The Tale of the Watchers
It’s Edgar’s turn with the flashlight… but, after a heated debate about what makes a better plot device, the death of a beautiful woman or a murderous monkey, little Dean Koontz ends up telling tonight's story instead. It has everything—an all-American Special Army Marine, a poorly written neurodivergent lady, an evil mutagenic monkey who's escaped from science, and a VERY good dog! Content notes: swearing, loud noises, some sexual references, comedic violence with some gory noises and gunfire, discussion of death and 'fridging' of women, police/fed raids, references to animal testing, drug references, parody of bad neurodivergence representation. CAST: Dean Koontz — WREN MONTGOMERY Clive Barker — DAVID AULT Edgar Allan Poe — RODRIGO BORGES Mary Shelley — REBECCA D'SOUZA HP Lovecraft — ROBIN JOHNSON Stephen King — JASON ROBINSON with Travis/Dario Argento — DEXTER HOWARD Nora — BETH LINDLY Lemuel Johnson/David DeCoteau — BRAD BARNES Scientist 1 — LORETTA CHANG Scientist 2 — KATE DAVOLI Priest — TERRI LYNNE HUDSON Roger Corman — BITTER KARELLA Charles Band — JOEL A.S. BUTLER and special guests THE MURDER MONKEY as itself MULTIPLE DOGS, including REBEL, MAISIE, and various freely licensed hounds of Freesound, as Einstein Script by Bitter Karella, edited by Robin Johnson. Audio production and music by Robin Johnson. Dean Koontz's novel Watchers (1987) really is a story about a really cool smart dog who befriends an ex-military hero and his naive new bride, and how they protect each other from the dog's nemesis, a murderous genetically engineered mutant baboon. The book is credited with establishing Koontz as a bestselling author, and has been adapted into no fewer than four (4) movies. It is unknown whether his mom keeps a copy on the fridge. A transcript of this episode is available at https://midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/the-tale-of-the-watchers/transcript Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals is a work of social and literary satire. All characters are fictitious, especially the real ones; any elements of work not in the public domain are used for the purpose of parody and comment, and no challenge is intended to the ownership or validity of any intellectual property. The Midnight Pals is the creation of Bitter Karella © Subscribe to Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, Pocket Casts, or wherever you find podcasts. If you enjoy the show, please leave us a rating or review. For more information, see https://midnightpals.com
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