This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into another pile of unbelievable headlines. A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian designer shocks the internet with rat-covered underwear, and Pizza Hut gets a new owner. The guys break down White House UFC chaos, an alleged pathogen smuggling scandal, a YouTuber's lifetime ban from Six Flags, and a wife who allegedly used Gorilla Glue for the ultimate revenge. From shark attacks and fake pilots to lemonade stand robbers and social media sleuths tracking down a killer, it's another wild ride through the strangest stories making headlines today.
181: Morning Crankers The Week Got Weird Fast
2026-06-10 | 50 mins.
Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on Morning Crankers.
180: Morning Crankers: Sewer People, Feet Juice & the Dog Poop Burglar
2026-06-03 | 43 mins.
Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice." Plus, a mystery sonic boom shakes South Carolina, a woman battles a surgeon after a botched eye operation, and a couple tries cashing fake lottery tickets. It's another wild ride through the weirdest headlines on Morning Crankers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
179: Cows, Conspiracies & Crankers Chaos
2026-05-27 | 45 mins.
Aliens, cheese rolling, retro Pizza Huts, influencer cows, and a man pulling a police car with his manhood — this episode of Morning Crankers delivers one of the wildest news roundups yet. We break down bizarre headlines, conspiracy claims, weird lawsuits, and the strangest stories taking over the internet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
178: Ceiling Witches, Missing Criminals & a Hanson Family Surprise
2026-05-20 | 37 mins.
This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches allegedly crawling through apartment ceilings in Springfield, pizza chains shutting down stores, strange hantavirus research, a Russian nuclear ship disaster, and a real-life WKRP radio station coming to Cincinnati. Plus, we share some personal family news with our daughter’s wedding and baby announcement, along with our trip to the surprisingly charming town of Washington, Missouri. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
About Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories
About Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories
About Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories
Morning Crankers is the PG-13 comedy podcast that turns today's headlines, pop culture moments, bizarre real-life stories, and viral internet craziness into laugh-out-loud entertainment. Hosted by husband-and-wife duo Jeremy "Hans" Hanson and Myia "Roxy" Hanson, every episode delivers hilarious commentary, playful banter, outrageous opinions, original comedy songs, and the kind of conversations that make you laugh until your sides hurt.
From weird news and trending topics to celebrity stories, current events, internet culture, everyday frustrations, and life's wonderfully ridiculous moments, Morning Crankers offers a fresh, funny, and often absurd take on the world around us. Whether you're driving to work, starting your morning, or simply need an escape from serious news, Hans and Roxy bring the laughs with authentic chemistry and PG-13 humor that listeners can enjoy week after week.
If you love comedy podcasts, funny news podcasts, pop culture commentary, viral stories, outrageous headlines, and hilarious husband-and-wife banter, then Morning Crankers is your new favorite podcast.
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