Struggle Bus Chronicles: Miami Trip and Met Gala Thoughts
Stassi and Lo are back from Miami! Is it age, is it kids, or is it just the content creator grind? Stassi's hitting her breaking point explaining why those 'vacation' photos are actually WORK trips involving press tours, insane scheduling, and just trying to keep her eyes open. Plus, Stassi actually enjoyed Miami this time?! She's spilling all the tea about her surprise meetup at the F1, the exclusive parties, and how she FINALLY sees the city's charm. Stassi gets real about the tug-of-war between motherhood and her career, the guilt of leaving her kids, and the desperate need for a couple of lymphatic massages. And because they can’t help themselves, they’re giving their unfiltered opinions on the Met Gala's fashion. Who were their favorites, who were the duds? Let's find out!Thanks for supporting our sponsors!Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSIQuince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your orderRo: Ro’s Insurance Checker lets you know if you’re covered for GLP-1s for free. Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance checkPluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download todayThrive Causemetics: New customers get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping. Save more with 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1:19:37
Uh Oh, Travis Unfollowed Ryan… w/ Taylor Strecker
Stassi and bestie Taylor Strecker are spiraling (in the best way). Stassi vents about how every day feels like something, whether it’s health stress or life admin. But then—breaking news: Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. The girls dive into full conspiracy mode. Is Taylor Swift distancing from Blake? Is Ryan actually the problem? The energy is giving controlling ex. Plus, Stassi and Taylor spill all about planning Vanderpump Villa looks, the “effortless but elevated” vibe Stassi was chasing, and why she’s freeing the arms this season. Taylor goes full bow-girl era, plus they unpack the pasta fight between Gabriella and Chef Dom and so much more.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STASSIGIFT.OpenPhone: Receive 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/stassi.Liquid I.V. : Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Thrive Causemetics: New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping available at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI Or save more with 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSICaraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1:01:02
Introducing Hagen Bach: Stories from Vanderpump Villa, Reality TV Toxic Traits, and Gen Z vs Millennials
Stassi sits down with one of Vanderpump Villa Season 2’s breakout personalities, Hagen Bach, for a no-filter convo that takes you behind the scenes. Hagen shares how he landed the role—from getting scouted via email to leaning into his past housekeeping experience (yes, he actually scrubbed toilets in an Italian castle—24/7 cameras and all). Stassi opens up about her social anxiety and awkward first impressions. They dive into spicy hypotheticals about the Villa cast (who wouldn’t Stassi save?), toxic traits, the Gen Z vs. millennial debate (RIP crying laughing emoji), and Hagen's incredible dream collab with… Princess Diana? There’s gossip, TV hot takes, eyebrow appreciation, and even a sweet moment where Hagen reassures Stassi —despite that b-day moment still haunting her. Come for the behind-the-scenes gossip, stay for the laughs—and meet a Gen Z star who lives to press your buttons. What a time to be alive.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go tohiyahealth.com/STASSI.Ro: Ro’s Insurance Checker lets you know if you’re covered for GLP-1s—for free. Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance check.Liquid I.V. : Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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53:09
Cute Little Humans Talking About Coachella and Outer Space
When Monday hits, Stassi’s thriving—the nanny’s back, the kids are at school, and she’s finally recovering from a weekend of Messer’s non-stop toddler energy. She and C-O Lo dive into the pop culture drama: dusty Coachella tents, Kylie & Timmy’s hyper-analyzed desert PDA, and why celebs might finally be done with the festival life. From Stassi’s bug-fueled camping trauma to her love of travel over concerts, things take a turn for the intergalactic. Cue the all-female space launch—yes, ladies in orbit—including Katy Perry’s 11-minute rocket ride, alien diplomacy, and whether gravity is just Hollywood fiction. Beau joins in to break down space science—and yes, even your dignity needs to be strapped down up there.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/stassiIRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code STASSI at irestore.com/STASSI #irestorepodBoll and Branch: Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/stassi.Thrive Causemetics: Try the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara + mini Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping! Or get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1:07:31
Long-Term Greedy & Loving It: Beauty Products I Swear By
Stassi is back with an episode meant to inspire you, packed with the ultimate beauty list of things she swears by. After getting flooded with DMs about her skin, makeup, hair, and style—she’s finally revealing everything. From her seasonal Botox routine to the exfoliant that replaced retinol, her go-to lip liners, bronzers, moisturizers, tubing mascaras, perfume, and the EMS workout that changed her body in just 20 minutes. Literally everything!She also dives into her obsession with finance influencer Becca Bloom and what it means to live “long-term greedy,” shares a Black Swan-era internship story that might’ve launched Natalie Portman’s movie poster moment, and why she builds every outfit around the perfect pair of shoes. This episode is your one-stop guide to all of Stassi's beauty must-haves.Shop all of Stassi's Faves on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/stassiThank you for supporting our sponsors!Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 or use code STASSI10 at checkout to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Hiya: Go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI to get 50% off your first orderNutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSIQuince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order.Thrive Market: Visit thrivemarket.com/stassi to get 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift!Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insuranceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.