Boss B*tch, Empath Mom in Delulu Land: Astrology & Soul Talk with Aliza Kelly
This week, Stassi goes full witchy with celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly. The two bond instantly over their nearly identical Capricorn rising signs (only two degrees apart!), and explore what that means for destiny, timing, and survival mode.Aliza breaks down Stassi’s birth chart—Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon, and born during Venus retrograde—and explains how it’s all connected to her ambition, emotional depth, and love life evolution. From calling out fake TikTok astrology to embracing delusion as a creative power move. Plus: why dressing like your rising sign is a thing, and why your chart doesn’t define you—it frees you. If you’ve ever wondered about your soul’s purpose, this one’s for you.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance check.Liquid IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout.Bilt: Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood BenefitsTM by going to joinbilt.com/stassiBooking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Booktoday on the site or in the app.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Airport Fashion, Haunted Dolls & Travel Hot Takes with Kristina Kelly
Stassi’s under the weather but still has the energy to come for Kristina Kelly’s favorite mom bag (the one she’d save in a fire). They debate airport fashion (it’s a runway!), upcoming Italy and Miami trips with the kids, and Stassi’s unforgettable airport paparazzi moment in a onesie. Plus: Stassi’s obsessed with the Annabelle dolls haunted tour and TikTok’s destiny-swapping trend—while Kristina's skeptical (eye-roll included). Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com enter promo code STASSI.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. Go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI.OpenPhone: OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/STASSI.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 and take an additional 10% off your next purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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My Rental Kelly Rebuttal
Stassi is overdue for a solo ep, and this one’s delightfully unhinged—in a post-great Mother’s Day kind of way. She kicks things off with the Taylor Swift subpoena drama, Blake Lively’s messy role, and why Taylor is clearly the real victim. She also reflects on her first actually relaxing Mother’s Day: sleeping in, family breakfast, and sweet, sweet alone time. While digging through old memory boxes, Stassi found her fashion inspo scrapbooks and realized she’s always been that girl. Her style? “Ornamented minimalism.” Plus, she’s coming in hot with a Mini Kelly rant—let’s just say she has more to say after her appearance on Jackie Schimmel's podcast Bitch Bible. And yes, Hartford’s new full-on Spice Girls obsession complete with daily Spice World screenings brings everything full circle.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Ro: Ro’s Insurance Checker lets you know if you’re covered for GLP-1s for free. Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance checkPluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Minnow: Go to shopminnow.com and enter code SHOPMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order. Splendid: Receive 20% off when you go to Splendid.com and use promo code STASSI at checkout or when you shop at Splendid in stores.iRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code Stassi at irestore.com/Stassi! #irestorepodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Struggle Bus Chronicles: Miami Trip and Met Gala Thoughts
Stassi and Lo are back from Miami! Is it age, is it kids, or is it just the content creator grind? Stassi's hitting her breaking point explaining why those 'vacation' photos are actually WORK trips involving press tours, insane scheduling, and just trying to keep her eyes open. Plus, Stassi actually enjoyed Miami this time?! She's spilling all the tea about her surprise meetup at the F1, the exclusive parties, and how she FINALLY sees the city's charm. Stassi gets real about the tug-of-war between motherhood and her career, the guilt of leaving her kids, and the desperate need for a couple of lymphatic massages. And because they can’t help themselves, they’re giving their unfiltered opinions on the Met Gala's fashion. Who were their favorites, who were the duds? Let's find out!Thanks for supporting our sponsors!Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSIQuince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your orderRo: Ro’s Insurance Checker lets you know if you’re covered for GLP-1s for free. Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance checkPluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download todayThrive Causemetics: New customers get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping. Save more with 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Uh Oh, Travis Unfollowed Ryan… w/ Taylor Strecker
Stassi and bestie Taylor Strecker are spiraling (in the best way). Stassi vents about how every day feels like something, whether it’s health stress or life admin. But then—breaking news: Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. The girls dive into full conspiracy mode. Is Taylor Swift distancing from Blake? Is Ryan actually the problem? The energy is giving controlling ex. Plus, Stassi and Taylor spill all about planning Vanderpump Villa looks, the “effortless but elevated” vibe Stassi was chasing, and why she’s freeing the arms this season. Taylor goes full bow-girl era, plus they unpack the pasta fight between Gabriella and Chef Dom and so much more.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STASSIGIFT.OpenPhone: Receive 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/stassi.Liquid I.V. : Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Thrive Causemetics: New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping available at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI Or save more with 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSICaraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.
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