Hi, I'm Jeanne. And this is Raised Wrong, a podcast about our ADHD, your ADHD, and ADHD things in general, featuring the hilarious and scattered mind of my former roommate and current mom/tv writer Emily Towers. We also discuss the television shows we're watching on Paramount+ and Apple TV+, mother guilt, commercials, coyotes, underpants, and more. We do not discuss politics because I edited those parts out. And to ring in the new year, we revisit a Cosmo article entitled "5 Naughty Ways to Start 2003" which sounds a lot sexier than it is.
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1:17:31
Disney Dumping
First, an important update about the way we podcast! Then, Jessica does a deep dive into the uproar about Disney changing their Disability Access Service (and the Disney adults who are screaming and shaking and shitting about it). Other topics discussed include HBO’s Julia, audiobooks (Irish), aging gracefully like Isabella Rossellini, Prison Brides, and more. Plus, a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us 5 “stealth new signs that he’s cheating.” God help us. And finally, the hardest FMK we’ve ever done: 3 men who are not trash.
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1:04:35
Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite
A lot of questions are answered in this episode: "Why do we exercise? Why do we drink? Would we be good gay dads? WHO IS EATING THE SUN???" And the one question that's on everyone's mind..."How many calories does holding a drink for 20 minutes burn?" Other topics discussed include Everyone Gets Divorced, nachos, getting blasted by lasers, Raized Wrong Productions, UTIs, Trans Easter, and 'art.' Plus an October 2010 Cosmo gives us the "ability" to burn an extra 305 calories a week. And finally, we FMK three very real things that Joe Biden controls.17:25 - JG Horny (poorly estimated taxes)20:43- JR Horny (honesty)31:35 - JG Gripe (Raized Wrong boys)35:20 - JR Gripe (customer service)41:15 - Cosmo's "How to Burn an Extra 305 Calories a Week" (2010)52:15 - Internet Dumb (Tesla art)1:07:05 - FMK - "3 Things Joe Biden Controls"
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1:09:28
Mommy is Scary w/ Jessica Rowland
Stepmother of the pod Jessica is back and she's got some gripes! Topics discussed include the phonetic alphabet, Venmo transactions, ghost kitchens, amphetamines, dipping sauces, cyber trucks, embryos, women's sports, and so much more. Plus, a 2009 Cosmopolitan magazine unlocks the secrets to getting hit on "all the time" and they are...not what you'd expect. And finally, in honor of Jeanne's 40th birthday, a very special/disgusting 1984-themed edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.15:22 - Giving people money19:51 - New slang22:54 - Ghost kitchens28:43 - JG Horny (ranch)33:00 - JR Horny (pharmaceuticals)44:54 - JG Gripe (sweatpants)49:49 - JR Gripe (embryos is people)57:03 - JR Griple (men & women's sports)1:02:11 - Cosmo's "How to Get Hit On All the Time" (2009)1:18:31 - Internet Dumb (cyber trucks)1:28:00 - FMK - "Best Boys Born in 1984"
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1:47:38
I Used To Be Young! w/ Emily Taormina
Long-time patriot and Type-A friend Emily Taormina joins Jeanne on the pod this week! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Jude Law, milk, and so much more. An October 2005 Cosmo article about giving your man attention so he doesn't cheat on you causes us to question what the meaning of the word "pamper" is. And finally, the three most popular Girl Scout Cookies get f**ked, married, and killed. (Plus, a special message from Stepmother of the Pod, Jessica!)Segments:00:14:10 - Gripe (JG) 00:20:35 - Gripe (ET) 00:26:00 - Horny (JG) 00:34:15 - Horny (ET) 00:39:40 - Cosmo's "How Much Attention Does Your Guy Need" 00:58:35 - Internet Dumb 01:08:00 - Message from Jessica01:09:00 FMK (Girl Scout Cookies)
Ok but we turned out mostly fine? Old millennials discuss the things we know now that we wish we'd known then, featuring highly problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines.
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