Sizzling Chemistry (ft. Justin Bieber, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, Justin Baldoni, Beyonce & Evan)
Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That I’m Standing On Business”, an It Ends With Update (did Blake Lively FINALLY WIN!?) an angry voicemail for Beyonce and a celebrity sighting in the wild! Plus, America’s cringiest billionaires Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos are getting married in Venice whether Venice wants them to or not. Jessi breaks down the celebrity guest list, the Vogue spread, the Italian protests and the shocking reason Katy Perry might not be in attendance. Speaking of weddings, it’s Jessi’s 11th wedding anniversary so she brings Evan on the pod against his will to celebrate! Enjoy their SIZZLING CHEMISTRY, NOW! Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Why So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)
Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest, including the shocking thing it revealed about Pedro Pascal.All that and Call Her Daddy's Alex Cooper made shocking sexual harassment claims against her college soccer coach, compelling Jessi to share her own eerily similar experience with a college professor. Put on your "DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT" Friendship Bracelets for an ALL-NEW EPISODE!Your Voicemails give Jessi LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Why So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)
Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest, including the shocking thing it revealed about Pedro Pascal. All that and Call Her Daddy's Alex Cooper made shocking sexual harassment claims against her college soccer coach, compelling Jessi to share her own eerily similar experience with a college professor. Put on your "DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT" Friendship Bracelets for an ALL-NEW EPISODE!Your Voicemails give Jessi LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat
In Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet. Plus! Rememeber when Prince William danced like a dad and Travis Kelce became Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour!? Then, Jessi tries to defend Justin Timberlake after bombshell details emerge about hs DWI … All that and a deep dive into the trendiest haircut of the year, called “The Broccoli” because it looks like Broccoli… on your head. THAT’S HOT!As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068E Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of the best, dirtiest and most shocking lyrics. Speaking of musical GREATS- Taylor Swift bought her masters back! But do you remember the WHOLE scandalous backstory? In case you were too Dumb & Busy to keep up, Jessi is filling you in on the SWIFTIE SAGA and Travis Kelce's reaction to it all. Then- where do YOU stand on the viral "Moana Girl" scandal? And do you think Brad Pitt is Hot Again??? (spoiler alert: Jessi DOES. In a dirty, rugged, doesn't speak to his children anymore kind of way...) Jessi is LIVE from Halifax for this all new EPISODE! OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see Jessi 's FINAL SHOWS Here: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets. The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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