No Parental Guidance

• Comedian Rachel Parris' biggest mum fails, surviving toddler tantrums & why kids NEVER SLEEP!

  Hannah & Louise are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and star of The Mash Report, Rachel Parris. As a mum of a 3-year-old, Rachel knows all about tantrums, toddler chaos, and the joys (and disasters) of parenting while trying to juggle a busy career.They dive into the reality of surviving the 9-week summer holidays, from spending a fortune on kids clubs to the bittersweet truth of spending a fortune on family holidays only to end up sharing a room with all your kids. Do we all just end up drinking wine in the bathroom?Expect chat about kids refusing bedtime, Louise’s trip to Turkey with the in-laws, Hannah’s husband ruptured appendix drama. Rachel also opens up about her own parenting journey, from navigating toddler tantrums, relying on her teenage step-kids as babysitters, and wrestling with maternal instincts. She shares stories about wanting her child to share her love of music, the shock of the school run look vs. glam night out transformations, and what happens when your kid doesn’t even recognise you dressed up.The conversation also takes some hilarious detours with Hannah’s swimming lesson mishaps, Louise’s kids hijacking her phone and going live, and yes… the infamous kids pooing in the street moment. This is parenting, raw and unfiltered: messy, chaotic, funny, and very, very real. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Hannah & Louise on bad language, morning sickness + your parenting fails revealed

  Join Hannah and Louise for another round of hilarious parenting fails! In this episode, Hannah shares the mortifying story of having morning sickness at royal invitation to Windsor Castle.The chaos doesn't stop there, as Louise dives into the shocking moments her kids started saying swear words and the absolute disaster of trying to take a family photo.You'll hear all about Hannah's very personal lingerie shoot on her wedding day, their weirdest pregnancy cravings, and what they’ve both done in the rage of hormones. As always, it's an unfiltered look at motherhood, the good, the bad, and the utterly cringe-worthy. You won't want to miss this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Ollie Locke on premature twins & his biggest parenting fails

  In this episode, we're talking about the universal struggle of losing your identity after having kids and the reality of trying to make new mum friends. We get brutally honest about the biggest parenting fails (and the arguments that come with them), from kids weeing on you to what happens when your toddler learns to use the cat flap.We also dive into some of the most serious and powerful topics, including a candid conversation with Ollie Locke about surrogacy and the journey to having twins. We open up about our own personal experiences with premature babies, changing nappies in an incubator, and the heart-wrenching five weeks spent in the NICU. And what do you do with unused embryos? We discuss the tough decisions and the reality of keeping them on ice for £1,200 a year.This is a chaotic, hilarious, and deeply moving conversation about the unfiltered highs and lows of parenthood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Amy Hart’s motherhood confessions

  From Love Island to nursery runs – Amy Hart joins NPG to talk motherhood without the filters. She opens up about freezing her eggs at 28, falling pregnant by surprise, and the soft-play chaos of life with a toddler. Glam, honest, and totally relatable – this is motherhood, Amy-style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Konnie Huq on screen-time, leaky boobs & mum life mayhem

  Is screen time ruining our kids or saving our sanity? Why were Konnie Huq’s boobs leaking at the BAFTAs? And who actually has time for Blue Peter-style crafting? (Clue: not us.)This week on No Parental Guidance, comedy mums Hannah East and Louise Boyce (@mamastillgotit_) are joined by TV legend Konnie Huq for a no-filter chat about raising boys, teen tech tantrums and why she’s backing a sit-down wee revolution. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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