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Don't Touch It

Caroline Parker
Don't Touch It
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  • Don't Touch It

    Leaving Kids Home Alone & Things America Does Better (And Worse) Than Britain

    2026-11-04 | 1h
    Caroline and Kyle are back together in America - and on this episode of Don't Touch It, they're catching up and getting into some of the biggest debates in parenting, relationships and everyday life.

    From why Halloween is so much bigger in the US (and why Caroline isn't convinced Thanksgiving deserves the hype) to the things they miss about British life, the pair compare the two sides of the Atlantic!

    They also tackle a question every parent eventually faces: when is it actually okay to let your kids go off on their own? Should an eight-year-old be allowed an hour at home? Are we raising a generation of overprotected children? And who gets the final say when parents disagree on discipline?

    Plus, Caroline and Kyle get honest about relationship arguments, why sometimes you just need to let your partner have a moan, and a rather unexpected debate about how many times you should need to pee after holding it in.

    Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts.

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  • Don't Touch It

    Halloween Camping, Golf Cart Wars & Life In The US with Helen

    2026-10-28 | 58 mins.
    Caroline is taking the podcast on the road – all the way to America – and bringing along her best friend Helen for a very special catch-up!

    On this episode of Don't Touch It, we're filming live from Helen's bed during their annual Halloween camping trip as the pair get into everything from the competitive world of campsite golf cart decorating (yes, it's as serious as it sounds) to the very unconventional way they first became friends.

    There's a game of hypothetical questions, some questionable driving accusations and a few confessions that probably should have stayed between friends!

    Plus, Caroline and Helen compare life in the UK and US - discussing everything from American school lunches and the bizarre carpool culture to tipping, drive-through ATMs and why it's seemingly impossible to walk anywhere in America.

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    Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

    2026-10-21 | 47 mins.
    On this episode of Don't Touch It, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill.

    Caroline shares your unconventional sleeping arrangements, and the couple read your responses to everything from separate duvets and pillow boundaries to partners banished to the spare room.

    Plus, they're discussing the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, whether anything has actually changed, and the pressure on women to bounce back after giving birth.

    Expect hot takes, questionable logic, plenty of marital bickering and the kind of conversations that will have you turning to your partner and asking, “Is it just us?”

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  • Don't Touch It

    Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

    2026-10-14 | 44 mins.
    Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud.

    In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on marriage, parenting and all the little things that make living with another person equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

    From the great debate over how often you should wash your bedsheets and whether sharing a towel with your partner is a crime against humanity, to the etiquette of paying your babysitter when date night ends early... nothing is off limits.

    Plus, Caroline recounts her night at a Westlife concert, Kyle questions the cultural significance of British TV, and the pair get into their latest obsession with The Traitors.

    Expect brutally honest opinions, questionable hygiene habits and plenty of banter.

    Don't miss new episodes of Don't Touch It, wherever you get your podcasts.

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  • Don't Touch It

    S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James

    2026-05-20 | 1h 12 mins.
    On this week’s episode of Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by broadcaster, DJ and Sunday Times bestselling author Ashley James 🤍

    We go into detail about her new book Bimbo and the conversations it opens up around internalised misogyny and how we can unpick it in everyday life. Ashley also shares her thoughts on how the patriarchy impacts on not just women, but men too, and why these patterns show up in the way we think, behave and relate to each other. We also get into the cost of childcare questioning why its so expensive and the effect that has on families, as well as a chat about sex in long-term relationships and how that evolves over time.

    This is a really open, thought-provoking conversation that touches on so many important and often unspoken topics.

    Link to her book BIMBO - https://amzn.eu/d/09JMfQHW

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ashleylouisejames?

    TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ashleyjames?

    Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after my now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one I say every morning while making my sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). I wanted to bring that cozy, connected feeling of sharing a cuppa with a good friend to life – and that’s exactly what this podcast is all about.

    In each episode, I sit down with my closest pals for real, unfiltered conversations. We chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. It’s raw, honest, and feels just like hanging out with your best mates.

    So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

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About Don't Touch It
Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.
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