlutoTV: Pluto TV is your portal to watch free movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today and discover the easy way to stream all your favorite content.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.iRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code Stassi at irestore.com/Stassi! #irestorepodQuince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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So Close But So Far w/ Taylor Strecker
Stassi’s back with bestie Taylor Strecker — and she’s sick-sick. Fever, chills, body aches, two IVs, and every test (COVID, flu, all of it) came back negative. It’s officially a mystery illness. While she recovers, the girls swap germ-a-phobe confessions, parenting pet peeves, and the fine line between being cautious and being that friend who still shows up when their kid is sick. Then it’s Halloween party debrief time: Stassi’s Bubonic Plague costume crisis, Taylor’s full-commitment Blake Lively moment, and why niche costumes are the new status symbol — plus falling for fake AI videos and debating whether the Louvre heist was actually pulled off by a bored billionaire.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/STASSI and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order.#REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Simplify your kids mealtimes. Go to: littlespoon.com/STASSI and enter our code STASSI at checkout to get 50% OFF your first Little Spoon order.Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go tohiyahealth.com/STASSI.Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and freeshipping when you go to nutrafol.com/stassi10.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.
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